Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Premeditated

Comedy EN ↓ 60 episodes

Etiquette has a new judge. Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished. In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with shock, confusion, support, or judgment. Then...

Author

Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

premeditatedpod.com

Latest episode

Apr 21, 2026

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Episodes

Humble v. Brag (with Ben Cassil) 04.02.2025

Ever felt the need to celebrate a personal victory without sounding like a show-off? Join us for a captivating ride with the ever-entertaining Ben Cassil, The Disruptor. Tune in for a parasocial deep dive into a thrilling cold case brought to life by Ben. As we navigate the hardscrabble streets of Los Angeles, prepare for stories that merge the city's notorious surface-level personality with t...

United States Postal Service v. Curious Roommate 28.01.2025

What would you do if a mysterious package addressed to someone else landed at your doorstep? Join us as we juggle the ethical precedent of possibly opening mystery mail, and imagine the treasures or troubles it might contain. Neil and Graham, your trusty hosts, get caught in a back-and-forth over roommate etiquette, mail privacy, and even a surprise class action lawsuit.  Travel back to the enchan...

Indecision v. Unhelpfulness (with Kyle Taksar) 21.01.2025

Ever wondered about the unsung heroes of the courthouse? Join us as we tackle the intriguing role of county clerks and their historical significance, all while holding space with out special guest, Kyle Taksar, Evan's sister. With her sharp legal insights, she's the perfect addition to our banter on society's unwritten laws. We dust off a neglected case file and ponder the justice syst...

Couples v. Conversation (with Tess Sorensen) 14.01.2025

The doctor is in, and she's HUNGRY! Our improvised case file this week exposes the subtle violence of couples who only talk to each other. Quite the nightmare. Ever thought about how we all play different roles in social situations? Join us as we navigate the dance of norms with our special guest, Dr. Tess. She turns the tables with an unexpected case study, prompting us to reflect on our own expe...

Bottle v. Bathroom (with Jacob Grun) 08.01.2025

Ever been stuck in a car on a long road trip, bladder bursting, with no rest stop in sight? Our case file has a Vegas-bound anniversary with tenants' rights advocate Kuba Güün. Hang onto your She-Wee's and Stadium Pals, this is a bumpy ride. As we journey through the hilarity, Jacob offers insightful perspectives that remind us of the importance of communication and consent, even amidst bladder em...

Checkout Flagrancy v. Marriott Bonvoy 31.12.2024

Ever found yourself pondering whether to leave a hotel room spotless or let the cleaning crew earn their keep? On this episode of Premeditated, Neil and Graham take you on a journey through the unspoken rules of hotel checkout etiquette and those quirky norms we all seem to abide by. From deciding if taking home those tiny toiletries is a savvy move or a moral misdemeanor, to personal tales of les...

Left Lane Laggard v. Lead Foot Loser (with Ross Kelly) 24.12.2024

In a tire-squealingly contentious case, Neil and Graham, talk to Ross Kelly to tackle the most infamous unwritten law since the invention of the Model T: Get out of my way! Shown through the POVs of a young, virile couple and a college-bound younger sibling, we explore the in's and out's of going in and out of the leftmost lane. The speed limit isn't the only thing being exceeded! We t...

Elevator Conversation v. Body Position 17.12.2024

Ever found yourself in an awkward social situation AND in an elevator? Today’s episode of Premeditated offers a look at those exact moments that leave us puzzled. We take you on a journey through an improvised reenactment of an office elevator ride gone not sideways enough. This chance encounter spins into a conversation about societal norms and the silent codes we subconsciously follow in the sma...

One Flight Upgrade v. Two Travelers (with Tess Sorensen) 10.12.2024

Ever found yourself arm-wrestling a loved one over who gets the first-class upgrade? In this spirited episode of  Premeditated , Graham, Neil and our BFF Tess guide you through a hilarious journey into the unpredictable world of airline seat assignments. Alongside Gary Anderson and Mary Patricia, a couple just trying to survive on Spirit Airlines, we explore travel etiquette with a comedic twist....

Soiled Denim v. Regular Washing 05.12.2024

In this gripping inaugural episode of Premeditated, hosts Graham and Neil dive into an investigation involving two college students caught in an unsettling dispute. One believes that denim, of all things, magically cleans itself, while the other is rent utterly aghast by this claim. As Graham and Neil uncover the case files of their friendship, they unravel the tensions that escalate from a seemin...

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