POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

J.D. Ryznar and Dave Lyons from Beyond Yacht Rock co-host this beast! -A party for a dead weasel -Guy chugs beer in grocery store -A Granny gets wet -Women steal cheese wheels in Ontario -The "Matt Danza" voice gets out of control SHARE YOUR STORIES AND ANYTHING ELSE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com SUPPORT THE SHOW, GET EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikebu...

Dave Lyons and J.D. Ryznar of Beyond Yacht Rock join the program! -We check out the new album from Duff McKagan of Guns N' Roses -Texas Woman Pulls Gun at Karaoke -More Walmart Theft! -Kids Feed Jizz 'n Pee Crepes to Teachers -Woman Goes Nuts Over Incorrect McChicken  EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH: power...

Brooks Wheelan is back bay-bay! The listeners came correct with the hot fire Pmail this week: -Leather Daddy Pride -Shawn Michaels Costume Purchase -Face Punch Party Tricks   Send in your stories, questions, and anything else to: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com   Support the Patreon for exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns   Follow the Insta: @powermovespodcast  

Rich O'Toole cohosts! -Free KFC Scam -Mom Cut Son's Disrespectful Throat -Liquor Store Break in K-9 Attack -Man Shoots Self in Testicles While Hiding Drugs in his Butt PATREON EXTRAS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE YOUR STORIES: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast

Gnarly Zack sits in for the first installment of the Pmail Bag! -Demon Schoolchildren  -Tool lights his dick on fire to impress the ladies -Peeing in the Ritz-Carlton lazy river   Send us anything and everything to be included on the program! powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Join the Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Buy Cool Shit: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

Gnarly Zack co-hosts! -Walmart Drunken Joyride -Woman Punches Boyfriend's Scrotum Open -Dad Steals Girl Scout Cookie Money for Erotic Massage -Woman Attacks Boyfriend with Box Cutter on Birthday   PATREON EXTRAS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SEND US YOUR WORDS: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com BUY COOL SHIT: powermoveswithmikeburns.com 

-NATURDAYS REVIEW -"I EAT ASS" UPDATE -COSTCO HENNESSY HEIST -ELDERLY DUDE GOES TEENWOLF -METH HEAD TUGS IT DURING MASS   REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast JOIN US: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns BROOKS TIX: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/brooks-wheelan-tickets-60418110194  

Vince Averill co-hosts with the heat of a thousand suns. -Dave Bautista gets in on the Daddy movement -$21k in Victoria's Secret Panties Stolen -Drunk Crashes Lawn Mower into Cop Car -Man Arrested For I EAT A** Bumper Sticker -Child Porn Sicko Arrested Because of Gravy Spill   Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Insta: @powermovespodcast   Subscribe f...

Store's back open:   -GOT Battle of Winterfell -Jalapeno Popper Casserole Recipe -Kid Rock buys middle finger statue -Meth smoker attacks mattress -Millionaire steals from K Mart -Wife murders husband over porn -Bad threesome turns into arson -Triple Fiber Energy Drink -Fart Bukake in Rome   Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns   Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

-Brooks booked Leonardo DiCaprio, Burns is going Sizzler -Weirdo steals a fire truck then does Michael Jackson dance on top of it towards cops with his ass out.  -Chick sends ex 159K texts for true love -"Weak ass f*cking n****." -MLB Hero Tim Anderson  -Beach creep gets destroyed by MMA fighter -Listener has a court date but is also destroyed -The Baby Dick Bandit Rides Again   EXCLUSIVES: patreo...

-Drunk Game of Thrones -Man beaten with own prosthetic leg -Man beaten for not telling GF she's pretty -Man beheads chickens and kills a motorcycle -Man sues parents for trashing his porno -Woman tries to karate cops at Walmart while son whips out his dick -A listener screws over his friend Pigface -Old man bar brawl Subscribe for a better life. Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Merc...

-Poacher Eaten by Lions -Naked Day Care Drunk -Naked Waffle House Crackhead -Olive Garden Drunk -Listener Does Sex with a Drunk Pilot -Bootylicious Porno   Exclusive dope shit: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns  

-Brooks is back and Big Toilet checks in -Applebee's Strawberry Dollarita -Couple has sex on ferris wheel -Woman gets DUI driving on rim with a full marg  -Nicolas Cage too drunk to understand wedding -Guy chokes cashier for bagging his chips poorly -Drama student stabs classmates during scene -RIP Nipsey Hussle Subscribe and 5 stars if you're nasty. Send your stories to powermoveswithmikeburns@gm...

