Queens of Reality TV

Send us Fan Mail They throw the remaining 8 girls in the literal deep end this week by focusing on PUBLIC SPEAKING... Did it just get hot in here, or...? WHO'S GOING HOME THIS WEEK YALL?

Send us Fan Mail Nine rebellious and troublesome teenagers from the means streets of Manchester, England, undergo a strict physical and mental transformation in an attempt to plop them into the Miss International 2006 beauty queen competition. LET'S GOOO! 

Send us Fan Mail OMG 3 girls left (maybe), who's going to come out victorious in capturing Ray J's heart? COME ON, YALL! It's the FINALE! 

Send us Fan Mail This week things have CHAAAANGED y'all... Some of our favorites aren't so favorited anymore, and there's even a SONG made about one of the girls, and it's not written by Ray J... 

Send us Fan Mail IT'S ALL DIRTY THIS WEEK! Ray J has planned some LIE DETECTOR TESTS (rude) where the girls target Danger big time (rude) and Ray J is crappy as frig to the girls in like 3 different ways this week!!!!... Also, Brandy's here! 

Send us Fan Mail Shit is SLOPPY this week in multiple ways. Ray uses the girls to cook a church pancakes and assigns them children to take care of at the same time, what could go wrong? And then after THAT mess, another one starts (also in the kitchen, oddly,) between 2 girls who've had some beef for weeks... 

Send us Fan Mail SOOOMMMEEEONE'S BEEN ON REALITY TVVVV BEFOOOORE YALL! Who do you think it could be?!... Don't worry, she's gonna get called the f out in front of everyone and the reaction might not be what you're expecting! 

Send us Fan Mail ITS THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, YALL! The girls are tricked into thinking they're going to be meeting one of Ray J's famous friends when in reality they're just being taken to a boxing ring to fight. Omg reality tv was frickin bonkers, y'all. 

Send us Fan Mail The girls get their Motown on in an attempt to not only win over Ray J, but his dad too!? Also things get even weirder with Lil Hood... buckle up. 

Send us Fan Mail Ok, so no one threatens to beat someone's a** so bad they'll need a colostomy bag, but this episode is still full of really weird and unexpected drama. FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J, let's frickin go, y'all! 

Send us Fan Mail True to Ray J's signature style, his request of his 12 girls this week is to show hole on video. JK, he doesn't explicitly ask for hole but we all know it's implied, because it's sO loNeLy oN tHe rOaD or whatever. But Ray J might've gotten more than he bargained for with these video chats. TUNE IN to hear about episode 2 y'all! Do you have love for Ra...

Send us Fan Mail WOW! We feel like we're back at home. Returning to the familiar dating by elimination style reality show, we're introduced to an all new cast of 14 beautiful women fighting for the heart of 1 Ray J / Tae J. There's magic tricks, tears, face tattoos, and cracks in the earth. Come along this journey with us, y'all! There are 14 girls walking in the door tonight,...

Send us Fan Mail Wow, guys! This week we part ways with the Jersey Shore, as we discuss the Miami season finale, where there's an absurd amount of drama for no reason at all. But we didn't think our familia would go quietly, now, did we?  And TUNE IN because we drop what we'll be doing next... And we think you will approve. 

Send us Fan Mail This week, there's a situation with The Situation. Tensions build as Mike is turned down again and again by girls that Pauly brings home from the club, and we have FEELINGS ABOUT IT! 

Send us Fan Mail WHEEEELP, with Angelina gone the familia is feeling good and everyone's getting along. SIKE! You know it's only a matter of time before someone else acts stupid, right? Who do you think it on the outs this week? Come chill with us to find out! 

Send us Fan Mail YALL. The tensions in the house continue to escalate and people keep making REALLY stupid choices, until there's a fist fight and someone leaves for GOOD! What?! Come on, let's talk about it! 

Send us Fan Mail Good lord, it's a dirty pad y'all. The Sanitation takes things a little too far when... well... sanitizing, and sends Angelina into a violent rage. And all this for a bathroom model!? TUNE IN THIS WEEK! You don't wanna miss it! 

Send us Fan Mail This week the tables turn when the guys get butt hurt that Angelina's dating behind Jose's back, Vinny's family comes to town, and SOMEONE gets stood up on a date... TUNE IN to hear how it all goes down! 

Send us Fan Mail THE LETTER IS READ. HANDS HAVE BEEN THROWN. A FRIENDSHIP HAS DIED. Y'all don't want to miss this legendary smackdown between Sammy and Jwow, as well as Vinny and Lina. Followed by an extremely unexpected reconciliation... 

Send us Fan Mail OH MY GOD, what is HAPPENING in this house!? Last week Sammie said it was OVER with Ron, but out of absolutely nowhere, Sammie and Ron are making out and Sam has her sights set on Jwow as the bad guy!? WHAT?! Y'all don't wanna miss this episode, it literally ends with a BANG. 

Send us Fan Mail It's the moment you've all been waiting for. SAM. FINDS. THE LETTER!!!!!!!!!! Shit's going DOWN this week, y'all! Come relive this legendary moment with ya girls! 

Send us Fan Mail IT IS THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... The moment we all witness the drafting of the most important and iconic document in the history of the United States of America. Let's fucking GO. 

Send us Fan Mail THE PARTY'S HEERRRE! And by the party, we mean 3 SMACKS TO THE FACE by Angelina! (Girl, how dare you.) Come on this ride with us while shit gets absolutely crazy in the Miami Jersey Shore house where it seems like nearly everybody is acting a fool. 

Send us Fan Mail The plot thickens as Ronnie wakes up from Grenade City last night and realizes he wants to try to make things work with Sam, and Angelina confesses her love for PAULY? Tune in, ya don't wanna miss this episode. CAPISCE?

Send us Fan Mail Hi guys! We hate to do this to you so soon after our winter break, but we'll BRB!