Professional Contestants

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The Contestants are all really busy, alright! Get off their backs! Check out this highlight reel from some of our earliest episodes. Zach doesn't really know much about audio editing, Jared has an hour commute in the mornings, and Adam never gets off work before 9:00 PM. Talking Points Include: The Price is Right, Deal or No Deal, Candy Crush, Hollywood Squares, 2018 Winter Olympics, HQ, Family Fe...

With the opportunity to lie directly to celebrities in front of all of America, The Contestants discover the chance to usurp some celebs and make a long overdue dramatic sequel. Zach becomes Sean Bean, Jared becomes Joel McHale, and Adam becomes Sarah Silverman. Talking Points Include: Two Realies and One Falsie, Paul Bunyan's Ox, Ignoring The Elephant, Bullying Bullies, I Am Joel McHale, Celebrit...

Crack open a Bud Light Orange, lay out in the sun, and join The Contestants for this first official episode of summer. While brainstorming the best way to fix the underwhelming dud that was this year's Price is Right Summer Special, The Contestants find themselves in the perfect position to organize the largest party of all time and finally bring about world peace. Zach must have watched Don't Mes...

As the Summer of Summers comes to a close, the Contestants decide to pursue a moral victory to earn the forgiveness and respect of their good friend Marc. That lasts about 20 minutes and they decide to dress up as ghosts instead.   Zach provides the score, Jared works the fan base, and Adam does a good. Talking Points Include: Adam's Last Stand, The Fan Base, Pigeon Babies, DUNKED, Mr. Alaski's On...

The Contestants suddenly find themselves in a very real position to organize a coup against the President of Nickelodeon. Zach really wants some apple pie, Jared is concerned about the type of audience What Would You Do could attract, and Adam stumbles onto some vital information that changes everything. Talking Points Include: A New Wipeout, Pie Eventually, Coaster Poems, The Nickelodeon Tyranny,...

The Contestants have to tread lightly as they debate the best way to be accepted onto a game show that only admits child contestants: Double Dare. Zach takes on the role of a single dad / spin doctor, Jared ponders the legality of being a little boy, and Adam worries about how many times Jared has said 'Little Boy.' Talking Points Include: National Doughnut Day, Sneaky Emails, Y2K Logic, Origin of...

The Contestants are proud to announce their very first holiday: a season-long celebration of  game show host and producer Marc Summers. To kick this party off right they discuss a game show that Marc Summers only hosted once, and a show that may or may not break the rules of the Geneva Convention. Zach slaps the bass, Jared investigates war crimes, and Adam gives credit and takes it away. Talking...

The Contestants stumble upon the realization that producing is where the real money is and hatch a plan to reboot and revamp an old boring game show to start raking in that dough. Zach reveals his new chill persona, Jared is haunted by theme music, and Adam sides with some haters. Talking Points Include: A Chill Intro, Lots of Beans, Lame Contestants, One Man Studio Audience, The World's Most Expe...

The Contestants fall into quite a bit of disagreement on not only the quality of the show Hole In The Wall, but also on the best way to win it. Zach prepares to draw a butter bath, Jared readies his body to leave its corporeal form, and Adam looks to steal some high quality hologram technology. Talking Points Include: Adam's Animal Hour, Inflatable Spooky, Lots of Opinions, Hole Counter, Logistics...

Being very comfortable around the game Catchphrase, The Contestants find themselves in familiar territory when planning how to take on the similarly played and long running game show, Pyramid. Zach somehow Googles despite having no WiFi, Jared receives an impromptu graduation ceremony, and Adam's secret pigeon roommate is revealed. Talking Points Include: Jared's Private Grad Ceremony, The Return...

The Contestants are back where they are most comfortable as they create a characters for themselves to portray as they become part of The Mob to take away the top cash prize on 1 vs 100. Zach finds a cure for Googling, Jared's ass becomes canon, and Adam gets really hung up on a John Grisham story. Talking Points Include: Fidget Spinner, Setting Back Humanity 100 Years, Becoming One With The Mob,...

As promised in episode 13, here are the removed segments of the episode, both caused by and relating to the plumber invasion in the home of Zach and Adam during recording. It is our hope that this bonus content will not only fill in some of the gaps in the episode, but also bring to light (in this particular instance) the collective mindset that fueled our previous episode.