Matt Braunger co-hosts in the monster mega episode: -Lime scooters -Motley Crue's The Dirt review -Axe Body Mouth Spray -AK 47 theft -Chainsaw in a cafe -Wooden Penis -Arby's manager shoots a guy at work -A listener craps his pants during the ACT Subscribe for a better life. Visit patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns for exclusive extras!    

Crimes of the Week: -DIY Subway -Fajita Scam -Paddy Wagon Jerk Off -Robert Kraft Update Listener Tales: -Kicked Out of Nashville -Burrito Farts on Hotel Pillows   Subscribe for a better life.   Want more? Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Want merch? powermoveswithmikeburns.com Share your story: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com    

-SCHOOL FOR BRIBES -WOMAN DRINKS 6 PACK IN TARGET DRESSING ROOM -MAN LOSES MIND AT TACO BELL AND MAKES HIS OWN MEXICAN PIZZA -HOT TUB SEX AT RESORT ARREST -BRAWL AT RED LOBSTER -DRUNK BUS DRIVER TELLS KIDS TO GO F**K THEMSELVES -DIARRHEA IN A NON WORKING BOAT TOILET -VIOLENCE ENSUES AT GIN BLOSSOMS CONCERT   NEW SHIRTS: powermoveswithmikeburns.com MORE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns  Insta:...

Power Moves Your Illusion II: -Testicle Salsa -Step Dad's energy drink spiked with cow tranquilizers -Antonio Brown's Hulk Hogan Moustache -Pacman Jones goes bonkers at a casino -A Daddy finds trouble living the Karl Welzein lifestyle -Big Toilet actually destroys a toilet and is hurtin' real bad   Join us on Patreon for exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns   Insta @powermovespodcast  ...

Power Moves Your Illusion I: -RIP Luke Perry & King Kong Bundy -Little Caesar's Pretzel Pizza acquired -Brooks drank a few smoothies and is healthy now -Stranded man survives on Taco Bell sauce -Burns lived on Taco Bell sauce and saltines -My Pillow guy says some crazy Trump/God shit -My Pillow guy cardboard cut out confused for deranged person -Crab leg buffet brawl in Alabama   Join us on Patreo...

All this for one low price: -RIP Brody Stevens -McDonald's hash brown cell phone -Drunk idiot calls the cops on himself -Arrested sex in a patrol car -Robert Kraft is too horny -A Daddy has a doo doo accident at work Join us for POWER MOVES: After Dark... www.patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns   And, submit your stories to powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com   Subscribe for a better life.  

Burns is sick and he's blown out on Dayquil. But the show goes on. -That's not Detroit pizza! -Sloppy Tates -Big Toilet has a big appetite -JetBlue drunk ass bound for Vegas -Old man hides crack in his ear -Turd Mobb -Garage porno for all to see -Guy blows up the restroom at Home Depot -KFC buffet update -Taco Bell bathroom explosion Power Move Join us on Patreon for the After Dark show and other...

THE DOUBLE DEUCE: -NFL withdrawals  -Movie popcorn to go -Big Toilet would like to meat your mother -Unwanted pee bologna -Clown mask machetes vs. Grandma -Man bites snake venom into wife -Wet pussy shots -Trash bag o' KFC   Subscribe! And join us for the after show, Patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

Forever 021: -Meth Fueled Death Party -It's Not a Ghost in the Closet, It's Drew -Butt-Naked Glitter Farting Troll -"No No, Do Not Touch My Cock" and the Threesome That Destroyed a Las Vegas Hotel Room -Tines Day Date Advice -The Search for Brooks' Iowa Mugshot Subscribe for a better life!   Join us for the "After Dark" show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

TWENNY TWEN TWEN: B-Dubs is Back Anaconda, the movie, stoned, twice 2 Boyz on a Scooter Broken Ass Phone Man's life ruined by Little Caesar's closing inside Kmart. Waffle House Strip Club Mouse on the Moon Waterbed Pee Situaish Subscribe for a better life.   MORE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

Included: Gnarly Zack on how to "Go Bold" at Del Taco, Drunk Texas dude goes psycho on a plane, Idiot destroys home with axe over action figure dispute, Texas chick tries to trick a guy into boning her "twin sister," Hangover nightmare train, Love found at Chili's, a listener tugs it while going poo on a business trip. RIP Kevin Barnett patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns  

Brido is back, you guys! Join us for: GUNS 'N ROSES SHROOMS, POWER LIFTING, RED LOB ULTIMATE FEAST, PRINGLES WALMART WINE, DOO DOO PARTY, LIQUOR STORE PARKING LOT PEE, AND A MICHIGAN MANIAC GOES TO NOLA. Check out POWER MOVES AFTER DARK: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns