Pour Choices Show

How’s Our Driving? 🎃 HALLOWEEN GOATS, HARRY POTTER GUESS WHO & MOVIE QUOTES GONE WRONG! 🎃 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe celebrate Halloween by debating the greatest horror movies, Halloween candy, urban legends, and scary childhood TV shows of all time. They also test their country music knowledge, play Harry Potter Guess Who, and discover how adding one extremely inappro...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 HARRY POTTER TRIVIA, SWORDS VS DAGGERS & $10,000 TO RUIN SOMEONE'S YEAR! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate what officially makes a sword a sword, choose their ultimate teleportation destinations, test their Harry Potter movie knowledge, and figure out how to make someone's life mildly miserable for an entire year with a $10,000 budget....

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 5 MILLION VIEWS, AI TRUMP RALLIES & A POLAR BEAR-SIZED PENGUIN! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate how much money it would take to permanently go bald, determine whether they'd rather fight a polar bear-sized penguin or a penguin-sized polar bear, and discover that apparently getting 5 million Instagram views and making over $800 on TikTok is...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 DAD JEOPARDY, $100 KIDS’ JACKETS & SCIENCE WITHOUT ETHICS! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe are joined by James for an episode packed with parenting debates, dad trivia, terrible hypotheticals, bizarre science questions, and the important discovery that hippos apparently do not float. We kick things off with Joe’s stepdaughter dropping in to share a hi...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 AI, RANCH PACKETS, HARRY POTTER ROAST PANELS & BURNING SOYBEAN FIELDS! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate whether tall boys are one of the greatest stores of value in modern history, ask what happens if Polyjuice Potion meets pregnancy, and build Harry Potter teams for Family Feud, comedy roasts, and football. So, naturally, civilization has peake...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 WIZARD HAIRSTYLES, THE 9/11 BUTTERFLY EFFECT & HOW MUCH AMERICANS ACTUALLY SPEND! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe question why malls still haven’t discovered shopping carts, blind-rank wizard hairstyles, listen to an AI-generated song built from David’s answers, and somehow trace a bizarre pop-culture chain from 9/11 to the creation of YouTube. We sta...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 EXHAUSTIVE JOB HUNTS, YO-YO NOSTALGIA & THE MOST USELESS ANIMAL IN THE WORLD! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate whether starfish contribute anything useful to society, turn four suspiciously profound questions into the inspiration needed to write a song, and discover that apparently you can be rejected for a job while physically sitting at the de...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 POUTINE, FISH FACTS & THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN IN 2001! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris tries poutine for the first time, David questions whether an open garage counts as being inside or outside, and the guys stumble into a legal debate about why professional pornography and prostitution are treated differently. So, a normal start. That conversation immediat...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 HARRY POTTER MUGGLE DRAMA, KEVIN BACON & BRAIN-BREAKING PARADOXES! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Chris question bartender tipping, investigate whether koozies actually accomplish anything, attempt an alphabetically restricted Harry Potter conversation, and eventually wander into logical paradoxes that make reality feel considerably less trustworthy. We...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 NFL TRIVIA, BLIND RANKINGS & THE MOST CHAOTIC FOOTBALL HYPOTHETICALS! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David, Chris, and Joe put their NFL knowledge to the test with football trivia, forgotten players, blind rankings, impossible hypotheticals, and enough questionable coaching strategy to get all three of them fired before halftime. We start with a brutal question fo...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 CIGARETTE-SCENTED DOORDASH, FUNERAL BOUQUET TOSSES & ESCAPING JURY DUTY! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we calculate the resale value of food that smells like cigarettes, redesign funeral traditions, and reveal the worst possible advice for getting dismissed from jury duty. We start with one of those questions that sounds simple until two grown men spend several m...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 BRAILLE GAS PUMPS, HARRY POTTER DAD JOKES & THE NATIONAL ANTHEM DISASTER! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we debate whether responsible adults clean while they cook,, and somehow turn a basic question about Braille into a conversation about blind people selecting gasoline. Education was attempted. Results may vary. Chris starts by explaining Panera’s Hometown Heroe...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 BABY GOAT TRANSFORMATIONS, THE KEVIN BACON THEORY & REAL-LIFE DAMAGE POINTS ! