Poster Boys

We're back! After a brief several-month hiatus in which Stacey has lived a thousand lives and done a thousand things and undergone a thousand traumas and in which Harry went to the dentist, we are diving back into things with The Lost City of Z ! Is it good? Maybe. Sort of. They spend a lot of time in the jungle, and briefly in the trenches, and once again Robert Pattinson in incredibly dirty. Plu...

If you watch the psychological drama Childhood of a Leader , you will apparently "witness the birth of a terrifying ego". Unfortunately for us (yet again!!) you will not get to witness Robert Pattinson on screen because his character spends most of his time in Germany when the film is set in France, which you can tell due to the sheer amount of un-subtitled French that the characters speak. Thankf...

On this week's bonus episode, the topics of discussion deemed too salacious to be included on main episodes include: Stacey discovering niche arthouse actor Paul Giamatti, Harry wondering where all the bilbies have gone, and we discover James Dean's tip for a longer (or shorter) life. Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys , and leave us a comment and rating! Keen to see our beautiful faces? You...

According to the book of Exodus, Moses led the Israelites through the desert for 40 long and difficult years, and we have experienced something similar after watching a two hour film that seems to mostly be about Nicole Kidman riding a camel through the desert for about 2 hours. Robert Pattinson is barely in the film, and when he does show up he is for some reason talking like a 1920s radio announ...

On today's bonus episode attempt to name every member of the wolf pack that we spent so much time with over the course of five films. How hard could it be? Surely they all have names that are recognisable as names? Right? Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys , and leave us a comment and rating! Keen to see our beautiful faces? You can watch every episode on YouTube @posterboyspod ! Get in touc...

Life is a film about famously attractive and charismatic Hollywood icon James Dean, and also some guy called Dennis Stock. Unfortunately for us all, James Dean is played by Dane DeHaan who, it turns out, looks nothing like James Dean, and our dear Robert is left playing Dennis, whoever that is. It says a lot about the film that the most lively part of the whole thing was Stacey when she saw a spid...

On this week's bonus episode, listen on such antics and delights as Harry being antsy around teens and the mischief they may be causing and Stacey finding out about the Twilight/50 Shades of Grey connection. