Pure Boys: A Heartland Podcast

Welcome all you Glitter Queens, Bug Chasers and Yizz Heads. THIS is Malibu Dan the Family Man Episode 12. Dan buys a fiddler from famous fake fiddler Bobby Lee Wilson. In the end credits it says that Bobby Lee Wilson was played by Gene Autry... but Gene Autry has been dead since 1998. What is going on?! There is some weird conspiracy happening with this show and David A.R. White refuses to acknowl...

Maydea week threea! If we thought last week's meeting of the Titans (Madea meets Aunt Bam) was something special... this week blows last week out of the water. MADEA meets EUGENE LEVY! That's right. Mr Schitt himself, Eugene Levy stars in a Madea movie. That man has the greatest career out of anyone in Hollyweird. To top it off, Denise Richards (just past her prime but still a dime) is his wife. A...

The card game they play is Rook! Which is some wimpy Christian card game made by Puritans and Mennonites because they were afraid of a regular deck of cards. Seriously. That's a real fact. Can you believe how stupid that is? Afraid of CARDS?! Cowards! Official rules The official rules for Tournament Rook (also known as Kentucky Discard) are as follows. Four players are organized into two teams of...

Maydea continues! This week we're talking about Madea's Big Happy Family... what an ironic name! They should have named it, Madea's Absolutely Miserable Family of Miserable Catty Hoes. So many twists and turns! Secrets revealed about Kimberly (depressing), Mr Brown (insane) and Madea herself (shocking!). God I love Madea and hopefully we can do Maydea again next year. Hope you enjoy the ep BYREEEE...

Have you ever woken your wife up with a fart?

It's Maydea ya'll! We're watching a Madea movie each week this month and so what better one to start out with than the first one! Diary of a Mad Black Woman is wild. If you love bitter black women, parapalegics being tortured, old women flashing guns around, old men pooping their pants, Shemar Moore in multiple gang colours, Shemar Moore being a total snacc, Shemar Moore wearing a bad cornrows wig...

Get ready for some old fashioned thinking on this week's Malibu Dan the Family Man. Where does Kate belong? The kitchen! And by the end of this episode she thinks so too. Nicole quits the show... but then comes back. Dan tries to be "Mr Mom" and instead wrecklessly destroys the kitchen after using it 1 time. How did you survive to this point Dan? We love you! pureboyspod@gmail.com   @pureboyspod o...

YES, I SUPER PICKY! Our twitter got shut down because we kept tweeting at random real people "Yes I super picky! #StopAsianHate #SonicMovie2". Petition Twitter to let us back on!  Help us! Help stop asian hate! Help make a second Sonic movie! Help! Help stop the head of the East India Company from blowing up Philadelphia and stopping the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Help! Yes i supe...

WHAT IS MALIBU DAN THE FAMILY MAN RELOADED? That show is just the OG Malibu Dan the Family Man series just in a different order?! What is even that!?!?! We tweet at David A.R. White about it in a rage! Oh and Emily got an F on her english test so that sucks too We love you! pureboyspod@gmail.com @pureboyspod on Twitter

WE ARE THE WATCHERS! What if Aliens were actually Angels?!?! What if the Annunaci and the Igigi were actually the Bene Sumahr? What if the spice melange was what caused blue eyes and was a byproduct of the sand worms eating the sand? What if Paul Atreidies WAS betrayed by the padishah emperor? What if Arakkis could be terraformed into a habitable planet and the spice was controlled by one house? W...

SURPRISE! This episode doesn't make a LICK of sense. It's Dan's birthday on Saturday so Kate comes to work and tells Dan she wants him to throw Arlen a surprise birthday party on Saturday even though Arlens birthday isn't for 2 months and Dan agrees to it even though it's his ACTUAL birthday on Saturday and then it turns out that Kate just wanted to distract him so she could throw HIM a surprise b...

On this Freaky Tuesday episode, Zach and John Face/Off and feel 17 Again for the 2020 Classic Switched. This is not a movie about babies getting switched at the hospital... this is a full on Brain Swap movie.  The bully and the bullied switch brains and guess what... they both learn lessons. Isn't it wild to walk a day in someone elses shoes? Also i guess they both find out God exists and that he...

Early morning episodes are weird as frick! Dan and Kate have a disagreement and so Dan abandons his family. Good luck following what the rest of the episode is about because this one is off the rails. Shout out to Paul Reiser's books about parenting! Jonny and Zachy get their freak on both figuratively and literally. Pure Flix, after listening to this episode how could you NOT give us a morning sh...

Yo this movie is HYPE Aaron Beckman is a retired hitman who got out of the life. When a beloved family member is "killed", Beckman must return to the life he worked so hard to leave in order to get REVENGE. Carving a bloody path of vengeance through one of America's major metropolis's, he meets a colourful cast of hitmen (and hitwomen) who are either there to help him... or to STOP HIM. Will John...

Hope you enjoyed our little April Fools prank episode! Here's the real episode! Dan said "I don't need to star in EVERY episode of this series right?" APRIL FOOLS! Turns out the side characters cannot carry an episode on their own. APRIL FOOLS! Plus it was just heartbreaking not to look at Dan and Kate's cutie pie relationship. APRIL FRICKIN FOOLS! Anyway, whatever, Arlen babysits Emily and he enl...

Steel Harbour 2017 The 2nd Civil War  The old democracy is overthrown by a tyrannical new group called the “Congressional Directorate”. Every city in the nation is under martial law except one - Steel Harbour, the last free city. A secluded island of shrinking independence. It is a place marked by chaos and crime, providing a home for a new kind of mercenary… MALIBU DAN! April Fools ya'll we love...

PURE FLIX AND DAVID A.R. WHITE SKIP THIS ONE!  God's favourite podcast! The boys discuss the frick out of Easter and all its great elements. Zach recounts all his religious Easter memories (crowd surfing a giant cross anyone?) and they sort of talk about this week's movie. The movie sucked anyway so it's not a big deal that it barely gets mentioned.  7 am recording sessions bring a weird weird ene...

A cavalcade of guest stars! Victoria Jackson, Robin Givens, Eric Estrada (who definitely would NOT drug a woman). We give you so much bang for your buck this episode. You might be asking... Who invented ice cube trays? Who invented single use bags of ice? Was there anyone more famous than Bill Cosby in the 80's? Why would someone put a dart board behind a plant? We answer ALL of those questions AN...

MacsMacsMacsMACSMACSMACSMACS GOOOOOOOO MIGHTY MACS! This week we're talking the Carla Guigino classic "The Mighty Macs". When Cathy Rush is arrested for drunk driving she is sentenced to 100 hours of community service, coaching a college women's basketball team. "Let's get 2 things straight, I hate basketball and I don't like women" she says. But after meeting the colourful cast of lovable ruffian...

Certified hunk Antonio Sabato Jr guest stars in this episode as Kate's ex boyfriend Frane. Don't worry, they recognize that Frane is a dumb name in the episode too. Frane and Zane... hopefully that means there's room for a certain Dane to show up too! We FINALLY get to meet Dan and Kate's daughter Emily as well. Zach is not impressed with how she treats the furniture but overall it's a good introd...

My dog is dead, my wife ran away with my dog, my truck is my dog, my life is turning out LIKE A COUNTRY SONG! The Pure Boys put the "try" in Country this week by watching "Like a Country Song". Billy Ray Cyrus takes his drunk a$$ to the old town road and aches and breaks his heart because he killed his daughter. His son Jake is also a country singer and a drunk and a bit of a diva to be honest. Ja...

Karl is dead. Long live Karl. Dude broke his neck figure skating. Thats horrific! Episode 2 of Malibu Dan the Family Man is a real treat. Full to the brim with "Boomer Hoomer" and some frail masculinity. Kate is doing Dan's chores, that makes Dan feel pretty insecure but come on man... you locked down a dime! You're a total stud! Also there's a B plot. Gosh we love this show and we love David A.R....

THIS COULD REALLY HAPPEN! AMERICA BABY Join hosts Jonothon "Ebony Dink" Toylor Toylor and Zachariah "The Goldmember Grandma" Thai Bryant as they discuss the stark warnings contained in Amerigeddon. When the US is plunged into chaos by an EMP blast coordinated by the filthy U.N, one man (Curves founder Gary Heavin) must fly the frick out of his helicopter to restore order and peace. This movie isn'...

Suck your dink and fly!!! Mission Air is the story of one families decision to constantly break the law in order to help others. Then when they need the law the most, they totally ignore it too. Frick'em. Zach has a tough time with this movie because it stunk and barely had enough God stuff. There is one banger of a line and you'll know it when you hear it! And we've decided to tighten this fricke...

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