Qualified Nonsense

Qualified Nonsense

Comedy EN ↓ 146 episodes

Qualified Nonsense is a podcast wherein lifelong friends aim to answer life's pressing, and not-so-pressing, questions using their lived experiences and insight in a fun and less-than-qualified manner.

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Qualified Nonsense

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

Life's Luxuries & Fortnite 04.01.2023

In this first episode of the new year, the guys discuss such topics as: things in our lives we consider luxuries, whether or not it's worth it to debate politics with others, The White Lotus, Coke vs Pepsi, Oktoberfest lager, Fortnite, naps, recent vacations, our favorite subjects in school, and more! Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, revie...

Auld Lang Syne & Killing Rats 28.12.2022

Happy New Year! This week, we cover topics like advice you'd give yourself only a year ago, New Years Eve plans as you get older, building a PC, rat extermination, highland cows, champagne, words to describe the previous year, goals for 2023, and more! Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choic...

The First Annual Holly Jolly Jamboree 21.12.2022

Come in and know me better, man! On our Christmas extravaganza episode, we have two special guests joining us: longtime friends of the hosts, Ryan and Dane! We cover such topics as: accepting large gifts from family, non-Christmassy Christmas movies, prisons, 3D printers, board games, Stollen, guilty holiday pleasures, holiday drinks, and more! Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsen...

Bah Humbug & Memory Lane 14.12.2022

This week's holiday-centric episode covers a wide range of topics, including: finding Christmas cheer, the host's favorite memories as friends, our grandparents' houses, first drinks, a long discussion about afghan blankets for some reason, turkey vs ham, types of winters we prefer, and more! Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like a...

Love Languages & The Truth About Santa Claus 07.12.2022

Happy Holidays! This Christmas-themed episode is packed full of topics such as: love languages, telling your children about Santa, Hallmark movies, playing Santa, sledding, hot cocoa vs mulled wine vs hot cider, and more! Thanks for listening! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Credit to https://www. FesliyanStudios.com for the background music Sound Effects: https://www.za...

First Time Parents & Restaurant Etiquette 30.11.2022

This episode of QN covers the gamut from advice for expecting one's first child and restaurant etiquette tips (Hint: Tips), to shy bladders, Saint Dolly Parton, skiing, favorite body parts, and more! Thanks for listening! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Pushing 40 & Family Traditions 23.11.2022

Happy Thanksgiving! This week, we cover topics like reflecting on life choices at 40, ongoing family holiday traditions, project management, engagements, tsunamis, hangnails, adult beverages, and more! We're thankful that you're listening! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Plastic & PNW Travel 16.11.2022

On this episode, we discuss frustrations between spouses when it comes to environmentalism, travel recommendations in the Pacific Northwest, plus we cover our alma maters, when we got drivers licenses, chocolate preferences, and more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Paycheck Envy & First Kisses 09.11.2022

On this week's episode, we discuss jealousy over pay discrepancies at work, what to drink if you don't like the taste of alcohol, Justin Timberlake v. Bruno Mars, body hair preferences, first kisses, and more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Seeking Promotions & Hating Tomatoes 02.11.2022

On this week's episode, we discuss our suggestions for how to seek a promotion and we give our podcast and audiobook recommendations for a long road trip. Plus, we cover tomatoes, juggling, trivia competitions, tapas, and more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

The First Annual Halloween Sheet-Show 25.10.2022

Boo! Settle in for a spooky, scary, and creep-tastic episode this week as we take some Halloween-themed questions on the zombie apocalypse and some terrifying local tales. Plus, we cover haunted balloons, crashed cars, being lost in the woods, blood (donations), our favorite Trick-or-Treat candies and much more! Enjoy this hair-raising episode...IF YOU DARE! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, an...

Vasectomies & Self-Care 19.10.2022

This week, we cover all manner of things from making time for self-care and the use of emojis and punctuations to vasectomies, favorite cities, last words, and more!!!!! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Imposter Syndrome & The Lottery 12.10.2022

This week's episode deals with imposter syndrome in the workplace and best practices if you're lucky enough to win the lottery. Plus! We cover what we'd do with 15 minutes of fame, dancing, which sitcom we would star in, and more! Enjoy! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Bearing Arms & Dating Profiles 05.10.2022

This week, we hit all the hot button issues from guns in the home to dating profiles. Plus, we learn more hidden talents from the gentlemen, and have a hard time talking about our teenage years. Enjoy! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Noisy Chewing & Breaktime 28.09.2022

This week's show deals with noisy chewers at work, a glimpse inside what we do at break, gout, which time of day we prefer, savory vs sweet flavors, and much more. Thanks for listening! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Life's Regrets & Scary Movies 21.09.2022

This week, we dive headfirst into some heavy conversation by discussing deathbed regrets. Then we cover how to enjoy horror movies if you're a scaredy-cat. Plus, we mix in surgery stories, hidden talents, Halloween costumes, Pie vs Cake, and more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Child Acting & Diarrhea 14.09.2022

On this week's episode, we figure out the best way to navigate child acting from a parents' perspective, and the origins and mythology behind 'The Diarrhea Song'. Plus! We talk about beer, other dimensions, and our dream jobs. All this and more! Listen, won't you? Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Setting Boundaries & Haunted Houses 07.09.2022

On this week's episode we discuss dealing with intrusive family members and what to do if you think your house is haunted. Plus! We learn which of the hosts possibly worked for the mafia, their favorite holidays, some thoughts on UFOs, and more!

Choosing a Pet & Robot Rights 31.08.2022

This week, we find out if getting a pet is a good test before deciding to have children, how to stand up to parents who dislike Halloween, who is the best solo musician, if robots have rights, and more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt.

Toxic Family Members & Picky Eating 24.08.2022

In this week's episode, we look at how to deal with a toxic family member, how to expand one's culinary horizons, and early celebrity crushes, plus a whole lot more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Making Friends & Vacation Planning 17.08.2022

On our inaugural episode, we learn how to make friends as an adult, how to find harmony when planning a vacation with your significant other, whether sasquatch is in hiding, and much more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matt Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

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