Queens of Reality TV

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "What, only 4 guys left!? You know what that means, right? WINGMAN TIME. How do you think it's going to go? I think the results are going to shock you..."]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "YALL. This week is all about DHVV, demonstrating higher value verbally. You think these guys have what it takes to talk their way into a ladies pant-... heart? \n\nWe also get to see Tara in the field challenge... What do you think it's going to be like? Tune in to find out!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "UGHHHH lmao. This week the guys get to do some weird shit to a sexologist (the poor woman,) and then Mystery teaches them some new gross methods of tricking women. Are you ready to talk some shit?! Let's go!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "UGH, THIS MOTHER FUCKER! Are you guys ready for more extremely horrible \"pickup artist lessons\"?! This shit gets us hype so, be ready for some extreme shit talking this episode!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "UGH, we finally get to see a little more of the \"teachings\" this week and they are GUH-ROSS! Are you even ready!?"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "THAT'S RIGHT! It's fucking happening! THE PICKUP ARTIST! For the love of all things unholy, please give \"Mystery The Pickup Artist\" a quick Goog before the episode so you can see this fool first hand before hearing us tear him apart. XOXO!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "It's the FINALE! The moment we've all been waiting for! Who will be the only Flavor of Love girl to graduate from Charm School? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "Omg we're at the SEMI FINALS and the girls get to relive their high school prom with a bunch of BOYS! Are you even ready for the madness that's about to ensue?!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "This week they have an actual REAL LIFE LESSON for the girls! And as a way to test all of their commitment and patience... we have a secret and devious guest this week. How do you think they'll handle the HBIC herself?"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "TWO ARE GOING TO GO THIS WEEK, YALL! TWO! Are you ready for some drama?!... You know we are. *flips hair*"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "This week the girls get to MAKE PERFUME! Ok, so maybe that's not the point of the challenge, but like omg the scents. \n\nAnyway, there is some MAJOR DRAMA this week and can you take a guess who's involved?"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "DEBATERS AND HATERS, YALL! Lots to cover in this one... and the ladies of charm school get DRUNK AS FUCK this week, so you know it's bound to be a good episode!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "IT'S FASHION WEEK AT THE CHARM SCHOOL MANSION, YALL! And the choices are q u e s t i o n a b l e... Get ready for some extreme problematic, and very 2000's, body shaming as well. All around this is about to be a shit total show, but don't worry... The Queens are here with you to recap! <3"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "Oh crap, the girls are learning ETIQUETTE or some shit today! Are you ready?"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "WAHOO! WE'RE STARTING CHARM SCHOOL, YALL! Are you ready to really get to know our Flavor of Love girls from season 1 and 2!? Let's do it!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "WE'RE FINALLY HERE, GUYS! OMG! Ambre vs. Daisy, DING DING DING! Who's going to win the can of sir Bret Michaels? Tune in to find out! <3"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "WHOA! Final 3, dudes! Can you believe it!? And it's parent's day! Since it's such a special occasion, guess what Bret doesn't wear?... \n\nHIS BANDANA! \n\nJesus, keep your minds out of the gutter! :)"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "What happens in Vegas certainly didn't fucking stay there, SHIT IS INSANE THIS WEEK, YALL! We knew Heather being back would stir up drama, but no one would've guessed that it would be THIS BAD!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "HOT DAMN! THE EX'S ARE HERE! (Including Bret's!) Are y'all ready!? Shit's about to GO! DOWN!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "Kristy Joe Laterno! WE SEE YOUR LYING ASS! This week is weeeeird, y'all! Ya ready?"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "WOW! This week there's more weird challenges, but this one is all about Bret's patriotism! Also... tons of drama, in case you were wondering. \n\ninstagram: @queensofrealitytv\nmusic by: @tobaxxo"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "2 GIRLS ARE GOING HOME TONIGHT, YALL! Who's it going to be!? We all trust Bret Michaels to make the sane and logical decision, right? LOL. Tune in to find out!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "Don't panic. Stay tuned."]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "IT'S PSYCHO BRETTY'S FAVORITE TIME OF THE GIRL PICKING SEASON! THE MUDBOWL! ***massive eye-rolls all around*** \n\nExcept something's different this seasons... The Queens... CARE?! Yes, that's right! Get ready for an intense episode with lots of emotions, y'all!"]]

Send us Fan Mail [[:encoded, "WE'RE BACK! And Bret's still extremely perverted and girls are fighting for his \"love.\" (stifles a barf) \n\nPlease join us as we talk about the absolute mess of emotions that make up this week's episode.\n\nxoxo!"]]