POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

B-Dubs Brooks Wheelan returns. Kid Rock's butt sign. Outback Steakhouse murder threat. Man held against will in BK bathroom. Doo-Doo Butt's road rage. Dry aged steak recipe. Poorly hitting on bartenders. This, is POWER MOVES EP 017. Send an email to SCOTT.BRYAN@BUZZFEED.COM with "podcast" in the subject and tell him why Power Moves rules the school. Join the Patreon Daddies: patreon.com/powermoves...

Lady Daddy Number 1 fills in as we talk: fart stabbing, tacos at gunpoint, Macauley Macauley Culkin Culkin, Big Toilet, Voodoo curses, Chili's, and so much more. RIP Bob Einstein RIP Mean Gene Okerlund www.patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

Comedian and dear brother Jesse Popp fills in for B-Dubs in this holiday spectacular. Prepare for things to get real as we record in a hotel room sippin' cold ones on Christmas day. Strap in, Daddies.   *Bonus reverse crank call at the end from 2002 when I tapped my own landline.

Featuring appearances by: NUNCHUCK LAWS, STOLEN SAXOPHONES, BIG TOILET, FIREBALL CHUGGING, FART MATCHES, BLINDED BY SCOTCH. powermoveswithmikeburns.com patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: PowerMovesPodcast  

Featuring Power Moves from... CHRIS FOERSTER THE MIAMI DOLPHINS COKE HEAD OFFENSIVE LINE COACH NUNS WHO EMBEZZLED 500K FROM THE CHURCH TO GAMBLE IN VEGAS A PSYCHO WHO BEAT SOME GUY HALF TO DEATH BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T DO ORAL SEX ON HER. A GUY WHO BUILT A GIANT MIDDLE FINGER POINTED AT HIS ENEMIES IN TOWN AND WE CHECK IN WITH THE P-MAIL FOR ONE OF THE MOST EPIC LISTENER BATHROOM STORIES WE'VE EVER HA...

EP 012 is piled high with all the toppings and I know you can dig it. We talk about a pilot who steals an F-16 to go and get boned, an idiot who crashes his car trying to drive like Ace Ventura, a listener gives to you the Christmas Booze Advent Sack, the pee style debate continues, we talk about the holiday drinks at Applebee's and Chili's, a Lady Daddy gets personally erotic in a dry cleaners, a...

We check in with Gnarly Zack, dive into the FedEx driver who punched a racist to death, we've got a story about a wedding photographer who gets mad faded and bones a guy, pisses on a tree, then threatens the cops, we learn about The Rise of The Baby Dick Bandit, and so much more. Subscribe to live your best life!

Episode 10! We did it! www. POWERMOVESwithMikeBurns.com  is LIVE and open for business! -Burl Ives tryna steal yo girl -The Gnarly Minute -Bowel Movement Bomb Threat -Who darted? -How to pee -Mama Daddy -Nude Party Hat  

All these bold flavors: -Rotten wine disaster -Unflushed doodie -Red Lobster drunk thief -Teacher knocks out racist student -Draymond Green -Stone Cold on the wagon -Mark Davis deep dive -Outback carnal passions -Power Poops -Big Mama & warm Busch Light

Piled high with all these toppings: -Parking ticket rage -Quarter Pounder lawsuit -Secret 7-Eleven menus -Big Toilet returns -Delta dog shit disaster -Power Movers Cletus & Bruce -Hooter's 'Ween -ESHAM -SUBSCRIBE!

EP 007 is made with all this love in the oven: -11 mile walk to get golf course coleslaw -Ernest Scared Stupid -Zombie teeth hillbilly -Stabbing a spoiler -Daycare fight club -Buffalo Bills dildos. Billdos? -My Pillow Guy ugly crying -Power Deuce 2: Electric Poopaloo  

Featuring appearances by: -Burns' trash b-day weekend -Flexing in the shower -Updates from Buddy Bill Big Toilet -Shooting your grandson -The My Pillow Guy -Crack -BK Nightmare King sandwich -Dumping at Taco Bell -A bathroom wing man -Dick Bender beers INSTA: @powermovespod @pizzanachos69 @brookswheelan    

In EP 5, we talk about illness from Big Bites, Brooks breaks his car in the desert, Fantasy Football problems, Big Toilet wants to murder us, stealing from Walmart, a Hitler Halloween costume, Cool Chinese Ferrari Dad, Sammy Hagar's new Times Square Cabo Wabo, a listener eats out of the trash, and a Power Move from an awesome kid on the spectrum. I Think I Saw A Ghost by Ghostface Killah  https://...

Look at all this value you get in Ep 4: -Dusty Rhodes -Burns' Fantasy Football buddy got in a fist fight at the grocery store -Brooks wants to wrestle Dean Ambrose -Big Toilet threatens Brooks -Gas station where people are microwaving their pee -Natty 77 Pack -A listener lost 100 lbs  -Disaster Cruise Bonzo Goes to Bitburg by The Ramones I Am Trying to Break Your Heart by Wilco Entry Level with Br...

Start here, faithful new listener. -Burns' NFL Redzone addiction -Brooks' D.C. doo doo pants -Getting drunk at the movies -A call from Buddy Bill Big Toilet -Neighborhood coyotes want to kill us -Legal weed at LAX -Guy with bionic dick -A destroyed Dunkin Donuts toilet -Applebee's $1 Zombies -Brain worms Saturdays by Twin Shadow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucZVlXuXY7I Clay Pigeons cover by Jo...