Pour Choices Show

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 JESUS’ CHROMOSOMES, MECHANIC BODYCAMS, & FELONIOUS ROOFTOPPING 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow go from getting older and losing hair to zombie apocalypse strategy, Harry Potter trivia, movie synonym games, and a Shakespeare fact that makes Hogwarts sound way less family-friendly.  We kick things off with David realizing his fresh haircut pile looked like...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 AMERICA’S 250TH, WORLD CUP CUPS & THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America’s 250th birthday the only way we know how – with fast food collectibles, airport fees, American flag movie trivia, historic events explained poorly, and arguments that would disappoint every founding father equally.  We kick things off with the most i...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 FAKE POUR CHOICES FANS, WORLD CUP TRIVIA & HUMPTY DUMPTY EDM REMIXES 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we find out people have been DM’ing our podcast pages thinking we’re completely different “Pour Choices,” which is both insulting and somehow still better marketing than anything we planned. We kick things off with David explaining that strangers are sending event p...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 THE PUTTER SCAM CONCLUSION, LUDICROUS RHYMES, & THINGS WE CAN’T STAND! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we conclude our investigation into an online putter scam, debate whether Shrek or Ice Age is the superior animated movie, and discover that society has quietly accepted an alarming number of rules that feel like they were written during a gas leak.  We kick things...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 MISSING CATS, OBNOXIOUS DUBBING & THE MOST UNNECESSARY GUEST LIST IN PODCAST HISTORY 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from a missing neighborhood cat and a suburban alligator sighting to foreign-language television, abandoned golf courses, bizarre time-capsule realizations, and the continued collapse of Chris’s missing putter investigation.  We kick things off...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 NFL WARS, ADAM SANDLER MOVIES, & PRICE MATCHING A LARCENY CHARGE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we tackle some of life’s most important questions... like why cheating is called cheating, whether judges are allowed to practice law, and if you can legally argue a lower price after being arrested for grand theft. We kick things off with a debate that immediately gets...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 NINJA TURTLES, BARKING DUCKS & CHRIS GETTING SCAMMED… AGAIN! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate Episode 120 the only way we know how… by debating biblical ages, barking ducks, pancake identity crises, and how many seagulls would need to appear in your bedroom before you assumed someone was targeting you psychologically. We kick things off by asking Joe wh...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 IMMORTAL SHARKS, THC GRANDPAS & SCIENCE FACTS THAT SOUND COMPLETELY FAKE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into the terrifying realization that nature is basically one giant horror movie written by a scientist with too much free time. We start simple enough: Why aren’t jetpacks everywhere yet? Did the chicken or the egg come first? Do morticians rem...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow turn a children’s cartoon into a full-blown conspiracy theory, debate the ethics of sacrificing strangers to save yourself, and discover that “Inside Out” might secretly be psychological warfare. We kick things off with one of the weirdest questions ever asked...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about cargo vs shipment like two unemployed philosophers… to discovering that zombie fungi exist and can literally control ants like a horror movie written by nature itself. We kick things off with everyday questions that somehow spiral into existential...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we answer questions that absolutely didn’t need answers… and somehow still make them worse. We kick things off with one of the internet’s dumbest debates: what does WiFi actually stand for? (spoiler: nothing… and people are furious about it). From there, Chris gets offered...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from financial decisions that make zero sense to prison hypotheticals, AI-generated “children’s” music, and one of the dumbest TikTok challenges you should absolutely not try at home. We kick things off with Chris refinancing his truck… immediately… and somehow getti...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨STICKS OF BUTTER, KITKAT HEISTS, & THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN HISTORY!🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we try to figure out if April 15th is secretly the most important day to ever exist… and somehow end up talking about stolen candy, pocket watches, gas prices, and why “bi-weekly” is a word that should’ve been stopped at the border. We kick things off with a breakdow...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 INVISIBLE EYELIDS, HARRY BOT-TER & THE DUMBEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL TAKE SERIOUSLY 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate our guest Joe’s birthday the only way we know how… by immediately asking questions that no sane person has ever needed answered. We kick things off with classic chaos: Would you rather have grass for hair or butterfly wings for ears? If you we...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 FLAG FOOTBALL, BED BUGS & WHAT CAME FIRST, THE ORANGE OR THE ORANGE? 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with a fake ad for a fitness app designed for guys who grunt when they stand up… and somehow end up with flag football controversy, evolutionary debates, and one of the worst travel stories you’ll ever hear. We kick things off revisiting an old take where C...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT, DAD JOKES & A DANGEROUS “WHAT WOULD YOU DO?” SCENARIO 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive into the power of iconic quotes, and immediately ruin it with dad jokes and life decisions that absolutely should not be crowdsourced. We kick things off with a Dad Joke of the Day that sets the tone (low), followed by a completely unexplained PSA ab...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 GUESSING CELEBRITIES BY THEIR REAL NAMES, PERIODIC TABLE TRIVIA & THE GREATEST SIDEKICKS OF ALL TIME 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with one of the greatest guitar riffs ever written and somehow end up debating the most influential person in human history. Chris kicks things off talking about the legendary riff from “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria, b...

