Mike Burns

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Comedy EN ↓ 265 episodes

Mike Burns and lifelong best/worst friend, Karl4Real, share their own intimate life stories as well as discussing power moves in the world of food, sports, entertainment, and pop culture in this weekly, cult driven, foul mouthed podcast. Recorded in beautiful Saginaw, MI.

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Mike Burns

Episodes

073 - First Date Bank Robbery, Jack In The Box Robbery, and Pastor Sues NFL Over Halftime Porn 20.02.2020 49:15

We breakdown the worst first date ever, a J in the B robber gets punked out, and a pastor who thinks the Super Bowl halftime show will send him to hell with horniness. Exclusive Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Follow us on Twitter: @PMWMB

072 - Porn Shot in Gas Station Snack Aisle and Taco Bell Robbed Before Strip Club 13.02.2020 59:38

Enjoy this premium episode for these top tier stupid true crime stories of the week, and stay for the Yelp reviews of the locations. Exclusive Content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @Dadboner Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

071 - Gritty Found Not Guilty, Undercover Sex Worker Paid with Chili's Burger, and Bag Full of Drugs. 06.02.2020 1:00:39

You get all these important news items, but wait! There's more! Daddy Big Chris drops an epic story in your lap in a very special Pmail Bag. Strap in, kids. It's a wild ride. Brought to you by Manscaped.com. Use code POWERMOVES for 20% off and free shipping. Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast & pizzanachos69 If you fear you may be ill and have suicidal thoug...

070 - 9 Time Parking Lot Pooper, Smoking Weed in Court for Weed, and Back Alley Shrimp Fight 30.01.2020 44:16

Mike and Gnarly discuss a mystery doo doo woman, a guy who showed a judge his doob smoke style, and two women involved in a shrimp deal gone wrong. Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Brought to you by Bud Ben at bighamtavern.com Contact Us: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner Instagram: @powermovespodcast

069 - Gritty Assaults Teen, Dad Tackled Son's Wrestling Opponent, BK Phone Attack, and Robber Living in Grocery Store Ceiling 23.01.2020 39:03

Gritty is in hot water, Psycho Dad lights up a HS wrestler, a cheap scumbag assaults a BK worker with his phone, and some guy is living in a grocery store ceiling. EXCLUSIVES: PATREON.COM/POWERMOVESWITHMIKEBURNS Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69

068 - Yoga Teacher Attacks Movie Cell Phone User, 93 Year Old Shoots Apartment Worker, and Taco Bell Burglary Nap 16.01.2020 48:39

Guy breaks into Taco Bell for Christmas dinner and a nap, yoga teacher destroys an idiot who wouldn't stop using his phone at the movies, and an old man shoots an apartment worker over water damage. Exclusive Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @dadboner @pizzanachos69

067 - Applebee's Porno, Doo Doo Bucket Trailer Park Attack, BK Employee Pulls Gun on Customer + 3 bonus stories 09.01.2020 50:13

The boys are back in town for 2020 with this extended ad free episode. Scum beats it at 'Bee's, BK employee pulls a gun, Mickey D's sauce rage, Black Sabbath Christmas Maniac, lotto ticket masterminds, and a landlord gets doused with doo doo. Bonus Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69, @dadboner

066 - Sloping Toilet, Arby's Card Grindr Sex, Tekashi 6ix9ine Sentenced, and Subway Celebration Deadly Weapon Assault 19.12.2019 39:32

Your toilet time at work is compromised, a horny guy from church trades Arby's for sex, That Tekashi weirdo is going to prison, and a Subway job celebraish turns into a burn your boyfriend party. Gnarly Zack returns in one piece. Holiday greetings to Bud Ben and Kevin Jackson!

065 - Taco Bell Machete Attack, Drunk Packers Fan How I Met Your Mother DUI, and TGI Fridays Stabbing Threat 12.12.2019 46:41

Papa John is getting a divorce, Long Island woman threatens stabbing over TGI Fridays endless apps, Taco Bell worker attacks customer with machete, Walmart cocaine Christmas sweater, and drunk Packers fans beat the sh*t out of each other over a sitcom. Brido rides for Gnar who is in Buffalo getting loose. Brought to you by BOLD_FLAVORS on Instagram Visit MANSCAPED.COM to get your junk right

064 - Drunk Kid Rock Pulled Off Stage, Drunk Employee Robs Own Steak n Shake, and Unfriended Facebook Murder 05.12.2019 40:41

Kid Rock got hammered and lost it at his restaurant, a drunk Steak n Shake employee robbed his store on Thanksgiving, and some piece of trash shot a family member on Thanksgiving over Facebook. Brought to you by TasteDesserts.com Holiday Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

063 - Papa John Ate 40 Pizzas in 30 Days, Stolen Burrito Felony, and Miami Man vs. AK-47 27.11.2019 41:42

Happy 'Ving! Papa John's getting weird, BK Zesty Sauce shortage, McDonald's worker lawsuit, burrito jacked, Florida man faces down an AK and wins. Holiday Gifts: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Manscaped.com use Code: POWERMOVES Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

062 - Cocaine in the Wind, White Castle Judge Shooting, Disabled Diaper Trick, and Vegan BK Lawsuit 21.11.2019 52:50

