Primary Attribute Incorporated

The party finds themselves confronted by their foe, Nara, and hatch a clever plan. The plan, of course, immediately goes to shit. Wealthy tries to win friends and influence people. Vons makes small talk. Aracyne attempts desperately to play it cool. Devin lurks in the background. The players get separation anxiety. Grickx throws down for all the marbles. Check us out online! We're at https://prima...

The party meets the most suspicious type of people of all: grad students. Grickx handles his lucky stick. Wealthy doesn't believe in independent field research. Defended Delves shows incredible restraint in their pushing of buttons. Aracyne makes an entrance. Vons tries to share his snacks. Some weirdo named Devin keeps hanging around for some reason. Check us out online! We're at https://primarya...

Our party is attacked by creatures in the dark who try to eat their faces. Or be their friends! Who can really say for sure? Aracyne uses her head. Vons proves the value of tactile labeling. Wealthy gives it her all. Grickx makes cotton candy. Defended Delves proves they're worth the money. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

The party decides to not confront Nara and instead tries to find another route to their destination. They press forward in a way that does not resemble wandering one bit, how dare you. Wealthy laments her footwear choices. Vons gets confused by the plan. Grickx bravely charges head-on into the unknown. Aracyne goes to geology class. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

The party descends into the maintenance levels, escorted by Elara and Green of Defended Delves. Parts are scavenged, poop mold is gathered, and a surprise awaits them in the sewer levels. Aracyne goes incognito and fears entrapment. Vons gathers ingredients and is surprisingly level-headed. Wealthy runs into an old acquaintance and learns some new things from Vons. Grickx worries about city infras...

If you haven't listened to the previous episode, we heavily recommend you start there! This is essentially the second half of one very long episode. Half the party wraps up their dates while the other half continue to work on self-actualization. Sort of. Vons tries to keep his shit together, despite having zero chill, on his date with Green. Photios learns that Aracyne has a particular set of skil...

It's date time! As Vons and Aracyne get ready for their respective dates, Grickx and Wealthy do their best to go about their daily lives. Vons learns what a brush is. Aracyne dresses to match the lichen. Grickx tries to have hobbies and finds a lead on an upgraded arm. Wealthy works on a terrible hat. If you would like to get in on our weirdly specific bullshit, the book we were referencing that h...

BOY HOWDY we hope you like worldbuilding, Seattle references, and fox flirting. Romance is in the air and bugs are intentionally on the plates at The Dumpster this fine evening as the party spots an attractive vixen. Aracyne makes the group some new friends, wingmans erratically, and shares some family troubles. Vons maybe gets a date, no one is sure. Wealthy is socially terrified. Grickx does not...

The party finds the source of the explosion and those responsible for it. They also engage in a light discussion about overthrowing their entire society. Wealthy finally gets to use her degree. Grickx takes someone else's device for himself. Vons demands another alchemist's research and bonds with Aracyne despite his best efforts. Aracyne has complicated feelings about privilege, and goes full car...

The party commits the greatest crime of all, delaying nachos, in order to find the source of the explosion that rocked their world. Aracyne gets to use her special talent. Wealthy does a badass vault. Vons is made to stay quiet and to not have nachos. Grickx muddles through without his tools. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

Making new friends and evening plans as an adult is hard! Luckily, our friendly neighborhood socialite is on the case. Aracyne has Wealthy consult on an ugly hat, leaves a message for Vons with a new acquaintance, and has coffee with Grickx. Later, they all go out for drinks. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

In the wake of their last adventure, the party goes about their daily lives. Wealthy goes to the library. Vons meets with his alchemical ingredient hookup and retraces his steps. Grickx and the inspector catch up. Aracyne gets blasted. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

The party retreats to go get some responsible adults, and then try to bust a speakeasy full of rich and powerful people. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Vons hangs back. Grickx gets patched up. Wealthy gets awkward. Aracyne blows up her own spot. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

The party is discovered, and quickly things turn to blows as they fight to survive in the most dangerous of places, a distillery. Wealthy discovers the terror of magic. Vons makes for a very bad doctor. Grickx presses on against all odds. Aracyne gives career advice. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com

After their harrowing encounter last session, the party takes a moment to breathe, gather themselves, and then head out into the rest of the underground. Strange voices and horrible smells lie around every corner as they explore, and it quickly becomes clear that not all is as it should be. Aracyne listens closely and has a sense of entitlement. Grickx actually fixes something. Vons finds a snack....

The party remembers they're supposed to be investigating infrastructure, not awesome glowing alcohol, and head down into the maintenance levels. Things get wet, then dangerous. Grickx shows off his magic wand, and Wealthy shows off her magic missiles. Aracyne loses a dirk. Vons gets under someone's shell. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

The party investigates the strange glowing drink that's suddenly popular in The Warrens, as well as the Gwendolou, the bar that's serving it. Vons and Wealthy go in the trash. Grickx slips away for a solo sneaking mission. Aracyne goes to get a drink and only ends up thirsty. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com

Our party all finally meets each other and figures out how to work together. Sort of. They get to know each other over a drink, and then scout around The Warrens looking for clues as to the strange power fluctuations there. What they find instead is a glowing drink that gets you extremely high. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

The gig economy always sucks, even on the flying city-fortress above a corrupted, apocalyptic world. Here we start the tale of the city of Arx Moltimus, and our motley crew of adventurers: Vons, Wealthy, Grickx, and Aracyne. Due to a lack of mysterious old men in taverns to give them quests, they are instead drawn together by a combination of just doing their jobs, needing some cash, covering for...