Primary Attribute Incorporated

Scheduling Note: Keep an eye out for our Halloween special, dropping on Monday next week! The party goes to rescue Wealthy from her precarious hiding spot in a giant scary secret shipyard. They just need to find the shipyard. And her. And get her down. And slip in and out of a highly secure area without anyone noticing. Easy! Grickx gets tricky. Wealthy pines for snacks. Aracyne turns on the water...

The party takes a little time to chill out and do a little bonding. The plot surely can't find them and wreck their day. Right? Vons actually contributes to his business. Grickx tries to find a cart. Aracyne has some Girl Talk Time (tm). Wealthy takes a peek. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Honey (somewhat) obtained, most of the party goes to visit Wealthy's parents. Meanwhile, Grickx turns illusions for cash. Vons follows his nose. Aracyne advocates. Wealthy has an old favorite book. Grickx works on branding. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party is going to do some NERD stuff. Reading! Research! Entomology! Also they visit some BEES. Vons tries to take a nap. Wealthy send a parental missive. Aracyne drops some names. Grickx furthers his quest to Quarkdom. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's time to engage in a little corporate espionage! The party is determined to obtain the now-buried research done by Bjartell's back in the day. Will it be a cunning break-in? A con job? A time loop caper??? Vons takes on a stony countenance. Wealthy threatens someone. Grickx wants to be included. Aracyne hangs out with her boyfriend's ex. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribu...

The party tries to chase down more sources of honey, which involves talking to everyone's favorite person: Nara! Also Vons gives a presentation to a room of politely interested people. Aracyne loans a handkerchief. Wealthy follows along. Vons asks for volunteers. Grickx dodges the question. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party decides on a direction for their research efforts as they attempt to find a cure for the Corruption. It immediately devolves into arguments about milking bees. Or juicing them. It gets weird, is what we're saying. Vons has creative entomological ideas. Wealthy talks shop with a shopkeep. Aracyne tracks down an acquaintance. Grickx is down for ground bees. Check us out online! We're at ht...

The party...doesn't show up in this week's episode! :O We realized that the Corruption's creation myth a few episodes back was presented in a really confusing way. So this week we're bringing you a hopefully-clearer and expanded version of the myth. This will also be the version Grickx received, retroactively, so all the player characters have this same information going forward. We'll be back wit...

The party levels up! Twice! We take a little breather to power up everyone's characters and get ready for the next arc of the campaign now that they've made it back to the Arx. Vons chooses mobility over being good with his tongue. Aracyne is able to take a few more hits. Grickx dreams up a new business opportunity. Wealthy learns how to be Big Brother. Check us out online! We're at https://www.pr...

The party's finally in a position to do some Science! Time to see what they can learn about how to treat the Corruption. Maybe they'll discover something previous researchers didn't... Aracyne leads a deep breathing exercise. Wealthy keeps everyone in line. Vons knows that the gods gave him two perfectly fine spreaders already. Grickx has a list and he's checking it twice. Check us out online! We'...

*Content Warning*: Discussions of torture and non-consensual medical experimentation. The party pauses and realizes there might be some ethical issues with their master plan. Debate ensues. Aracyne doesn't see the problem. Grickx is solutions-oriented. Vons wants to preserve his customer base. Wealthy takes a stand, and it's incredible. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.co...

The party keeps exploring the underground settlement they've found themselves in, and ponder asking the well another question. Oh, and panic about Grickx's unconsciousness. There's also that. Grickx uses a quill. Aracyne breaks the news. Wealthy administers first aid. Vons finds a tasty snack. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com You too can finally see the Wells for Boys...

We take a moment to dive inside Grickx's mind in a special episode! He's going to solve his own insanity, brought on by his psychic contact with the Corruption, or die trying. Hahaha, the CK wouldn't actually kill him if he died in his mind, right? ...Right? Grickx irrigates some dirt. The CK gives at least one confusing lore dump. Vons, Aracyne, and Wealthy all hang out off-camera playing cards o...

