Premeditated

This one's about...well, pubes. PRESEASON PREMEDITATED It's like MLB Spring Training, but for judgement. Neil and Graham sit down to deliberate and pass verdicts on popular Am I The Asshole (AITA) Reddit threads. We hope you enjoy this mini-series while we get Season 3's courtroom ready for you. — Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just...

This one's about cool parents and prude daughter. PRESEASON PREMEDITATEDIt's like MLB Spring Training, but for judgement. Neil and Graham sit down to deliberate and pass verdicts on popular Am I The Asshole (AITA) Reddit threads. We hope you enjoy this mini-series while we get Season 3's courtroom ready for you. #funny #podcast #comedy #improv #reddit #new #aita —Welcome to our channel! If you lov...

This one's about something funny. PRESEASON PREMEDITATED It's like MLB Spring Training, but for judgement. Neil and Graham sit down to deliberate and pass verdicts on popular Am I The Asshole (AITA) Reddit threads. We hope you enjoy this mini-series while we get Season 3's courtroom ready for you. — Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you ju...

This one's about a bride doing what everyone knows you should not do. PRESEASON PREMEDITATED It's like MLB Spring Training, but for judgement. Neil and Graham sit down to deliberate and pass verdicts on popular Am I The Asshole (AITA) Reddit threads. We hope you enjoy this mini-series while we get Season 3's courtroom ready for you. — Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundan...

This one's about a Flintstone-era faux pas PRESEASON PREMEDITATED It's like MLB Spring Training, but for judgement. Neil and Graham sit down to deliberate and pass verdicts on popular Am I The Asshole (AITA) Reddit threads. We hope you enjoy this mini-series while we get Season 3's courtroom ready for you. — Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes...

This one's about a Mother who doesn't love her children equally. PRESEASON PREMEDITATED It's like MLB Spring Training, but for judgement. Neil and Graham sit down to deliberate and pass verdicts on popular Am I The Asshole (AITA) Reddit threads. We hope you enjoy this mini-series while we get Season 3's courtroom ready for you. — Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgemen...

This one's about a friend who's honest, maybe too honest. PRESEASON PREMEDITATED It's like MLB Spring Training, but for judgement. Neil and Graham sit down to deliberate and pass verdicts on popular Am I The Asshole (AITA) Reddit threads. We hope you enjoy this mini-series while we get Season 3's courtroom ready for you. — Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mu...

Mom doesn't want us to kiss! PRESEASON PREMEDITATED It's like MLB Spring Training, but for judgement. [Side note: The phrase "Pitchers and catchers are reporting to Spring Camp" has a fundamentally different meaning to us]Neil and Graham sit down to deliberate and pass verdicts on popular Am I The Asshole (AITA) Reddit threads. We hope you enjoy this mini-series while we get Seas...

PRESEASON PREMEDITATED It's like MLB Spring Training, but for judgement. [Side note: The phrase "Pitchers and catchers are reporting to Spring Camp" has a fundamentally different meaning to us] Neil and Graham sit down to deliberate and pass verdicts on popular Am I The Asshole (AITA) Reddit threads. We hope you enjoy this mini-series while we get Season 3's courtroom ready for you. — Welcome to o...

Travel by airplane...kind of the ultimate group experience if you think about it, but DON'T assume that means the people around you want whatever "help" you have to offer them. This week, frequent flyer and jumpsuit enthusiast, Sasheer Zamata, joins the tribunal to discuss all things plane etiquette, the reasons to NOT help people, and even shares some of her banking information (not sponsored by...

Hello, Gen Pop. We, the General Pop, have general obligations. Pay taxes, no punching or stabbing, pick up litter and tell Drag Queens THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. On this episode, Graham, Neil and the BEAUTIFUL Nic Sheppard (née Trudy Tective) discuss proper DQ complimenting etiquette. “You look beautiful” is a start, “You look stunning” is better. “You look stunning” with a British accent?! No notes, pal...

How much house tour is too much house tour? It's customary for the host to show guests the bathroom, but should it be equally customary for the host to show guests where they keep their underwear? Are closest 'Off Limits'? And, by proxy, bedrooms too? On this episode, Neil and Graham discuss the guidelines around in-home tours (the non-sexual kind). They also find time to discuss chips with ridges...