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we calculate the ideal time to involuntarily transform into a baby goat, determine how long an unpaid favor remains legally collectible, and apply video game damage points to the everyday injuries that make adulthood unnecessarily hostile. We kick things of...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 500 POUNDS OF DOG POOP, THE ULTIMATE MASCOT DRAFT & A FRAUDULENT HERITAGE! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we investigate why tires still don’t last forever, calculate how much poop one dog may have eaten in a year, and determine which fictional villain would be least likely to murder us during a million-dollar chase. We start with the joys of getting older, includ...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 GARBAGE DISPOSALS, BROWN-HEADED COWBIRDS, &REVISED COMPANY SLOGANS! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we ask whether you can find something if you were never looking for it, debate when helping someone turns into unpaid labor, and somehow end up talking about bathroom crimes, airport chaos, camping disasters, and a bird that basically runs an evolutionary protection...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 FLYING BOATS, JOEDAISM & THE GREATEST DUOS OF ALL TIME! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David is joined by Joe for a nostalgia-heavy episode full of lifelong friendship, childhood memories, fake religions, NFL criminals, and the kind of questions only two guys who have known each other for almost 30 years would even think to ask.  We kick things off with David show...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 JESUS’ CHROMOSOMES, MECHANIC BODYCAMS, & FELONIOUS ROOFTOPPING 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow go from getting older and losing hair to zombie apocalypse strategy, Harry Potter trivia, movie synonym games, and a Shakespeare fact that makes Hogwarts sound way less family-friendly.  We kick things off with David realizing his fresh haircut pile looked like...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 AMERICA’S 250TH, WORLD CUP CUPS & THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America’s 250th birthday the only way we know how – with fast food collectibles, airport fees, American flag movie trivia, historic events explained poorly, and arguments that would disappoint every founding father equally.  We kick things off with the most i...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 FAKE POUR CHOICES FANS, WORLD CUP TRIVIA & HUMPTY DUMPTY EDM REMIXES 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we find out people have been DM’ing our podcast pages thinking we’re completely different “Pour Choices,” which is both insulting and somehow still better marketing than anything we planned. We kick things off with David explaining that strangers are sending event p...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 THE PUTTER SCAM CONCLUSION, LUDICROUS RHYMES, & THINGS WE CAN’T STAND! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we conclude our investigation into an online putter scam, debate whether Shrek or Ice Age is the superior animated movie, and discover that society has quietly accepted an alarming number of rules that feel like they were written during a gas leak.  We kick things...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 MISSING CATS, OBNOXIOUS DUBBING & THE MOST UNNECESSARY GUEST LIST IN PODCAST HISTORY 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from a missing neighborhood cat and a suburban alligator sighting to foreign-language television, abandoned golf courses, bizarre time-capsule realizations, and the continued collapse of Chris’s missing putter investigation.  We kick things off...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 NFL WARS, ADAM SANDLER MOVIES, & PRICE MATCHING A LARCENY CHARGE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we tackle some of life’s most important questions... like why cheating is called cheating, whether judges are allowed to practice law, and if you can legally argue a lower price after being arrested for grand theft. We kick things off with a debate that immediately gets...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 NINJA TURTLES, BARKING DUCKS & CHRIS GETTING SCAMMED… AGAIN! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate Episode 120 the only way we know how… by debating biblical ages, barking ducks, pancake identity crises, and how many seagulls would need to appear in your bedroom before you assumed someone was targeting you psychologically. We kick things off by asking Joe wh...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 IMMORTAL SHARKS, THC GRANDPAS & SCIENCE FACTS THAT SOUND COMPLETELY FAKE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into the terrifying realization that nature is basically one giant horror movie written by a scientist with too much free time. We start simple enough: Why aren’t jetpacks everywhere yet? Did the chicken or the egg come first? Do morticians rem...

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow turn a children’s cartoon into a full-blown conspiracy theory, debate the ethics of sacrificing strangers to save yourself, and discover that “Inside Out” might secretly be psychological warfare. We kick things off with one of the weirdest questions ever asked...