Mike Burns

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Comedy EN ↓ 265 episodes

Mike Burns and lifelong best/worst friend, Karl4Real, share their own intimate life stories as well as discussing power moves in the world of food, sports, entertainment, and pop culture in this weekly, cult driven, foul mouthed podcast. Recorded in beautiful Saginaw, MI.

Author

Mike Burns

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 24, 2025

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Episodes

098 - MLB Unwritten Rules, Idiot Shoots Own Balls, and Boat Wife Urine Assault 20.08.2020

The best of this week's headlines: 2 men are charged with the murder of Jam Master Jay, Fernando Tatis is playing baseball the right way, a formerly homeless man moves into a soccer stadium, an idiot shoots himself in the man veggies, some party boat babe takes a leak on her husband, and a listener follows up the Marty Jannetty story with a with a raw personal tale. Join us: patreon.com/powermoves...

097 - Chili's Hostess Mob Attack, Marty Jannetty Murder, and Brooks Wheelan vs. Logan Paul 13.08.2020

Brooks Wheelan is trying to fight Logan Paul, a McDonald's customer tries to make his own burger, a Chili's hostess is attacked by a mob, and wrestler Marty Jannetty probably killed a guy. Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner Grooves: Banditos by The Refreshments, All The Small Things by blink-182    

096 - Nudity vs. Police, Pizza Boy Pleasures, and Samurai Sword Attack 07.08.2020

Nudie druggos fight the cops, a pizza fella gets gets busy on his junk at Circle K, there's been another samurai sword attack, plus Power Tube, and Power Grooves. Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns PGrooves: Before I Go by John Hiatt and Battle-axe by Deftones Follow the show on Insta: powermovespodcast

095 - Juggalo Chris Hansen, Dad Crotch Grab, and Tom Brady Grave Hater 30.07.2020

The CA government says Buffalo Wings aren't a meal, a Buffalo fan takes her hate for Tom Brady to the grave, a Dad gets his junk grabbed over weed, and Insane Clown Posse teams up with Chris Hansen. K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Champagne Room CASA Ducks Power Grooves: It's in the Way That You Use It by Eric Clapton and Trash by New York Dolls  

094 - Jesus Mushrooms, Target Restroom Gun, and Rent A Hitman 23.07.2020

A guy gets busted at Walmart printing porn for the homies, cop leaves gun in Target family restroom, Houston drive-thru strip club, Taco Bell cuts items, and Michigan woman busted hiring rentahitman.com . Patreon Extras Power Grooves: Ride Like the Wind by Christopher Cross, Ride Like the Wind by Saxon, and I Love LA by Randy Newman. Not Like Us

093 - Pizza vs. Machete, Cop on Cop Violence, and Porta Potty Destruction 16.07.2020

Correspondent Caleb Hotchkiss joins for a special report, a robbery is thwarted with a pizza, a police officer kills his co-worker at home, and a listener shares an evening of being Macho Man Randy Savage. The K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Champagne Room Say Hi: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com   Insta: powermovespodcast Power Grooves: Thru and Thru by The Rolling Stones, Hello Girlfriend by GMA's...

092 - Drunk Canoeing, Racist Bar Petition, and Daddy Splits Face Open 09.07.2020

Canoe DUI, a petition to shut down a bar in Illinois due to racism, and a dear listener severely injures himself while enjoying the program. Apologies for Gnarly's audio. Zoom sucked today. The K-Money Club featuring Peanut's Champagne Room Bar Petition Power Grooves: Love You Down by INOJ and Pirate Love by Johnny Thunders

091 - Chef Boyardee, Naked Gardening, and Pizza Toppings Gunfire 02.07.2020

We dive into the life of Chef Boyardee, a nude gardener gets creeped on, and shots are fired over skimpy pizza toppings. K-Money Club & Peanut's Champagne Room Power Grooves: Thug Luv by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony and Awful by Hole.