Here to speak knowledge to truth, it's the Duchess of Etiquette - Nicole "Frickin" Delsack. It's New Years and gosh darn it does she some resolutions. And they're all involve weekly grocery trips. In our FIRST EPISODE of 2026, Nicole brings us one of the steamiest cases of etiquette since the Safeway-Vons-Albertson's merger: FRIDGE HOGGING. We all agree that all people should take up space, but sh...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, AMERICA and INTERNATIONAL LISTENERS! 'Twas the night before the night before Christmas when all through the universe, Not a podcast was talking, not even Up First . The barrister wigs were hung by the benches with care, In hope that swift judgement soon would be there. [End of parody]. On this December to Remember, Graham and Neil are weary from a long year of passing judgement...

Did you hear? You’ll never believe what they said! Ok, you can’t tell anyone but…. Gossip is critical to forming relationships and deepening bonds, so what does it say about a person when they take a budding conversation and turn it into a soapbox for their self righteousness? Does anyone really win when good, juicy, gossip is shut down before it can blossom into its fullest potential? Ohio Suprem...

On this episode of PREMEDITATED , comedian, actress, and Neil and Graham’s former improv coach, Monika Smith, brings a case to the table that all have been guilty of at one time or another: The accidental interruption of an employee's break time. They say the customer is always right…but does that rule still apply when an employee is off the clock? Do you really get a say in the matter if you’ve n...

You're on the cusp of signing the biggest EDM contract in the history of reggae horns. The CEO of Skrillex welcomes you into their wood-paneled office. The world is yours, you're walking on air and the Skrillex CEO is in the palm of your hand...Wait...but...are they in your palm? All you feel is an uncoordinated lump of flesh flopping against yours. A disjointed tango of knuckle and finger...

The Boys are back and you’re gonna be in trouble. Hey-ya, Hey-ya was an Outkast track. Does finding a use for a hundred-dollar bill give you anxiety? Have you ever wanted to shin kick your article-perusing boyfriend because he called himself a “reader”? If you answered “Yes” to either of these questions, Premeditated Podcast and cognitive behavioral therapy might be for you! THIS WEEK ON PREMEDITA...

Here you are, dressed to the nines, radiating flirtatious potential, having just braved traffic and last minute cold feet, entering the bar. You look around for a full body that holds the face from the photos you swiped right on just days prior....but see no match in the small crowd of patrons. You wait, order a drink (maybe an iced tea?) and still... nothing .On this episode of PREMEDITATED , Zac...

Is there a flicker of conviction on your conscience as you approach that iPad and barista, phone still held to your ear, and no intention of ending that call your on? Are you reaaaallly that good at multitasking? Or are you just telling yourself you are to hide from what could be the heinous reality of your actions? On this episode of PREMEDITATED , Jenson Titus joins Graham and Neil in the judges...

[Olde Timey Baseball Broadcaster]: " And here comes Lubecker to the bar counter. Cool drink of milk, this kid is. Gritted his way through the high school party scene, and now boasts a 3 drink minimum tab in the local bar scene" . On this episode of PREMEDITATED, AJ Lubecker joins Graham and Neil to deliberate the oft witnessed single beverage tabs . They also find time to pass verdicts o...

"We should hang out!" --- OH NO! NOT AGAIN! My blood curdles with indecision. "Yeah! Let's hang out. Now what? Now nothing, unless one of us makes another first move. We get to the bottom of this standoff in this weeks episode with the mustachioed heartthrob of indie improv: Sam Bodenstein. FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@pr...

Fin Argus, musician and host of One of Us Podcast joins us to solicit the unsolicitable: The Dicture Picture itself. We celebrate the 23rdnd letter of the alphabet and Neil decrees that the wold fill his phone with the unspeakable graphic pics that plague so many of our straight sisters' dating profiles. Yes, Neil will gladly fall on that phallic grenade. Grindr vs Scruff and uncontrollable ti...

The district court of being your best self is in session, with a wellness journey that noone wants to get onto. The incomparable Ciara Robinson  @ciaracrobinson  deliberates Wellness Influencers with Graham and Neil in this no holds barred knockout of a performance, taking on the matcha yogis and tradwife vibeslingers. We also discuss the rise of queer youth in JNCO jorts, a new miracle cure for m...

Hey America, are you ready to HAM it up! Well shoot muh toots! We got a DEBENair guest that's ready to go HAM! On this face-palming episode of Premeditated, Graham and Neil enlist their friend Lincoln to evaluate people who ghost the plans they made (couldn't be us). They also find time to pass verdicts on coyotes, state senators and alternative methods of public transit. — Welcome to our...