Vegan suing BK for tainted Impossible burgers, cocaine flew in man's window, 3 trashed judges brawl at White Castle, perv tricks people into changing his dirty diaper. Advertising: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Exclusive K-Money Club: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: @powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69

061 - Battle Axe Destroys Home Intruder, McDonald's Marijuana Tea, and Student Arrested for Bathroom Secrets Video 14.11.2019 50:54

Michigan guy gets smoked by a battle axe, Nantucket Mickey D's gets you high, creepy high school student tapes a guy having alone time, and an update on the Chili's bank robber. @GnarlyZack keeps company. Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner Insta: @powermovespodcast Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

060 - Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Stabbing, Walmart Electric Shopping Cart Drunk, and Chili's Bank Robber 07.11.2019 40:04

Don't cut in line at Popeye's, responsible citizen avoids DWI with Walmart's help, Chili's bank robber fashion, and a toilet vandal is on the loose in Virginia. Gnarly Zack is back in your arms. ALL THE TOPPINGS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

059 - Natty Ice Theft, Armed Robber Locked In Cell Phone Store, and 50 Cent Long Islands 31.10.2019 43:04

Business as usual in the Halloween spectacular: A man really needs some Natty Ice, the world's dumbest armed robber gets locked up, and it's last call for 50 cent Long Islands. Exclusives and Bonus Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

058 - Florida Man Has Sex with Toy Olaf at Target, McDonald's Prison Trade for Beej, and Trick or Treater Sex Offender Warning Signs 24.10.2019 42:13

Olaf from Frozen is violated, sex offenders file lawsuit over signs that warn trick or treaters not to visit their homes, and a corrections officer trades McDonald's to a prisoner for a beej. GET MORE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

057 - Taco Bell Throat Slasher, Meth Sandwich, and Memphis Police Hot Dog Assault 17.10.2019 42:46

A woman cut a guy deep at The Bell, brother makes his sister a meth sandwich, and a Memphis Police Officer is really protective of hot dogs. Gnarly Zack is back bay-bay! Pmail Bag, After Dark, and other exclusive content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @Dadboner

056 - Urine Squirt Gun Attack, Trump Bumper Sticker Gun Threat, and Woman Calls Cops to Have Meth Tested 10.10.2019 44:14

Guy attacks neighbor with pee pee, guy really hates Elizabeth Warren bumper stickers, idiot wants cops to test her dope, Speakeasy Restaurant in Minnesota Yelp reviews. MORE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69

055 - Meth Bean Dip, Waffle House Robbed for GED, Auburn Hills Porno Billboard, and Tennessee Cops Baptize Drug Suspect 03.10.2019 52:30

The delish meth bean dip at Thriftway, armed robbery for a GED, porno plays on I-75 outside Detroit, weirdo cops sued for baptizing a woman. PATREON LOYALTY PROGRAM: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

054 - Woman Bites Camel Testicles, Antonio Brown Farts in Doctor's Face, Rambo, and Teen Attacks Grandparents Over Tomatoes 26.09.2019 34:25

The episode title explains all you need to know. Brooks Wheelan joins the ride on the world's greatest stupid true crime news podcast. Halloween Costumes: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Exclusive Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Twitter: @pizzanachos69 Insta: @powermovespodcast

Pmail Bag 019 - Holy Halloween From Hell, Further Pee Zipper Debate, and Monkey Bar in Seattle 25.09.2019 43:19

That Halloween story is a doozy, Clark. Gnarly Melissa holds it down. Send in your stories to powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Support for exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Twitter: @pizzanachos69 Insta: powermovespodcast

053 - Amish 12 Pack, Very Clean White Girl, and Cop Car DUI Sex 19.09.2019 40:18

Our 1-year anniversary! Amish dudes with the boomin' system, woman thinks she's too white to be arrested, and a couple slaps hams in a cop car. Gnarly Zack supports the movement. JOIN US: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69, @gnarlyzack

Pmail Bag 018 - Hot Dog Heist, Strip Club Manners, and Sacramento Dive Bar Review 17.09.2019 31:49

A listener scores free dags, a lesson in strip club etiquette, and a dive bar in Sacramento to put on your bucket list. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 @gnarlyzack @dadboner INSTA: @powermovespodcast

052 - Guns Drawn Over Cold McDonald's, Dirtbag Arrested for Wet Willy, and Courtroom Urine Attack 12.09.2019 41:41

Guns at the drive thru over cold Mickey D's, some piece of trash got arrested for a wet willy, a lady cut off her husband's penis, and a lawyer gets pee thrown in his mouth. Gnarly Zack hangs and bangs. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner @gnarlyzack

Pmail Bag 017 - Harry Potter Books Banned in Catholic School, Big Chris' Micropenis Prank Wars, and Pleasanton, CA Dive Bar Review 10.09.2019 33:17

Pastime Pool in Pleasanton, CA, some idiot who believes in magic bans Harry Potter books for safety, and Big Chris spins an epic prank war tale. Gnarly Zack lights it up. JOIN THE CREW: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @dadboner @pizzanachos69