Pour Choices Show

How’s Our Driving? 🚨 Dark Humor. Adulting and The Sandwich Draft. 🚨 You’ve been warned. In this episode of The Pour Choices Show , the conversation spirals beautifully from everyday adult frustrations to existential dread, fast food empires, and one of the most unnecessary but passionate sandwich drafts we’ve ever done. We talk about gaming apartment leases, fighting mysterious charges from medi...

How’s Our Driving? 🎉 EPISODE 100. WE SURVIVED. SOMEHOW. 🎉  The Poor Choices Show hits triple digits and immediately proves we should not be trusted with milestones. This episode has everything: Questionable health advice, powder-based breakfast decisions, religious conversions that won’t hold up in court, and the kind of nostalgia that sneaks up on you while you’re “just cleaning.” We reflect on...

How’s Our Driving? Pop-Tart Logic, Grinch Trauma, & Blind Millionaire Problems It’s the last Pour Choices of the year, so naturally we opened the champagne bottle of chaos and let it foam all over the floor. The boys are debating the deep stuff, like whether a Pop-Tart is technically a ravioli (it is), and Chris drops a totally casual bomb about anthrax stockpiles and government seed bunkers—b...

How’s Our Driving? KFC Christmas, Home Alone Conspiracies, & Seriously.., WTF is Kwanzaa?   This episode is basically what happens when you lock two grown men in a room with Christmas spirit, internet access, and absolutely no adult supervision. We spiral from Japan apparently treating KFC like holy communion on Christmas, to Chick‑fil‑A setting the global standard for customer service, to Chr...

How’s Our Driving? Bezos Island, Nudist Colonies, & Panic at Panera If you've ever asked yourself, “What do Confucius, naked people, masturbating hobos, and Jeff Bezos ghost challenges have in common?” …welcome to the only podcast dumb enough to answer that question. In this episode of Pour Choices Show , the boys dig into some real philosophical brain benders—like whether Bingo was the f...

How’s Our Driving? Blood, Bischoff & the $35K Cosplay This week’s episode is basically a wrestling fan fever dream, because Glacier himself crashes the show — yes, the man with the $500,000 entrance, the $35,000 armor, and the coldest gimmick WCW ever attempted without getting sued by Mortal Kombat. The ice melts immediately when he tells us about a little kid’s priceless reaction to meeting G...

How’s Our Driving? Beethoven’s Mom, Bill Belichick’s Game Ball, & Air Jesus’  Oh, you thought this episode was going to be classy? Adorable. Instead, the guys open with a theological deep dive into whether Jesus should replace Jordan on sneakers — because nothing says “WWJD” like dunking on Satan in a pair of crucifixion 11s. From there, it spirals into the usual chaos: heated debates over whi...

How’s Our Driving? Cranberry Lies, Toe Woes, & Couch Bros Thanksgiving may be about gratitude, family, and carbs... but this episode? This episode is about broken toes, cranberry lies, and the kind of courtroom dialogue that somehow aired on cable without triggering an FCC raid. David and Chris come in hot, starting with a Harry Potter stand-up clip that immediately gets Avada Roasted into obl...

How’s Our Driving? Pumice Stones, Purple Poop, and Power Rangers PTSD Nothing says "holiday spirit" like putting your tree up in early November and scouring your toilet bowl like it personally wronged you. Chris is already in full Christmas mode (despite still having broken toes), while David discovers the magical power of pumice stones—and unfortunately, the side effects of ube pancakes...

How’s Our Driving? Gay-bors, Glitter Bombs, and Goliath Regret  This week’s episode is like if a Hallmark Christmas special did ayahuasca in a Walmart parking lot. David’s out here befriending his new gay-bors while trick-or-treating like a wholesome sitcom dad, and Chris realizes—live on air—that he bought a set of glitter-covered ornaments and basically nuked his entire living room in fairy dust...

How’s Our Driving? CJ Khaled, Prosthetic Stats & Reverse Exorcisms Welcome to another episode of Pour Choices , where the IQ drops faster than Chris’s Amazon delivery success rate. We kick things off with a very adult discussion about drunken pants-peeing (spoiler: it’s happened), then dive headfirst into the theology of Chris’s fake conversion to Islam — shoutout to our boy CJ Khaled . Meanwh...

How’s Our Driving? Honestly, Does Anyone Like Candy Corn? In this spooky-season fever dream of an episode, the boys tackle all the hard-hitting Halloween topics — like which traumatic childhood moment still keeps them up at night, which celebrity is shockingly Jewish, and what they'd do if locked in a windowless time prison with a $10 million payout on the line (spoiler: lose track of time ar...

