Pussy Church

She’s chatting with ‘Aquaman’ and it's getting very wet… Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: Havard’s sex week, how to tell what BDSM archetype you are and the best movie sex scenes in history. Amen. 

She’s “travel dating” and the girls discuss how to make yourself squirt. Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: the worst ‘sex’ gifts, the art of tying your partner up in style and how to sexify your apartment…

She gets invited to a BDSM hotel and the girls contemplate torture toys. Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: the soul cycle of sex clubs, dick art throughout the ages and how to date a DILF. 

She ‘floods’ her kitchen and the girls talk about how to surprise your clit... Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: the most popular porn search terms, the Literary Reviews’ bad sex awards and what gets someone kicked out of the girls’ beds. 

She explores her ‘sexual cues’ and the girls talk major turn-ons & turn offs... Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: what to eat DURING sex, the OG of sex advice, Dr. Ruth and what to do when dirty talk goes wrong.  For show notes visit talesoflara.com or click here.  

She’s asked “did you cum yet?” and the girls talk about why NOT to fake orgasms… Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: Chinese sex toys ‘lost in translation,’ the queen of indie porn Erika Lust and if being submissive in bed equals laziness. Check out the show notes here. 

She tries ‘sexorcism’ and the girls ponder about break-up sex… Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: sex terms you didn’t need to know about, a new doc about #femalepleasure and how to figure out if your new partner has a foot fetish. Amen. 

She learns about ‘anal diets’ and the girls chat about the dos and don’ts of sending nudes… Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: the best sex clubs in the world, the queen of pussy raps and how to make yourself squirt. Amen. For show notes visit talesoflara.com or click here. 

The girls hold church at a hotel and talk hotel sex… Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: the weirdest sex myths, the queen of erotica Anais Nin and how to cum vaginally. 

She’s taking her temperature to… not have babies (!) and the girls discuss the pull-out method. Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: the new & booming sex tourism trend, watercolor porn and how to set-up a threesome.  For show notes visit talesoflara.com or click here . 

She has forbidden sex dreams and the girls marvel over cock rings… follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: the world of audio porn, is ‘Hentai’ just octopus porn? And what if your partner asks you to have sex with a stranger in front of them. For show notes go to talesoflara.com or click here. 

She’s turned on by strangers in cars and the girls “come as they are”… follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: people who have sex on stage, the wildest positions in the Kama Sutra and thoughts on guys who can blow themselves. For show notes visit talesoflara.com or click here. 

She deals with some big dick energy and the girls chat about poppers & nipple clamps... Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: how rabbits are helping to figure out the female orgasm, this year's top stripper movie and what rules people need in an open relationship. For show notes visit talesoflara.com or...

She trains for the multiple-orgasm olympics and the girls talk about... dirty talk! Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: all about the “pony play” fetish, why straight girls in China read gay erotica and how to ask your partner for more butt play. For show notes go to talesoflara.com or click here . 

She tries CBD lube and the girls discuss the ‘mile high club’… follow Lara quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions.  This week: the worst sex advice by cosmo & men’s health, the cornucopia of fetishes in Milo Manara’s comic books and how to tell your parents you’re an erotic artist. For show notes visit talesoflara.com or click here. 

Some peg, some squirt…some buy sex blankets?!  Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions.  This week: the weirdest sex toys on the internet, the book about the ‘consensual slave girl’ and the ladies’ favorite whips.  For show notes visit talesoflara.com or click here . 

She goes pole dancing and the girls contemplate masturbation ‘abstinence’… follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: the lowdown on libido enhancing drugs, the hottest song to have sex to and how to arrange a threesome. For show notes click here or visit talesoflara.com

She records her orgasms for ‘scientific purposes’ and the girls buy pregnancy tests...follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: sex tips from male escorts, ancient erotic art aka “the cunt in the cave” and what to do if you live in a country where sex toys are illegal. For show notes click here or visit talesoflara.c...

She’s wearing a trench coat and nothing under… follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: what your music taste says about your sexual preferences, Japanese artist Namio Harukawa’s ode to the “glories of the ass” and how to make a girl squirt. Amen. For show notes visit talesoflara.com or check them out here . 

She cums in her dreams but sometimes a girl needs a fireman to get off… Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: the insights of a VR porn sex club owner, the artist Pigo Lin’s obsession with ‘liquid’ ecstasy and how to have sex on your period without anybody noticing. Amen. For show notes visit talesoflara.com or c...

From the uncensored mind of erotica writer Lara comes "Pussy Church," a new show about sex, art and female pleasure. From gospel-ing about sex news, worshiping erotic art to giving advice based on listeners' sexy confessions - Lara and her co-hosts leave very little to the imagination. Only their identities…  Cumming soon!