Mike Burns
POWER MOVES with Mike Burns
Mike Burns and lifelong best/worst friend, Karl4Real, share their own intimate life stories as well as discussing power moves in the world of food, sports, entertainment, and pop culture in this weekly, cult driven, foul mouthed podcast. Recorded in beautiful Saginaw, MI.
Author
Mike Burns
Category
Podcast website
Latest episode
Jul 24, 2025
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Episodes
051 - Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Gun Threat, Legless Juggalo Golf Cart Wreck, and AEW Chris Jericho Belt Theft 05.09.2019 44:06
Chris Jericho has his AEW belt stolen while at Longhorn Steakhouse, gun is drawn over sold out Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches, Michigan couple turns to robbery after winning $500K scratch off, and a lawsuit over a golf cart accident at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Gnarly Zack joins on his birthday. KARL'S GUY FIERI MENU: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns NEW MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.c...
Pmail Bag 016 - The Biggest Dadboner of All Time, Free Starbucks Coffee Hack, and The Flamingo in St. Petersburg Florida Dive Bar Review 03.09.2019 34:17
LIVE from The Roost in Los Angeles, CA, on Labor Day with Gnarly Zack. You know the drill. MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast EXCLUSIVES: PATREON.COM/POWERMOVESWITHMIKEBURNS
050 - Machete Threat After Toilet Not Flushed, Flamin' Hot Cheetos Movie, and Crab Leg Theft 29.08.2019 47:21
Andrew Luck retirement outrage, Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie, electric cart pervert in Walmart, family crab leg theft, and a Florida man threatens a friend with a machete after he doesn't flush the toilet. Gnarly Zack joins the 50th episode. NEW MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast JOIN THE CLUB: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns TWITTER: @pizzanachos69
Pmail Bag 015 - The Return of Dirt Patch Dillon, Lawn Dart Karma, and Dairy Queen Secret Menu 27.08.2019 30:14
Daddy Kush returns with a concerning tale of Dirt Patch Dillon, a bully finds karma through a lawn dart, and we learn about the secret employee menu at Dairy Queen. NEW FALL SWAG: powermoveswithmikeburns.com JOIN THE CLUB: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast ME ON TWITTER: @pizzanachos69
049 - Stone Cold Steve Austin My Ass, Filet-O-Fish Rage, Booty Call Arson, and Botched Balls 22.08.2019 32:37
Man destroys property over Filet-O-Fish, woman goes Stone Cold on her boyfriend, woman denied the D burns down a house, and the dark web takes a man's giblets. Gnarly Zack lays in the cut. JOIN THE K-MONEY CLUB: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: powermovespodcast TWITTER: @PIZZANACHOS69
Pmail Bag 014 - The Ballad of Hot Tub Johnny 20.08.2019 28:10
We talk baseball cards, a guy gets booted from high school for calling a phone sex line from his teacher's office, among other things, and a tale about a WILD character named Hot Tub Johnny that you don't want to miss. Gnarly Zack goes hard once again. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast
048 - Mike Tyson's $40k of Weed Per Month, Man Sentenced for Shooting Himself in the Penis, and Meth Murder Mayonnaise 15.08.2019 38:42
Mike Tyson's new weed business, a felon smokes himself in the genitals, a glock gets stolen from a Florida orgy, and a meth addict who killed his wife claims he was injected with bad mayonnaise. Gnarly Zack joins the ride in style. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast
Pmail Bag 013 - Sleepy: The King of Vice 13.08.2019 35:51
Brooks Wheelan got kicked out of a wedding he crashed, Burns does a chug vid on the show, a drunk gets arrested for peeing on a mailbox, and a story about Sleepy, the biggest piece of garbage golf caddy in the whole wide world. EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com
047 - Martha Kelly from Baskets, Oscar Mayer Hot Dog Ice Cream, Man Glues Wendy's Doors Shut, and Meth Vagina 08.08.2019 1:05:25
I have a very honest conversation with the delightful and hilarious Martha Kelly about Baskets, comedy, depression, and addiction. I highly encourage you to gut through the audio problems and listen to some real talk. We also do a few stories after the half hour mark if you're not into that. This is one of my favorite episodes ever, despite it sounding like we recorded in a trash can. It's honest,...