On this special 4/20 episode The Contestants are competing on The Joker's Wild, and it's about more than just the bud; it's about meaningful relationships. Zach has a hard time opening up, Jared just wants to brunch with Snoop, and Adam realizes that the universe is made of love. Talking Points Include: The Mount Rushmore of Weed, Second Chance Jokes, Vapes and Yu-Gi-Oh, The Bud Man, Bram Toker, S...

The Contestants might be a little too confident as they plan their eventual win on the once popular public shaming game show, Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader. Zach gets quizzed on the spot, Jared takes on the US Educational System, and Adam really dislikes the 5th graders. Talking Points Include: Organized Mugs, Hate Mail From Shazam, Public Shaming, Are We Cheaters?, Game Show Law, Chuck-E-Chee...

The Contestants channel folk hero John Henry as they prepare to save the world from the impending technological uprising lead by robot overlord, Shazam. Zach gets us all sued, Jared only knows 2000's cartoons' theme songs, and Adam makes references no one will get. Talking Points Include: Zach's Bagel Mistake, Sexy Television DJs, Beat The Lawsuit, Audience Clapping, The Hammer Bros, A Devil Went...

The Contestants take a run at something a little more physical as they muse on the best way to conquer the over the top obstacle course show, Wipeout. Zach's Googling comes back in full force, Jared proposes a new segment that goes over well, and Adam is slowly dying. Talking Points Include: Whats for Breakfast, Our Winnings to Date, I Hate Haters, Wet Ladder Climbing, Badger Spanks, Leaving Clues...

The Contestants are forced to think outside the box to find a strategy wild enough to give them an edge in the already zany and frantic Guy's Grocery Games. Talking Points Include: Jared Smith Fictional Mom, The Fieri Cinematic Universe, Guy or Nie, Pastry Pete and Big Fatty, Sock Pasta, Handkerchief Eclipse, Mango Hypnosis, Back Off Haters

The Contestants create an urban legend specifically designed to give them a leg up on the competition when participating in the popular cooking game show, Chopped. Talking Points Include: Twisting the Head Off a Deer, Lake House Hash, Plating on a Cat, The Return of Chef Boyarbee, Hot Slushies, The Chef Kitchen Chef, The Creation of an Urban Legend

The Contestants plan a wedding and research adult adoption in order to grow their family and take on all comers in the popular (and often raunchy) game show, Family Feud. Talking Points Include: Hot Gatorade, Twinder, NSYNC vs Backstreet, "My Grandma Drives a Corvette", A Required Viewing of The Sound of Music,  #GrandpaWatch2018

The Contestants decide to take a run at the mainstream and figure out the question that is on everyone's mind: how can we start winning the trivia game show app HQ? Talking Points Include: Texts from the Bank, Cloverleaf Restaurant, Airplane Goes to the Dentist, Trap Trebek, Canadian Jews, Patron Saint Ken Jennings, Regis Tracker

The Contestants go down a particularly raunchy road as they figure out how to capitalize on the palpable sexual tension in the Olympic Village and use it to their advantage. Talking Points Include: Phonetics of 'Umm', Shaun White and the Bad Man, Winnie the Zach, Skiing on Snow Cones, Olympic Hype Men, Non-Horny Olympic Competitors, Hot Tub Lionel Richie

The Contestants figure out how to best exploit the vanity of celebrities for their advantage in this throw back to the classic game show, Hollywood Squares. Talking Points Include: Freezy the Slush Boy, Fall and Spring Olympics, Tic-Tac/Toe, Adam's Hangover, Bum Bum Beer, Throwing Food at Cats, Hip Hop Magician, Chef Boyarbee, The Infamous Tenth Square

The Contestants decide that it's time for some charity work and are gonna do this one for the kids… and Mario Lopez. Talking Points Include: Zach's Closet Recording Set-Up, Groundhog Supreme Court, Mario's Candy Prison, A Lack of Role Models, Jelly Sabotage, Mascot Personal Lives, Bubble Gum Troll's Secret to Happiness, Ted Cruz's Gaming Habits

The contestants concoct an elaborate plan to navigate the hellish gamescape that is Deal or No Deal with the hopes of making it out with pockets full of money and their souls still intact.