Primary Attribute Incorporated

It's not every day you find yourselves in a divinely-hidden village where the sun is shining and there's no Corruption to be found. The party handles it the way they usually do: heavy drinking and suspicion. Would you have it any other way? Wealthy doesn't have any secrets. Elara blurs some boundaries. Grickx shows off his magic wand. Aracyne's wiles are of no use. Vons suffers a contract violatio...

The party's established their base camp on the ground, so now it's time to go out on their very first expedition! A romp down to a town by the sea, what could go wrong? It's not like the world ended or anyth--oh, wait. Vons thinks traditional equipment is overrated. Aracyne passes notes in class. Grickx guides the invisible hand. Elara makes the opening credits. Wealthy finds a really weird place...

Having reunited with Professor Jenkins, the party sits down to ask him a few questions. And have more tea. Tea is important. Vons talks about a dream he had once. Aracyne questions a daring action. Grickx plans a road trip. Wealthy takes the lead. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party, along with their mini army, have a little sitdown with their new hosts to ask a few questions. Everything promptly gets...complex? Complex. Let's go with that. Aracyne has tea. Vons finds a nice place to sit. Wealthy sees an old friend. Grickx chills. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party descends into a dark hatch on a corrupted planet to an uncertain fate. Beats going to work. Vons throws some dirt. Aracyne sticks her head through something. Grickx perceives the truth of reality. Wealthy's reputation precedes her. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's the big day! The party heads down to the ground, beneath the storming clouds, away from everything they know and love, to try and find Professor Jenkins. Somebody's desperate for co-author credit. Grickx demonstrates why they banned lawn darts. Vons pushes pills. Wealthy struggles to be brave. Aracyne sticks, branches, and trunks the landing. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primarya...

Hey everyone! This is the second week of our two week hiatus from full-size episodes. To tide you over, please have this fun little preview of our next episode, 105, where the party is going to make it the ground or die trying. I'm sure they'll be fine? Yeah, let's go with that. See you next week! Check us out online! We're at https://www.primary-attribute.com

Hey all, we're taking a quick two week hiatus to rebuild our recording buffer and give ourselves a bit of a breather after life came at a few of us quite fast lately. There won't be a full-sized episode this week or next week, but we didn't want to leave you high and dry. So here's a gift, just for you! A chunk of our conversation as the players leveled their fine characters up to level six! If th...

While the party rounds up their allies and makes final preparations for their expedition to the ground, Vons takes some time to chase down an investigation that's near and dear to his heart. Vons hits a piece of metal. Wealthy calls on a friend. Aracyne has questions about a totally random dagger. Grickx tempts a dragon. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's interrogation by security continues while Vons pursues the greatest treasure of all: files. Knowledge? Knowledge files. Aracyne acts like a horror movie monster. Wealthy suspects she has a problem. Grickx has an idea for an art project. Vons takes a conversation down so many cul-de-sacs the GMs brain overheats. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's been detained by Arx security and has to figure out just how they're going to handle a tough interrogation about their recent activities. A couple of them have big surprises in store... Grickx alphas. Wealthy plays it cool. Aracyne lays it on thick. Vons pokes around some shelves. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Having met one of the city's most experienced engineers, the party gets into doing what they do best: badgering someone relentlessly until they get what they want. They also ride an elevator! Vons thinks (and drinks) fast. Wealthy pokes a door. Aracyne runs some tests. Grickx can't believe this bullshit. Everyone loots the room. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's our 100th episode! To celebrate, we answer questions from our wonderful listeners in our very first mailbag episode. Get ready for some sweet behind the scenes insights, hints at future developments, and answers directly from the characters in addition to the players. Thank you all so much for listening. We're looking forward to making it to episode 200 with y'all, and beyond! :) Adam brings...

The party faces down a brightly lit room. Lucky for them, blinding light has never, ever, EVER been a sign that something bad was about to happen. Ever. Especially when there's magic crystal cores involved. It'll be fine, and definitely no one will get hurt at all. Aracyne stars in a facial cleanser commercial. Vons asks an important question. Grickx encounters a big red button. Wealthy thinks som...

