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The party's secured Cog and starts looking for a way out. But that turns out to be a tall order, and as trouble besets them on every side things get buck wild. Aracyne wants up. Grickx proves himself to a certain someone. Wealthy hangs in there. Vons is surprised at the strength of his concoctions. Cog is still no help at all. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

With Cog's life hanging in the balance, the party executes their rescue operation. It leads to Cog's life hanging in midair instead. It's all going according to plan, right? And they tightened all those knots? Right? Guys? Grickx's plans go up in smoke. Wealthy tries to pull off a rope trick. Vons sticks the landing. Aracyne shows off her qualifications for Cirque du Soleil. Cog is no help at all....

After Aracyne's injury, the party stops to regroup, recuperate, and reconsider their plan of action. It looks like it's going to be a long night down in the maintenance tunnels. Wealthy lives up to one half of her name. Aracyne and Vons have a heart to heart. Grickx readies for launch. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

The party explores the room with the giant crystal column, searching for any more clues as to Cog's whereabouts. There's also the little matter of the disturbances in the water three stories down… Wealthy worries wildly. Vons engages in outright heroism. Aracyne takes a header. Grickx makes a wish. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

The party, having successfully saved Grickx from becoming Stabby-food, works out what to do next on their search for Cog. They press on through a dense thicket of horrible tongues to continue their quest further down into the darkness full of mystery squares, doors, and poor maintenance practices. Grickx takes matters into his own hands. Wealthy learns her new trade. Vons ponders potential fillets...

We rejoin our hero, Stabby the (not-technically-a-)Roper, as they try to finish the delicious meal they started last week. Will they succeed at consuming a delightful kobold treat? Perhaps sample a second course of foxfolk, halfing, or half-elf? Or will these annoying creatures interrupt their meal? Vons practices amateur surgery. Wealthy turns off her targeting computer. Aracyne shows off her kni...

The party's search for Cog continues as they try to find the best way down to the lower levels to keep following his trail. It's not all smooth sailing, however, like when they're interrupted by a mess of strange cables in a lower room… Wealthy is light on her feet. Vons considers the snack to danger ratio. Grickx suddenly ascends. Aracyne scouts ahead. Check us out online! We're at https://primar...

It's our Halloween special! We pause our party's dungeon delve adventure for a pleasant, quiet gathering of the party and friends at the Maefynwe estate to celebrate the Autumn harvest festival. Some claim the time of year is haunted, but that's all superstitious nonsense. Right? Grickx brings enough to share. Wealthy struggles with affairs of the heart. Vons gives professional criticism. Aracyne...

The party fully uncovers the breadth and depth of the mystery square as they investigate further the strange place they've found themselves in. They also talk to ghosts, but who cares about that when you're finishing a mini-map, am I right? Wealthy lights the way. Grickx lives vicariously through others. Vons tries to collect some samples. Aracyne descends to depths unknown. Check us out online! W...

As the party descends deeper into the mountain, they move away from the carefully constructed maintenance tunnels and into natural caverns riddled with OSHA violations. From holes to doors to poorly-described rooms, there's no end to the terrors they encounter! Aracyne copes with a tragedy. Vons takes a moment to think. Jaaspar uses his degree. Wealthy tries to hold the world to a higher standard....

The party gets ready to descend into the maintenance levels of the city to search for Cog. They get armored up, grab their gear, and head on through the bead curtain of destiny to find out what lies beyond. Aracyne helps a friend get dressed to go out. Vons finds out he'd hate the Haunted Mansion. Grickx remembers he was supposed to do something. Wealthy gets roped in. Check us out online! We're a...

The party is drawn together by Grickx's note and heads to Otten Core, where they hatch a plan to find the missing Cog. First, though, Aracyne has some business to conclude. Grickx hears a tale that chills him to the bone. Vons upcycles some utensils and makes a friend. Wealthy finds a table. Aracyne takes 2d6 feelings damage. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

Hey everyone! We weren't able to get a normal episode out for this week due to some technical difficulties, so we decided to do something a little different. We present for your listening pleasure a bit of cut content from the Dating Game episodes that we thought was very funny and interesting, but couldn't quite make fit into the final edit. Sorry for the delay on the next episode! We'll be back...

With Cog MIA, the party rushes to do all their side quests in the little time they have to spare before a potential rescue operation. After all, if you don't unlock the ultimate weapon and armor for every character, and finish all the social links, are you even really playing?* Grickx rats people out. Vons destroys the upper crust. And the middle. And the lower. All of them, really. Aracyne resear...

Our party is out of lockdown and everyone heads home to get some space and figure out what their next objective is. It's a thrilling tale of terrible family members, fanciful correspondence, and trying to find one's place in the world. Vons makes his mark. Wealthy's weekend woes suddenly increase. Grickx gets a roommate. Aracyne struggles with a broken record. Check us out online! We're at https:/...

We wrap up our lockdown arc with a brief episode concerning pancakes. Amazingly for this show, it's not a pancake breakfast fundraiser to repair a park or conduit or something. I'm just as confused as you. Grickx plays a co-op minigame and gets S rank. Wealthy keeps a low profile. Vons is surprisingly sweet. Aracyne rides the snugglebus. The GM forgets words and deepens the time paradox. Everyone...

The party's evening in lockdown finally winds to a close, and everyone drifts towards bed, though not without some final shenanigans of both the criminal and heart varieties. Grickx gives a pair of crack commandos a dangerous mission. Wealthy asks the hard questions. Aracyne and Photios bust out the luggage rack and unpack some baggage. Vons engages in fraud. Check us out online! We're at https://...

It's episode 4 of lockdown, so we take a breather from Feelings with a pleasant conversation about anticapitalism, big pharma, and worldly awareness. Oooh, and there's party games! Grickx is a good sport and a bad coaster. Aracyne makes drinking plans and auditions for the role of Sexy Count von Count. Vons opens up and shows some gaps. Wealthy pits her liver against her feelings, and doesn't name...

It's time for Lockdown episode three, and we've now hit three cliffhangers in a row for Aracyne about Wealthy. Have the stars finally aligned so Aracyne can get her answers? We'll find out! The party hunkers down as the evening grows late around them, and the conversations turn more serious. Confrontations are finally managed, and difficult topics finally broached. Also, there's cartoons. Aracyne...

It's the second episode of lockdown, the alcohol's out, and things are heating up. They should probably try to get some ventilation going, because the party has zero chill. Wealthy channels Mary Worth and gets her meddle on. Vons attempts to keep things on the down low, to the point he's risking breaching the mantle. Grickx copilots the AMS Chill Hang as it enters choppy emotional waters. Aracyne...

Arx Moltimus goes into lockdown as a storm, and The Corruption, crash against the walls. The party, meanwhile, crashes in some friend's apartments. Is anyone ready to spend this long in close quarters together? Especially after the night they've been having? Probably not, but we're going to find out! Aracyne suffers an internal organ malfunction. Grickx shows his age and makes a new friend. Wealth...

The party spends the evening drinking with friends. They try to wind down, relax, and celebrate some recent accomplishments. They succeed at exactly one of these! Emotional Chaos ensues. Vons looks for a helping paw for himself and society. Grickx is the only good listener. Aracyne asks for a big favor and tries to get her friends to open up. Wealthy gets absolutely, positively smashed, and that's...

Our party goes back to their daily lives after an exciting day of dates and adventure, in what is sure to be a light-hearted and breezy breather episode. Wait, I'm being handed a note. Oh...oh no. Wealthy changes hats. Vons worries that by not taking Renegade points he'll get the bad ending. Aracyne fails to see the problem, and also D.A.R.E. Grickx engages in introspection, one of the most the da...

The party drifts home after a night at the bar and reluctantly resumes the trials of daily life. Aracyne visits a certain shop. Vons turns down a networking opportunity. Grickx's past comes back to haunt him. Wealthy looks at transforming the equation of her life. The cast barely prevents becoming unstuck in time. Production note: In addition to Ian's continued haunting by the screams of children,...

We rejoin our party while Grickx is away, as Aracyne gets called out and tries to explain the party's sudden presence in the distillery to Nara. Things get a little awkward, to say the least. Vons considers the better part of valor. Aracyne swears it's not what it looks like. Grickx lets Nara know where she stands. Wealthy puts a ring on it. Production note: Ian would like to apologize for the ran...