090 - eBay Executive Porno Orgy Pig Mask Harassment and Cruisin' Chubbys Outbreak 25.06.2020

Yup. That's the name of this episode. "eBay Executive Porno Orgy Pig Mask Harassment and Cruisin' Chubbys Outbreak."  K-Money Club & Peanut's Champagne Room Justice for Breonna Taylor : Suggestion Box: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com PG: Freedom! '90 by George Michael and No Bone Movies by Ozzy Osbourne Insta: powermovespodcast    

089 - Miller Park Lawn Vandal, Cop Accuses McDonald's of McChicken Bite, and White Claw Assault 18.06.2020

A guy just wanted to write his name on the field in Milwaukee, a jailer accuses McDonald's of biting his sandwich, and a knife wielding psycho goes berserk in the worst motel ever. patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com @pizzanachos69 @dadboner powermovespodcast on Instagram

088 - Porn Star Toad Poison Death, Idiot Blows Himself Up Making a Bomb, and Scumbag Urinates in Almond Milk 11.06.2020

Hot Cheerleader terrorist blows himself up making a bomb, a real scum pee'd in beverages and grocery store, and we do a deep dive on Nacho Vidal, the porn star who allegedly was involved in a toad poison death. Dr. Squatch Soap Father's Day Sale use code POWERMOVES More: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns  Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com BLACK LIVES MATTER

087 - Hot Pockets Bank Break In and Shut the "F" Up Kids 28.05.2020

Turns out it's really easy to break into a Wells Fargo if you're hungry and some kids get told to shut the f*ck up. Supported by Dr. Squatch Soap Co. Click here for a special Power Moves package deal: https://glnk.io/933p/mike Nate Craig's "Preferred Customer": https://youtu.be/fgDWxfKQOiQ   Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns  Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Twitter: @dadbo...

086 - Soccer Sex Dolls, Taco Bell Doo Doo Drive Thru, and Elderly S&M Gone Wrong 21.05.2020

Seoul FC sex doll fans, an awful person does something awful in a Taco Bell drive thru, and a 65 year old man gets killed by his 81 year old male relative during sex. Wow. Brought to you by Dr. Squatch Soap Co. Follow this link to get 25-30% off a bundle or use code POWERMOVES for 10% off anything: DR. SQUATCH POWER MOVES PROMO *Recorded May 20, 2020. 5:15pm PT* Join the K-Money Club: patreon.com/...

085 - McDonald's Vandal Steals Walmart Panties, Red Lobster Mother's Day Brawl, and Publix Deli Gun 14.05.2020

Dennis Rodman shares Kim Jong Un's hotties, Bill Murray fights Guy Fieri nacho style, some jag throws a rock through a Mickey D's window on way to Walm, jerk person fights workers at Red Lobster, and Big Toilet's favorite sub shop is a war zone. shop.sidekick.boston via therockeryrocks.com  *Recorded on May 13, 2020. 5:42pm PST Support the ride: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns.com Hit me: powe...

084 - Drunk Runs Himself Over, Alligator Murders Woman, and 911 Call for Crotch on Fire 07.05.2020

It's not the right time for health, guy gets a DUI after running himself over, strip club drive thru, Gator diva says no pictures, Tik Tok pee pants, and a woman's private parts are ablaze. *Recorded May 6, 2020. 5:00pm PST* Join Us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Monday Night Beers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH1_VnsC0DU&t=3804s Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Insta: @powermo...

083 - Big Ed, Cleveland Bar Busted for 'Rona, and Beer Sales are Blowing Up 30.04.2020

INSIDE: UFO Videos, Becoming Your True Self, Fake Heart Attacks, 90 Day Fiance, John Stossel Sucks, "My Old Lady" Car Crash House Wreck, Busch Light, Skeet's VSP Bar in Cleveland is taken down on 4/20. *Recorded on April 29, 2020. 5:42 PST.* Reach Out: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Tees by Gnarly: DM Insta @GnarlyZack Monday Night Beers: https://...

