Queens of Reality TV

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "WHOA! Bret talks a lot about \"breeding\" this week (insert barf emoji here) and the girls face off in a roller derby challenge to show Bret how impressive their motherhood skills are... Lol. Yeah, please take a trip down memory lane with us to break down this one. \n\nXOXO!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "This week the girls get ready to show off their talents and their dance moves because Bret demands to be sexually entertained!!!! Are you ready?"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "WE! ARE! DYING! Y'all, being back with Bret Michaels feels like putting on an old filthy wet shoe... Fits right, feels familiar, yet is completely disgusting. Whatever... So our analogies aren't the best- but this fucking episode is."]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! CHANCE... OR TANGO? \n\nPLUS! Where are they now?!\n\nThe Queens got you."]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "YO! We lied before and it's not the final episode... \n\nInstead, we're down to 3 guys and your girls turn on New York! WHAT?! Yes! The Queen HBIC can do wrong, apparently. Like... A lot wrong. Tune in to find out why we're so mad this week!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "WE'RE BACK! We missed you so much, y'all! \n\nIt's down to the final 4 and we're gonna get through this! Chance, Real, Tango, and the WB... Who will be eliminated tonight? Stay tuned."]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "See you all in July! <3"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "WE GOT A CASE OF THE EX ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE! And, shocker... New York is a jealous beast who doesn't like the fact that these guys even have a romantic past, let a lone some ex's to invader her pink and purple mansion!!!!! Hold onto your arse, it's gonna be a wild ride!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "AH SHIT! We're down to only 6 guys! But you know what that number is perfect for? DING DING DING! PUT ON THE BOXING GLOVES, BOYS! CUZ YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT (LITERALLY) FOR NEW YORK'S LOVE! Oh god, yes."]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "We hit the courts this week and play some basketball for New York's love! And all the guys suck up to New York hardcore the night before eliminations... It's hot.\n\nSTAY TUNED!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "You guys! This week's episode is filled with tons of uncomfortable moments brought to you by Sir Boston, and then some very romantic and sexual moments brought to you by... Yes, that's right... None other than HEAT AND 12 PACK! (Yum!) \n\nWe also get to see Sister Pat in action at the local church... We're scared. Are you scared? \n\nStay tuned!&qu...

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "This week is all about 2 things: MONEY and POOTIE. We don't wanna give anything away here, but shit really hits the fan this episode! Tune in to find out what's good at the New York House!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "This week New York had a fabulous idea to make the boys compete for her love... a MANGENT! (bless.) \n\nWho will win? Who will suddenly and unnecessarily get on Sister Patterson's bad side? \n\nSTAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "HOLY SHIT WE'VE MADE IT TO ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS IN REALITY TV! Are y'all ready? \n\nI F*CKING LOVE NEW YORK! \n\nBear with us as we get the introductions and first impressions of all these boys out of the way. More madness is to come, you know it!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "Who the fuck is DJ Dave? We were asking ourselves too, and to be honest? We still don't really know. Whatever. What we DO know is he's gotta be a DJ now and he USED to be on MTV with his perverted dad.\n\nXOXO! \n\nStay tuned for next week, I LOVE NEW YORK SEASON 1!!!!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "THIS IS IT, THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! \n\nTwo tools left... ONE f*cking diploma... Who's gonna be the real life Mister Awesome? Josh Tiny Tool Dot Com, or Matsuflex Ryan Matsuflex?\n\nTUNE IN TO FIND OUT!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "WOW! Final 3 tools, can you believe it!? Don't worry... I know we're getting towards the end, but this episode is FAR from dull! These boys seriously know how to bring the drama.\n\nMatsu, Sean, and Josh... Who's going home this week? \n\nSTAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "We're getting down to the wire with the final four! This episode is jam packed with action, tears, fights, pocket p*ssies, and more \"fuck this apple\" moments, so stay tuned!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "Most reality shows get worse as the number of contestants dwindle, BUT NOT TOOL ACADEMY! God, I hate to say it, but... I love them? \n\nThis week the guys have a lesson in TRUST, not truthfulness, but they don't seem to know the difference. \n\nStay tuned for next week! Wahoo!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "Are you guys ready for some of the silliest reality tv ever? Tool Academy Episode 4 will not let you down!!!! #fuckthisapple #lambodoorswithlambodoors #kungfuhero"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "In true Queen's style, we're back with our most NSFW episode ever! \n\nBefore we get into the episode, we review the Tool Academy PORN! (We hope this makes up for being gone so long!) \n\nAND THEN we dive into the minds of some of the world's biggest douchebags! \n\nWe hope you enjoy. :) <3"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "Oh my god, could these guys get any worse?... Spoiler alert, this episode they do. Didn't think it was possible, but this show has a way of surprising us all. Hold onto your cute tight butts, cause we're takin' Tools."]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "OH F*CK! A HOUSE FULL OF TOOLS? Y'all are making this too easy for us...\n\nPlease join the Queens as we discuss each tool in grave detail, as it's the first week of many to descent into the madness that is toxic masculinity. This is going to be FUN!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "This week we're mixing it up with a silly episode of MTV's ROOM RAIDERS before jumping into a new series! Wanna know what's next for the Queens? Tune in to find out! \n\nWE CAN'T WAIT!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "Finally, we're here! The season finale of Flavor of Love Season 2 is everything you want it to be and then some. Tune in to re-live this nightmare with us.\n\nXOXO!"]]