Qualified Nonsense

Qualified Nonsense

Comedy EN ↓ 163 episodes

Qualified Nonsense is a podcast wherein lifelong friends aim to answer life's pressing, and not-so-pressing, questions using their lived experiences and insight in a fun and less-than-qualified manner.

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Author

Qualified Nonsense

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Nov 2, 2026

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Episodes

Paycheck Envy & First Kisses 09.11.2022

On this week's episode, we discuss jealousy over pay discrepancies at work, what to drink if you don't like the taste of alcohol, Justin Timberlake v. Bruno Mars, body hair preferences, first kisses, and more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Seeking Promotions & Hating Tomatoes 02.11.2022

On this week's episode, we discuss our suggestions for how to seek a promotion and we give our podcast and audiobook recommendations for a long road trip. Plus, we cover tomatoes, juggling, trivia competitions, tapas, and more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

The First Annual Halloween Sheet-Show 25.10.2022

Boo! Settle in for a spooky, scary, and creep-tastic episode this week as we take some Halloween-themed questions on the zombie apocalypse and some terrifying local tales. Plus, we cover haunted balloons, crashed cars, being lost in the woods, blood (donations), our favorite Trick-or-Treat candies and much more! Enjoy this hair-raising episode...IF YOU DARE! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, an...

Vasectomies & Self-Care 19.10.2022

This week, we cover all manner of things from making time for self-care and the use of emojis and punctuations to vasectomies, favorite cities, last words, and more!!!!! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Imposter Syndrome & The Lottery 12.10.2022

This week's episode deals with imposter syndrome in the workplace and best practices if you're lucky enough to win the lottery. Plus! We cover what we'd do with 15 minutes of fame, dancing, which sitcom we would star in, and more! Enjoy! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Bearing Arms & Dating Profiles 05.10.2022

This week, we hit all the hot button issues from guns in the home to dating profiles. Plus, we learn more hidden talents from the gentlemen, and have a hard time talking about our teenage years. Enjoy! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Noisy Chewing & Breaktime 28.09.2022

This week's show deals with noisy chewers at work, a glimpse inside what we do at break, gout, which time of day we prefer, savory vs sweet flavors, and much more. Thanks for listening! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Life's Regrets & Scary Movies 21.09.2022

This week, we dive headfirst into some heavy conversation by discussing deathbed regrets. Then we cover how to enjoy horror movies if you're a scaredy-cat. Plus, we mix in surgery stories, hidden talents, Halloween costumes, Pie vs Cake, and more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Child Acting & Diarrhea 14.09.2022

On this week's episode, we figure out the best way to navigate child acting from a parents' perspective, and the origins and mythology behind 'The Diarrhea Song'. Plus! We talk about beer, other dimensions, and our dream jobs. All this and more! Listen, won't you? Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Setting Boundaries & Haunted Houses 07.09.2022

On this week's episode we discuss dealing with intrusive family members and what to do if you think your house is haunted. Plus! We learn which of the hosts possibly worked for the mafia, their favorite holidays, some thoughts on UFOs, and more!

Choosing a Pet & Robot Rights 31.08.2022

This week, we find out if getting a pet is a good test before deciding to have children, how to stand up to parents who dislike Halloween, who is the best solo musician, if robots have rights, and more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt.

Toxic Family Members & Picky Eating 24.08.2022

In this week's episode, we look at how to deal with a toxic family member, how to expand one's culinary horizons, and early celebrity crushes, plus a whole lot more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

Making Friends & Vacation Planning 17.08.2022

On our inaugural episode, we learn how to make friends as an adult, how to find harmony when planning a vacation with your significant other, whether sasquatch is in hiding, and much more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matt Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt

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