082 - NYC Mayor Gets Dick Pics, 2 Car Crashes 1 House, and The Junk Drawer 23.04.2020

Whoops. Smashed the SD card so this audio is a backup, still good though. Gronk goes to the Buccs. Burns is getting fluffy. Mayor of NYC wants snitches, gets dick pics. A piece of garbage crashes two cars into the same house. *Recorded April 22, 2020. 5:30 PST.* The K$ Club: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Reach out: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

081 - Last Meals, Drinking From Home, and Threesome Gone Wrong 16.04.2020

Burns and Gnarly answer some listener questions, discuss their last meals, everyone is work drinking from home, and a threesome turns violent over erection issues. *Recorded on April 15, 2020* Patreon Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: @powermovespodcast Twitter: @dadboner

080 - Top 3 Extravaganza Part 1 09.04.2020

Gnarly and Burns pick their "TOP 3" on over 50 subjects in this extended episode. Please excuse our quarantine audio. Other than a few glitches, this turned out pretty decent. We'll be at full strength again next week.  *Recorded April 8, 2020, 5pm PST* Power Moves Universe Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: @powermovespodcast Connect with Mike: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.co...

079 - Dog Pulled Over in High Speed Chase and Pee Napkin Domestic Dispute 02.04.2020

Still recognizing the weekend, pitbull was the wheelman, a pee napkin ruins a couple. Gnarly and Burns hold it down successfully. *Recorded April 1, 2020, 5:34pm PST Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Reach out: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Join us on Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @pmwmb

078 - Boober Eats, T-Shirt Toilet Paper, and NYC Rim Jobs Give You 'Rona 26.03.2020

*Recorded 3/25/2020 5:41pm PST 4 boobs and a burger in Portland, people are wiping with t-shirts, and butt eating takes a nose dive in New York. Apologies for the audio. After a few minutes you get used to it. We should have a better remote set up next week. But this is still a kickass episode. Join us on Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner Insta: @powerm...

077 - Quarantine Recipes, NFL Free Agency, Binge Suggestions, and Wild Erotic Dancer DUI 19.03.2020

Gnarly Zack joins via satellite. Food ideas for the end of the world, Tom Brady goes to Florida, TV suggestions, an a strip club employee from Illinois goes buckwild during a DUI stop. We hope you enjoy this special episode during these hard times, Daddy. Exclusives Treasures: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

076 - Alex Jones DWI, Ram's Horn Knife Attack, and Wisconsin Cop's Penus Destroyed 12.03.2020

*Recorded March 11, 5:30pm PST. Alex Jones loves booze, don't barf when drunks are eating their slop, and a cop gets his dong tugged during an arrest. JOE DEROSA VINYL: CapsuleRecords. LimitedRun.com MORE EPS & KARL WELZEIN EXTRAS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns  TWITTER: @PMWMB @pizzanachos69 @dadboner INSTA: pizzanachos69 / powermovespodcast

075 - Florida Hospital Toe Sucker, Taco Bell Mom Huffing Crash, and Double 7-Eleven Robbery 05.03.2020

This week's special episode with Big Homie Vince Averill and Garden City Michigan's finest is not to be missed. RIP FFNWJ BEHIND THE CURTAIN: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

074 - MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG GOES TO PRISON, SAMURAI SWORD MICHIGAN ATTACK, AND HOT POCKETS HEIR LOCKED UP 27.02.2020

Guy in a mega sweet Def Leppard tee gets busted for stealing a Walm scooter, shots fired at Flint Taco Bell, McGruff the Crime Dog gets locked up, Katana blade stabbing over weed in MI, and the Hot Pockets heir goes to prison. Brought to you by: shop.sidekick.boston EXCLUSIVE CONTENT: PATREON.COM/POWERMOVESWITHMIKEBURNS TWITTER: @dadboner @pizzanachos69 @PMWMB

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