Pmail Bag 012 - Taco Bell Hennessy, Dairy Queen Divide, Internal Injury Fatherhood, and Accidental Old Lady Porno 06.08.2019 37:04
DUI in the Taco Bell drive thru, listener power moves his DQ boss, a crushed sack possibly induces pregnancy, and Big Chris shows an old lady a video of himself getting carnal. Gnarly Zack hangs. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 SHARE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com
046 - Walmart Potato Urine, Blast Test Mom, Mom Washes Weed, and McDonald's Gunfire Vape 01.08.2019 44:35
Gunfire in a McDonald's over cold fries, bro in McDonald's pulls a gun over vape, mom's body get sold for military blast testing, and some pile of garbage hits his mom with Mountain Dew because she ruined his weed. Gnarly Zack rides again. EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69
Pmail Bag 010 - The Indiana Hip Hugger, No Carnal Passions...No Number 2, and Sears Shoplifter Shaming 31.07.2019 48:29
Bachelor party strip club stomach illness in Indiana, a listener can't get any sort of release, and Big Chris shames a shoplifter out of love. Lady Daddy Number 1 Melissa Boyle does me a solid. JOIN THE K-MONEY CLUB: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast SHARE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com
045 - Clown Police Chase, Penis Cut Off With Scissors, and Lemon Cake Face Smash 25.07.2019 25:49
Some clown drives 35 miles standing out of his sunroof, a guy cuts his wife's lover's dick off with scissors, and some psycho blasts her mom in the face with cake and mouthwash. *Apologies for some very slight audio quality issues. Snowman co-hosts LIVE from Steamer's Pub in Saginaw, MI! PATREON EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69
Pmail Bag 009 - Nude Blackout Shower, ER Toilet Face Smash, Tequila Chrissy, and Austin Dive Bar Review 24.07.2019 30:20
21st birthday goes out of control, review of Casino South Side Lounge in Austin, TX, pee blood ER visit equals a busted face, and a night of tequila turns the horniness up to 11. Snowman co-hosts. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast Power Moves supports the LBTGQ community.
044 - $34K Cocaine Toupee, Drug-Filled Burrito, Too Tired For Sex Boyfriend Stabbed, and Uranium Super Snake 18.07.2019 35:24
Guy tries to smuggle a pound of coke under his wig, prison guard tries to smuggle meth in a burrito, guy get pulled over with a gun, whisky, rattlesnake, and uranium in a stolen car. The main man Vince Averill co-hosts the madness. EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com
Pmail Bag 008 - A Turd for Nazis, Blow Gun Fights, Virginia Dive Bar Review, and a WILD Bachelor Party Story 16.07.2019 47:23
The show title should give you enough reason to listen to the greatest listener mail podcast on the planet. Gnarly Zack joins the beautiful chaos. EXCLUSIVE CONTENT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com
043 - Suspect Busted After Loud Fart, Slayer Fan Bud Can, Woman Urinates in Ice Cream, Fireworks Car Assault, and Carjacking with Snake 11.07.2019 40:07
Mike spent 2.5 hours helping a psycho up his driveway, kicked out Slayer fan gets on Bud can, man tries to run down neighbors over fireworks, guy farts so loud the police find him, woman spits and pees in competitor's ice cream, woman carjacks with a snake. Gnarly Zack joins the program! SHOW LOVE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast REA...
