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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How would you react if Booser from Super Mario was real? I can't stop thinking about making money. How do I get out of this mindset? A witch cast spells to kill me and make me seriously ill. I only sleep 3 hours because of the spell that does not allow me to...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do you chat with women for money? Why am I a bad girl? How does a dog or cat know when their lover cheats on them?   Watch Kate's new stand up special Loopholes on youtube, Apple TV, and other exciting streaming distributors Get even more Quorators when y...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why aren't white people allowed to date white women? What has been your experience of smooching your real aunt? My girlfriend stabbed me. Should I just do the manly thing and toughen out the wound? I wouldn't want anyone knowing that I was stabbed by a woman....

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What would you do if I want to be eaten up by a human right now? Why don't more people dine and dash? You literally get a meal for free.  What do you want me to do for you? I will do what you want. --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @  http...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If you get robbed at gunpoint by a teen girl and you're carrying, do you shoot her? Should we legalize drunk driving? Would you allow your wife to get pregnant to another man? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @  http://patreon.com/quorators S...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What kind of sweet body do you have? Why do I see white people as being Chinese? I always catch my boyfriend smelling his testicles, is that weird? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @  http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate o...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions.  This week we find an insane quora user named SIDEWINDER who invented his own style of fighting. So get hyped for that because we read his posts for 20 minutes. Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord  http...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Have you ever been diaper punished 24/7 as a teenager? My daughter summoned a demon through her Ouija board. Is spanking her an appropriate punishment? I'm Daphne Lawman. I am 19 years of age. Am I in senior high school in Ghana? Get even more Quorators when...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can a great skillful swordfighter from the modern age incapacitate 20 attackers with his sword in a street fight? How do I sign out of Quora? Just closing the app does not seem safe or logical. It's 4:21 me time. I need to feed the cats. How can you be street...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do gay men lock eyes in stores? Is it normal that I can pause time and do whatever I want? A dump truck mistakenly dumped a pile of gravel in my yard. They refuse to remove it and are demanding payment for it. I did not ask for this gravel. My yard is unu...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is Marge Simpson Black? I'm 15 and a little bit obese. I'm planning to smoke using my mom's cigarettes without telling her. What are the side effects of smoking in my age? Will my metabolism get faster? What should I do if my 15-year-old son has gotten three...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I summon a succubus that I can serve and let her use me? If a witch was being sued and they did a spell on the plaintiff and their lawyers, would the witch's spell be more effective if the plaintiff and their lawyers knew the defendant was a witch, mor...

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