POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

A Florida mom tries to kill someone at a crowded public park with her car, a domestic dispute over a Big Mac, some idiot faked his own kidnapping to get out of work, and a sex worker brutally destroys a john who won't pay. Bonus Content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns *Recorded 3.31.2021. 8pm ET.*

And...we're back. Border cops seize 227 pounds of illegal bologna, a Florida mom beats down a kid at school with a boxing glove, a mechanic gets his last check as 91,500 pennies soaked in grease, some dork from an HBO show ruined his career by grabbing chicks at a goth club, and we have an update from Power Moves legend, Father Travis, of S&M church porno fame. The K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Cham...

Burns reads Gnarly chapters 2 & 3 from Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style  for the first time. Hilarity ensues and joy is found. Bonus episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns *Recorded 2.24.2021, 5:47pm PT*  

Bruce Springsteen DUI, complete maniac runs into a cop car doing everything wrong possible, Wendy's Cinnabon attack, grave defiled with dead animals, sword nerdass robbery, and Dinosaur Mask Jesus. Patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com #FREEBRUCESPRINGSTEEN *Recorded 2.10.2021, 5:33 pm PT*  

Today on the the program, 3 people are dead in a snow shoveling murder-suicide, 6 people are arrested for changing the Hollywood sign to "Hollyboob", there's been ANOTHER machete attack in Michigan, and a Florida lawyer is in trouble for shooting porno inside a prison. Pregame Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast *Recorded 2.3.2021 5:30pm PT*

Mike Lindell is banned from Twitter, sad Robert Kraft porno news, a guy steals an ambulance to get Jack in the Box, and we have another sword attack in Michigan. Power Moves Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast  mondaynightbeers  powermovesgolf pizzanachos69 gnarlyzack Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com  

A man in fear of 'Rona living at a Chicago airport, Joe Exotic is toast, a gas station is robbed of Mentos, A Boogie Wit da Hoodie has bad toilet issues, and the coppers bust Myrtle Beach live porno shows. Bonus weekly episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast mondaynightbeerspod powermovesgolf pizzanachos69 gnarlyzack  *Recorded 01.20.2021 5:47pm PT*

A Wendy's rocker is busted for rocking too hard, a teacher gets drugged with phat ass pills, a husband gets dommed and walked like a dirty dog, a doper shoots up bath salts on his first day of work, and a murder clown conviction is highly questionable.  Weekly Bonus Episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Instagram: powermovespodcast

A man receives justice for his destroyed porn stash, we cover some machete news, a strip club gets shot up over a mask dispute, a psycho makes death threats over a Facebook friend request, and squirrels are violently attacking New York City residents. Take the edge off.  Patreon Extras *Recorded 01.06.2021 5:30pm PT*    

Burns reads Gnarly the final chapter of Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style, detailing Karl Welzein's epic Christmas tale from 2011. Put on a cozy sweater and snuggle up by the fire with a beverage of your choice. Rated PG-13. Patreon Bonus Content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Happy Holidays! Bless you Daddies!

People in Wisconsin eat raw hamburger sandwiches, a man robs Mickey D's for food with a chainsaw, a drunk Florida psycho drives around with an AR-15 out the window, an ex-cop wails on a repairman for false voter fraud, and a guy tries to get a ride home on an airplane wing. Instagram: powermovespodcast Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Support the show and get a massive amount of extra bl...

Meth biker shoots himself and gets hit by a car, a Florida drunk goes full Rick James bitch, a criminal named Bud Light Mike is in further legal troubles, and we do 2 wild listener stories from the Pmail bag THAT YOU WON'T WANT YOUR CHILDREN IN THE ROOM FOR. The Power Moves Secret Patreon Stash. Cheap! Insta: powermovespodcast

A man is murdered for sticking his fingers in the Thanksgiving leftovers, the Sex Pistols lead singer gets his peener bit up by squirrel fleas, an Amish guy has carnal relations with a horse, 41 people get Covid at a swinger's convention, and a homophobic law maker gets busted at a gay orgy. All the Bonus Content on Patreon Instagram: @powermovespodcast Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com  

Today on program, a guy breaks into a bank to heat up Hot Pockets, 2 horny people get busy on the side of the highway, and we do a fat chunk of Thanksgiving nightmare true crime tales to get you ready for the holiday. Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Insta: powermovespodcast Power Grooves: Be Thankful for What You've Got by William DeVaughn an...