How’s Our Driving? Million Dollar Challenges, Ant Wars, and Apocalyptic Activities What do twin babies born during Daylight Saving Time, a $1 million survival challenge, and your dog’s inner monologue all have in common? Absolutely nothing—just like the rest of this episode. This week, the boys dive headfirst into society’s dumbest debates and come out dumber for it. We kick off with time-travelin...

How’s Our Driving? Prehistoric Conspiracies, Fiber Fails & Jerry’s Finger This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start strong with a theory that would make your high school science teacher quit mid-semester — what if the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was actually a UFO... and we’re the aliens? Yeah, buckle up, Neil deGrasse Ty-slow. From there, we spiral into chaos like usual: Fiber On...

How’s Our Driving? Voldemort, Cataracts, and Condiment Controversies You know it’s going to be a Pour Choices kind of episode when Chris kicks things off by rage-venting about his Toyota dealership trauma like it’s a hostage negotiation. From there, things only get dumber: we ask the hard-hitting questions like can orphans eat at family restaurants, whether weather forecasts are legally binding if...

How’s Our Driving? Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth Away This episode is like watching two drunk uncles argue in a Buffalo Wild Wings, except instead of wings you get 11 hours of Chris waiting for a car dealership to remember he exists. From there we spiral into life’s biggest mysteries: why we wash towels that only ever touch our allegedly clean bodies, why “boxing rings” are basically just ang...

How’s Our Driving? R.I.P. Charlie Kirk This episode is basically a fever dream wrapped in a podcast. We start with the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk before diving into immortality that sounds more like a punishment, limb-swapping for potato tubes, and sitcom catchphrases that’ll guarantee nobody ever invites you to Thanksgiving again. Strap in. There’s no moral lesson. Just vibes, carnage, and wh...

How’s Our Driving? And On The 4th Day… What do you get when you mix peanut allergies, blind-ranking assassinations, and a spontaneous TED Talk on relativity? An episode of Pour Choices that goes from biblical confusion to dad-core drafts in under 60 minutes. This one has it all: unsolicited parenting overlap, bald man identity crises, and a terrifying new idea—what if every time you ate, something...

How’s Our Driving? You Haven’t Forgotten Yet, Have You?  This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re asking the important questions—like what if cows ran the government? What if birds had Wi-Fi? And what if you recorded a 9/11 episode from the cockpit of a plane? We kick things off with: 🧠 Avril Lavigne isn’t real – and we’ve got just enough fake evidence to believe it 📦 Amazon should sell lottery...

How’s Our Driving? Missing Bananas, Fantasy Football Names, & Vigilante Justice This week on The Pour Choices Show, we unlock a new marketing strategy so diabolical, it could only come from two guys who once debated the ethics of pushing a corpse down a slide:  Hijack Airbnb’s and log them into our YouTube. That’s not a joke. That’s a call to action. From there, we spiral gloriously into the d...

How’s Our Driving? Dead Weight, Sack Talk, & Definitely NOT “Bottomless” Margaritas This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris is beefing with another neighbor over a misdelivered package, David ponders whether a sack is a vessel for goods or just a body bag with branding, and somehow we end up debating whether to respectfully carry a dead man—or just send him down the slide one last time for t...

How’s Our Driving? More Bags Than Michael Kors & Other HR Violations Chris and David are back with another episode that would definitely get them fired from any respectable workplace. These two walking liability cases tackle everything from foot-breathing to inanimate object marriages with the professionalism of drunk teenagers. Buckle up for conversations your HR department would use as train...

How’s Our Driving? Boat Days, Beer Math & Finger Fountains This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re pouring drinks, pouring nostalgia, and pouring way too much thought into whether our skin is gaslighting us about prunes. We kick things off with: 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – liquid courage before questionable opinions 🏈 Chris officially declares himself an Ohio State fan solely because his...

How’s Our Driving? Prune Juice, Potatoes & Parenting Trust Falls This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris comes in hot after being called out for phoning it in the past few weeks—and by “hot,” we mean he delivers the world’s most awkward motivational speaker intro. From there? Pure chaos. We kick it off with: 🥔 The definitive debate: mashed, baked, fries, tots… what is the supreme version of...

How’s Our Driving? Koalas Get Chlamydia, Chris Gets Tattoos This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into camping disasters, psychopath quizzes, and—of course—the national epidemic of sexually transmitted koalas. Buckle up. It’s one of those episodes. We kick things off with: 🎤 A Coldplay Kiss-Cam recap: accidental romance, awkward energy, and questionable camera angles 🏓 Where the...