The party heads out from the hidden village to recover their satellite lab teammates and get down to studying the Corruption. It's just a few days travel through the woods. Surely nothing interesting or unexpected will happen. What is this, some sort of collaborative improvised narrative? Grickx wells well enough. Vons gets annoyed at an interruption. Aracyne opens a door in a really cool way. Wea...

The party spends some time exploring the village nestled away in the narrows, hidden from the Corruption that roams the earth. It's a chance to tell stories, trade information, and finally find someone as grossed out by the idea of eating insects as Erin is. Wealthy cooks an onion. Vons gets an F in basic physics. Aracyne knows politics ain't easy. Grickx shares a sobering maintenance report. Chec...

The party has been safely guided by Jelsum Squab to a hidden village in the woods that has somehow survived the corruption all these years. Now it's time to make new friends. God help them. Vons eyes market expansion. Aracyne has a limited social vocabulary. Grickx growls grumpily. Wealthy needs a towel. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primary-attribute.com

The party's rested up after their brush with death fighting off the swarm of corrupted creatures that nearly discovered their base. Now they go to keep an appointment, and see if perhaps they aren't so alone on the ground after all. Please welcome our special guest, Mikey Neumann! He's hella cool and you're all going to have a great time with him this episode. We know we did recording it. :D Vons...

The party contends with a swarm of corrupted creatures that could find their secret base any second. They review their cunning plan before bursting out into the fray to save the base and themselves. But no plan is flawless, and it looks like not everyone might be saved after all. Um...have fun? Grickx takes a peek. Vons gets sticky all over the place. Wealthy wields a wizard's wand. Aracyne scream...

Our party is reunited, just in time for everything to be terrible. At least they can face it together! All they need is a cunning plan, and perhaps a new haphazard device or two... Wealthy volunteers for a scary thing of her own volition. Aracyne gets an answer. Grickx creates a new communication protocol. Vons is back, babyee. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's holed up in an extra dimensional space and has six hours to figure out what to do about the army of shadow creatures outside or they're toast. Tick tock. Grickx sits on a bench. Aracyne sticks an eye out. Wealthy reminds everyone she can cast more than Magic Missile. Vons gets some on-camera time! Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's captured one of the corrupted creatures and now tries to make good their escape. They have to outrun a tireless army through unfamiliar territory. It's a lot, but they're determined, and that counts for something. Aracyne yeets. Wealthy fails to wake someone up. Elara makes small talk. Grickx takes a hell of a risk. Check us out online! We're https://www.primaryattribute.com

After managing a successful retreat from the seaside fortress, the party regroups and tries a new strategy to corner and capture one of the Corrupted creatures. Scouting parties are arranged, traps are set, and Wealthy is questioned about her relationship status because she can never have a moment's respite. Wealthy blushes hard enough to start a fire. Grickx throws some glitter. Elara engages in...

The party's quickly learning that exfiltration is a whole skillset unto itself. Luckily they're good at learning on the job, because shit's about to go sideways. Grickx gives a spanking. Aracyne does her best to be inconspicuous. Wealthy gives in to low-brow humor. Elara falls. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's in a sticky situation, but as long as they keep their heads about them and stay stealthy they might be able to get out of this. Maybe. I'm sure it'll all go smoothly. But if it doesn't, they can just go full action movie. You can't lose, dear listener! Aracyne shows an opponent a shortcut. Wealthy quintuple taps, just to be sure. Elara has a mean right hook. Grickx wappity wap waps. Ch...

The party finally makes it to Reinyalango, and start their recon operation. There's only so much they can do from high up on the cliffs surrounding the city, however, and soon they decide to do a quick infiltration to get some better intel. Aracyne learns knife safety is more difficult when you're invisible. Wealthy wants to cut the cord. Grickx explores mechanophilia. Elara and gravity have a min...