meme farmer studios
Qualified for Nothing
The advice podcast you didn't know you needed. Soothing specialist Celaine's ASMR, whispering wonder IdaKim and comedy genius meme farmer hamish team up and give their unqualified opinions on your problems.
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meme farmer studios
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Latest episode
Jul 6, 2026
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Episodes
Deciding if your Husband needs a day off, Leaving your Disabled Partner and calling your new friend Homeless 06.07.2026 51:16
In the 10th episode of Qualified for Nothing, the world's greatest* advice podcast, Kim tells us that you should treat your husband to a day off with all of the stresses that childbirth puts a man through, Celaine debates whether it's a good idea to leave your disabled partner, and Hamish tells you that you should probably help out your homeless friend. Or don't. What do we know? We...
Leaving your wife at home for a Wedding, How to tell your kids Harry Potter isn't real, and roasting your friends alive in your truck 29.06.2026 45:04
Kim explains what happens when your wife gets uninvited from your friend's wedding, Hamish finds out that Santa isn't real, and Celaine tells us the consequences of boiling your friends in your truck (while Hamish teaches you how to siphon gas) Follow @CelainesASMR : https://linktr.ee/celainesasmrFollow @idakim : https://idakim.carrd.co/Follow @memefarmerhamish : https://memefa...
Going on a Date with Jeffery Dahmer, How to Poop in the Urinal, and getting Catfished on Match.com 22.06.2026 33:14
Kim discusses what life would be like with Jeffery Dahmer, Celaine teaches us the best way to ruin a date is by pooping in a urinal and Hamish explains the one time he was a catfish. Follow @CelainesASMR : https://linktr.ee/celainesasmr Follow @idakim : https://idakim.carrd.co/ Follow @memefarmerhamish : https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socials Got a problem you want our (un)qua...
To Shrimp or not to Shrimp, Sending 1000 Ladybugs in the mail, and proposing to your partner THREE times in ONE night 15.06.2026 40:28
Kim discusses why you shouldn't propose to your partner three times in one night, Hamish teaches you how to send 1000 ladybugs in the mail (you can really do that) and Celaine informs the masses on how to successfully stink out a room. Follow @CelainesASMR : https://linktr.ee/celainesasmr Follow @idakim : https://idakim.carrd.co/ Follow @memefarmerhamish : https://memefarmerh...
How to become Portuguese, Listening to Smut with your Coworkers and Rescuing a Topless Woman 08.06.2026 33:35
Celaine teaches us the best way to become Portuguese, Kim discusses the best way to avoid listening to smut in your car and Hamish debates the ethics of saving people from drowning. Follow @CelainesASMR : https://linktr.ee/celainesasmr Follow @idakim : https://idakim.carrd.co/ Follow @memefarmerhamish : https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socials Got a problem you want our (un)qualified...
Smelly Roommates, An Ex-Friend who won't Leave You Alone, and Cheating on your Partner with a Robot 01.06.2026 34:16
Celaine tells us a story about bean-addicted Jim, Kim explains the best way to deal with a scummy ex-roommate who just won't leave you alone, and Hamish asks the gang their stance on AI partners. Follow @CelainesASMR : https://linktr.ee/celainesasmrFollow @idakim : https://idakim.carrd.co/Follow @memefarmerhamish : https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socialsGot a problem you want our (un)...
Falling in Love with a Cheater, Framing Your Toxic Ex and Ruining Your Family 25.05.2026 48:37
Hamish tells the story of someone fawning for a cheater, Kim discusses divorce with kids, and Celaine dives deep into an affair via takeout (while Hamish teaches you how to frame your cheating partner - but we don't talk about that part). Got a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/
An Assortment of Fish, Getting Uninvited From Your Own Vacation and The Worst Wedding Planner 18.05.2026 40:05
Kim tells us about her plans for wedding fish, Hamish explains the best way to re-plan a vacation you didn't cancel, and Celaine shocks us with the worst wedding planner. Got a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/
Dealing with Tresspassing Bees, A Guide to Tax Evasion, and Marrying Someone You're Already Married to 11.05.2026 50:28
The gang become bar-certified* lawyers. Kim explains a financially sham marriage, Hamish discusses the effects of bees trespassing on your property and Celaine teaches you how to safely avoid paying your taxes! *no they don't Got a story you want us to give our unqualified advice on? Head to https://qualifiedfornothing.com
How to Ruin a Wedding, Steal a Wife and Fake a Baby 04.05.2026 38:37
In this episode Celaine, Kim and Hamish dive into Reddit stories and discuss a wedding ruined by a well-kept secret, a wife's mistaken identity and a fake baby. Got a story you want us to give our unqualified advice on? Head to https://qualifiedfornothing.com
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