The party starts their delve into the deepest maintenance tunnels to try and recover hazardous-environment suits. There they encounter their natural predator: a ledge. How will they best it this time? Will there be rope? Will there be...rope MATH? Grickx finds help in chaos. Aracyne reties a knot. Vons supervises. Wealthy pulls off an amazing trick. Please note that this is *not* coming out before...

The party gathers allies to go to the ground, comes up with more of a plan, and even asks for advice. They'll need every advantage they can get to survive this, and they plan on doing it right. Grickx plays darts. Wealthy comes face-to-face with a wolf. Vons has a stiff drink. Aracyne doesn't know why she likes someone. You have only a few days left to submit your letters for the 100th episode! Ma...

The party digs into what the ground's like before they head out, and explores options for (relatively) safe transportation. They also start looking into possible defenses against The Corruption, and maybe even researching a cure. Grickx goes to the archives. Wealthy thinks about the weather. Aracyne learns about fancy preppers. Vons is vindicated. Our 100th episode mailbag is drawing close! Submit...

The party's decided to go to the ground, so now it's time for them to do everything they can to make sure it's not a one way trip. Wacky wizards, building gear from scrap, and being threatened by a scary old man are but three of the challenges they'll need to face to get ready. Grickx gets a location marked on his map. Wealthy bravely asks for someone's contact info. Vons conducts a survey. Aracyn...

The party has some downtime and reviews their progress, picks at loose threads, and starts to make a good plan to do a normal chill thing that definitely isn't dangerous or scary at all. Crimes against god(s) are also considered. Grickx edges towards Terminator. Aracyne starts her invite list. Wealthy provides collateral. Vons won't take wiener for an answer. Shoutout to Jo Ladzinski, who's @LadzW...

It's our second Winter Solstice episode! Yay! On the longest night of the year, the party finds that the children of the Arx aren't getting their presents. So our heroes leap into action to save the Solstice, even if it means negotiating with their most hated enemies. For the children! Aracyne sings a little song. Vons is decked by boughs of holly. Grickx invents a terrible beer. Wealthy brings do...

The Maefynwes have their confrontation about Aracyne's adventuring and certain set of skills. Everyone else has to awkwardly overhear it in the next room. And then: long late-night chats! It's like a slumber party, except not at all like that. Wealthy uses her word of the day. Vons remembers to read his sign. Grickx pitches a business idea that scales well. Aracyne damages the finish. Reminder tha...

Sometimes you just want to have a nice day of research and then something comes along and ruins it. Deadlines, books being checked out, erroneous citations, someone fucking up on accident… There's all sorts of thrilling possibilities! Vons gets in the gravy. Wealthy's really out of it, man. Grickx delves into the secrets of the soul. Aracyne watches things fall apart. Check us out online! We're at...

During an apocalyptic storm the party turns to the true struggle: answering an unsolvable philosophical question being asked by a cold, calculating, terrifying patriarch. Honestly, they might rather be back outside. At least killing that shadowy giant bird was straightforward. Sort of. Maybe that's where the secret passage leads, if they're lucky. Grickx mismeasures. Wealthy gets carried. Vons goe...

The storm still rages outside and traps the party in the Maefynwe estate, a gilded cage if there ever was one. Full of treacherous snakes. Elf snakes? Snelfs? They'll have to play it cool and keep their wits about them as they bond with the elder Maefynwes and try to find out everything they can about their mysterious motives. Snacks and secrets must also be found. Snacks are important, and secret...

The party holes up at the Maefynwe estate as the storm howls outside and the lockdown continues. They might be stuck, but there's an investigation to do and with a little ingenuity they could crack the case and find Professor Jenkins. Or destroy a bunch of expensive stuff. Or both! Grickx is the host with the most. Wealthy turns on Find my Friends. Vons has a million-gold idea. Aracyne tries to fo...