Pmail Bag 007 - Seattle Dive Bar, Bloody N64, Canadian Strip Club, and How to Fake a Sick Day 09.07.2019 51:25
Dive Bar of the Week: Seattle, crazy tries to sell a bloody N64, Canadian strip club disaster, and Big Chris checks in to share how he fakes sick days. Brooks Wheelan co-hosts. SUPPORT THE MOVEMENT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com
042 - Sheriff's Office Donut Break-in, Serial Toilet Clogger, Woman Reports Husband Killed Her, and Uber Sex Toy Drunk 03.07.2019 36:51
Guy breaks into a Sheriff's office so he doesn't kill his roommate, man is sentenced for clogging toilets, a woman fakes her own death, and an Uber driver gets busted masturbating wasted with a sex toy. Brooks Wheelan returns! PATREON: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com
Pmail Bag 006 - Casino Robbery, Drunk McDonald's Drive Thru, and South Korean Poop Story 02.07.2019 38:05
Detroit dive bar review, a woman can't hold her number 2 in South Korea, Spyder gets wild at a McDonald's in Lansing, MI, and Big Chris returns with a Vegas casino robbery story! All with OG Daddy Jesse Popp. SEND IN ANYTHING TO THE SHOW: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com JOIN THE PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVES: PATREON.COM/POWERMOVESWITHMIKEBURNS INSTA: @POWERMOVESPODCAST
041 - Alabama Attack Squirrel, Classroom Porno, Rat at Buffalo Wild Wings, and Man Shows What He's Capable of by Shooting Family Cat 27.06.2019 59:34
Fugitive owner of the Alabama attack squirrel a psycho limp dick who shoots the family cat to show what a tough guy he is, a dirtbag who got arrested for tuggin' it in his hotel window, a teacher who shot porn in her classroom, and a rat falls out of the ceiling in Buffalo Wild Wings. With special guest, The Poppman! Jesse Popp. SUPPORT THE CAUSE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns CONTACT: power...
Pmail Bag 005 - Graspop Heavy Metal Fest Disaster, Comb Over Man Destroys Toilet, The Rose of New England, and Hong Kong Bubba Gump Review 25.06.2019 49:14
Casey's Pizza rants, Bubba Gump Shrimp Hong Kong review, a trailer park guy with the world's greatest combover sprays brown all over a grocery store restroom, the disaster that is Norwich, CT, and an incredible nightmare story from Graspop Metal Festival in Belgium. Brooks Wheelan joins on this out of control ride featuring the best listener mail on the planet. REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@g...
040 - Saved By the Bell Police Car Crash, John Cena Confession, McDonald's Sex Dance, Tesla Sleeping, and Dad Bods 20.06.2019 41:53
Dad Bods are sexier than ever, John Cena admits to in-ring boners, America's Trash Dad Bill Cosby, Florida McDonald's sex dance, Tesla driver sleeps for 30 miles, scum has sex with pool floats, and Saved by the Bell fan hits cop car. Big Homie Vince Averill co-hosts! PATREON FOR BONUS EPS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 REACH OUT: powermoveswi...
Pmail Bag 004 - Spike Ball, Motorola Razr Prank, and Big Chris' WWE NXT Power Move 18.06.2019 32:37
Brooks Wheelan joins Mike in the bag where they break down the best listener mail on the planet. -Never buy small pizzas -Playing Spike Ball will not score you babes -Motorola Razr college prank and chugging cheap vodka from the freezer -Fan favorite Big Chris goes to WWE NXT with some Special Olympics champions REACH OUT TO BE FEATURED ON THE PROGRAM: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com SUPPORT T...
039 - Burger King Hearse, Inmates Drunk on Sanitizer ATV Escape, and Utah Cops Masturbating & Sexting 13.06.2019 47:05
Brooks Wheelan rejoins the program for this wild ride of stupid true crime. -DEAD MAN GET BACON CHEESEBURGER AT BURGER KING -INMATES GET DRUNK ON HAND SANITIZER, JOYRIDE ATV -POLICE MASTURBATION POLICIES -SCUMBAG JERKS IT IN LIBRARY EXCLUSIVE EPISODES NOT FIT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA FOR VISUALS: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail...
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