How’s Our Driving? NUTTY PUTTY CAVE, HARRY POTTER SCREEN TIME & THE WEIRDEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL HEAR ALL WEEK! This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about whether gauze is secretly plural to telling one of the most disturbing real stories you’ve probably never heard… the tragedy of Nutty Putty Cave, where a man became trapped upside down in a 10” x 18” passage for 27 hours. Natu...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 SECRET MALL APARTMENTS, OLYMPIC DRAMA & A $10M MALL SURVIVAL CHALLENGE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow go from prairie dogs and boa constrictors to Winter Olympic politics, protein marketing conspiracies, and the psychological warfare that is modern grocery store layouts. Chris kicks things off after seeing a guy with pet prairie dogs, which somehow remi...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 HARRY POTTER PLOT HOLES, LIGHTNING MCQUEEN INSURANCE & PETS DOING STUPID THINGS 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start by debating whether “pronunciate” is a real word, spiral into Chris’s full-blown Crazy Plant Guy arc, and somehow end up rewriting fictional law, infrastructure, and wizarding logic with absolute confidence. Chris gives a terrarium update that fe...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 DAVID’S WIFE FINALLY JOINS THE SHOW… AND IT GETS WEIRD FAST. 🚨 For the first time in 106 episodes, David’s wife makes her official debut on ThePourChoicesShow, and within minutes we’re asking the kind of questions that make you wonder how they’ve stayed married, employed, or allowed in public. This episode is packed with ridiculous hypotheticals, nostalgic childhood games, a...

How’s Our Driving? UNHINGED HYPOTHETICALS, RACISTS TESTS, AND THE STINKY CHEESE MAN! Unfortunately for you, we’re back with another episode of The Pour Choices Show where two grown men sit down with microphones and immediately prove why society shouldn’t let adults have free time. Things went off the rails before the first mic was even hot and within minutes we’re derailed by a wildly unnecessary...

How’s Our Driving? 🎉 TWO YEARS IN. STILL MAKING POUR CHOICES. 🎉 We hit our 2-year anniversary and celebrated the only way we know how: bad hypotheticals, worse opinions, and announcements that definitely should not be buried 45 minutes into a comedy podcast. Two years of bad decisions, questionable logic, and absolute chaos have led us here. So, naturally, we’re diving straight into the deep end...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 SOLICITORS, TERRARIUM REGRETS, AND LOSING FIGHTS TO CHILDREN 🚨 Another normal episode of The Pour Choices Show, unfortunately. This episode starts with a home invasion by a gutter salesman who ignored a “baby sleeping” sign and tried to sell gutters to a man who does not own gutters. From there, it snowballs into winter storm panic, accidental admissions of aging, and the un...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 IRREGULAR BOWELS, SOUTHERN INSULTS, & A LITTLE FITZMAGIC 🚨   This episode goes places sewage was never meant to go. In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a friend of ours, an industrial wastewater investigator, which sounds fake until he explains it and somehow sounds even more fake. We break down what his job actually is, how industries quietly destr...