Chicago White Sox manager Tony La Russa gets a hilarious DUI, a guy gets busted for sticking his peener in a blowjob machine at a sex store, a woman digs into her own goodies at Popeye's Chicken, and as promised, we get into the Pmail Bag segment that was too hot for Entry Level. The secret stash: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.c...

Some turkey had to get taken down for attacking old ladies, monkeys are being forced into slave labor by the coconut industry, and two fake doctors castrate a man on his request. Pregame with us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Instagram: powermovespodcast *Pmail Bag segment cut because of time! Next week! Stay tuned! **Recorded 10.28.2020 - 5:45pm PT

Wow, this week is a doozy. I think the title pretty much covers it. Gnarly is back in the house, and the boys really get after it.  Intro is about 15 minutes long, just a heads up. Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @dadboner Bless you Daddies. *recorded 10.21.2020 5:20PM PT*

Brooks "B-Dubs" Wheelan and Burns reconvene for the first time since Covid, safely distant in the front yard of the Doommates house. You'll dig it. No format on this one. Gripped and ripped. Join us for more: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast

In this extended episode: A man puts his poop in a box at the grocery store, a horny guy tried to acquire the services of a horse sex worker, and we pay tribute to Eddie Van Halen. Recorded safely al fresco. Join us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Get a Party Belt! Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @Dadboner @pizzanachos69 *Recorded 10.7.2020 5pm PT* RIP Eddie Van Halen

A pastor smokes meth with his congregation before an exorcism, cops find 340k used rubbers to be resold, and we share one of the grossest Yelp reviews ever. Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns PartyBelts.com for a custom wrestling belt. Use code DADDIES. Insta: powermovespodcast Power Grooves: O.D.'d in Denver by Hank Williams Jr., and It's So Easy by Guns N' Roses *Recorded 9.30...

A 5th grader is asked to remove his Hooter's mask at school, a Detroit guy jumps a bridge like The Dukes of Hazzard, and an Oregon genius shoots himself in the dick at the grocery store.  Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Instagram: powermovespodcast Twitter: @Dadboner Brought to you by partybelts.com *Recorded 9.23.2020, 5:42pm PT*

Red Lobster Dew Garita press release by Karl Welzein, a dentist goes to prison for pulling teeth on a hoverboard, and karma comes for a man at McDonald's. Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Instagram: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner Power Grooves: Open Your Eyes by Bobby Caldwell, and We're Dust/The Violator by Iron Age

Gnarly is back in the house as we safely record distanced and al fresco. A woman thinks she cooked a guy's dick, Taco Bell Mexican Pizza is 86'd, and boneless chicken wing guy update. Let's go. Patreon K-Money Club Insta: powermovespodcast Power Grooves: Don't Wanna Fall in Love by Jane Child. I Want You by Concrete Blonde. *Recorded 9.9.2020 at 6:45 PT*

A man wants boneless buffalo wings cancelled, a grossout goes through the Taco Bell drive thru butt naked, and a Florida woman tries to trade oral sex to a cop for a JUUL e-cigarette. patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Riley Gale Tribute Shirts: Doyersfoo on Insta Insta: powermovespodcast Power Grooves: Roll Me Away by Bob Seger, and Power Trip.

Nate Craig @hypeman fills in for Gnarly. NBA player strike, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's son charged with stabbing neighbor over trash can fight, a gassy Dad gets wailed on, and mom & son arrested for boning in Massachusetts. Join us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Power Grooves: FUBU by Royce Da 5'9", and Power Trip.  *Recorded 8.26.2020, 6:00 pm PT*