Alex Ptak, Jeremy Kaplowitz, and Clare O'Kane

Quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions.

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Alex Ptak, Jeremy Kaplowitz, and Clare O'Kane

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

America's Choice 04.11.2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do extreme, right wing American women politicians always seem to be total MiLFs? Greene, Boebert, that one in Alaska, all completely gorgeous. As naturally left leaning, I find myself confused. Nostradamus identified two people he referred...

Love Games w/ Kenice Mobley 28.10.2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I play love game? What do I do if a strong looking guy came up to my wife and said that he wants to motorboat her and she found it funny? Why don't the people on dating apps want to meet, they just want to chat? Are they fake, or are the...

Q+ Teaser - Buying Magic Relics On Ebay 24.10.2024

Unlock all of the relics on patreon.com/quorators

Life of Crime w/ Patrick Doran 21.10.2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What was the most inappropriate yet consensual thing between two people you ever heard happened at a public rest stop along the highway? How can I flee to Mexico? I'm scheduled to self-surrender in 2 months to serve a 10-year prison sentence? H...

Q+ Teaser - Boyfriend Designs Anti-Cheat Bed Trap 17.10.2024

Is he wrong to design this bed trap? Support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Season of the Witch w/ Bryn Nieboer 14.10.2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What's the best demon to summon to kill someone? How long do I need to warm up to this demon first? What will I need to make a deal? What should I offer? There's no changing my mind, please don't try. Can someone be a Starseed without having AD...

Q+ Teaser - This Demon Pretended To Be A Gamer's Mom 10.10.2024

If you are a demon do NOT do this Quorators is supported by viewers like you. Please join the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Blurred Lines w/ Emily Panic 07.10.2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it okay that I give my first dates a cleavage protector? Why would worms want to have sex when they're so ugly? How can I get to sleep with the neighborhood aunt? --- Follow Emily on instagram @ aprettybigmouth Get even more Quorators when y...

Q+ Teaser - Doctors Said "No!" To This Beauty Queen 03.10.2024

Should they have? Please support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Boys Chat 30.09.2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include:  Do steroids make you gay? Why does my penis shrink on meth and make me want to wear panties and yoga pants to show off my tiny little bulge? I am not a good boy. Why? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/q...

Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Convince A Girl To Make Out 26.09.2024

For the rest of the advice go to patreon.com/quorators

Matters of the World 23.09.2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How Do British People Eat Croissants? If cackling Kamala Harris wins the presidency in a few months time, will the farmyard hen replace the bald eagle as the emblem of the United States of America? Which one is going to win in a fight, a group...

Q+ Teaser - R/SmallBoobLove Goes To War 19.09.2024

Will you defend Christina The Latina on patreon.com/quorators?

Power Beyond Comprehension 16.09.2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What is the possibility of finding human bones on the moon? What's the best way to vanquish the demonic Jezebel spirit in my wife? What is the most powerful prayer in Judaism? What are its effects? --- Get even more Quorators when you support t...

Q+ Teaser - Do Men Need Bathroom Machines? 12.09.2024

Do they? Go to patreon.com/quorators

Advent of Clare 09.09.2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: My daughter's name is Patrick and my son's name is Finland. Was that a good choice? Is becoming a literal eunuch (and taking hormone replacement therapy afterwards) the only guaranteed way for me to have sex with fertile and potentially fertile...

Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Act Like You're Possessed By A Demon 05.09.2024

6This is how to wikiact like that (go to patreon.com/quorators)

Facing The Unknown w/ Anders Lee and Andy Gittlitz 02.09.2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why does the United States promote homosexuality and not consider what happened in the petrified village of Pompeii? Why would a UFO have lights on it? If a female Bigfoot became pregnant after mating with a Dogman, what would the offspring resemble? --- Foll...

Q+ Teaser - Redditor Innovates Pee Bucket 29.08.2024

Share your inventions @ patreon.com/quorators

Quorators Live 2024 w/ Will Menaker 26.08.2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are you disgusted by telepathy? Does anyone want to talk about back when you could fight in the street and everybody had a good time? My 6-year-old son wants to hug me because he is sad. How do I politely tell him I'm not comfortable? --- Get even more Quorat...

Q+ Teaser - How To Meet Russian And Ukrainian Women 22.08.2024

Women from Eurasia go to patreon.com/quorators

Morality of the Jungle w/ DC Pierson 19.08.2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What scents do rats lovee? I'm scared that there is a snake in my mattress. What should I do? Men, which would you choose: a bear who can be your bro, or a woman to nag you to death? --- COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC:  https://www.caveat.nyc/events...

Q+ Teaser - How Many Knives Can You Have On The Subway? 15.08.2024

Bring your knives to patreon.com/quorators for the full episode

Episode 100 12.08.2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the Top 100 'would you rather' questions? How do I get rich with top 100 ideas top ways? Top 100 Friendship Quotes and Sayings --- COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC:  https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators wh...

Q+ Teaser - Based Recruiter Plays The Ultimate Trick 08.08.2024

6For more insect discussion go to patreon.com/quorators COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th IN NYC 

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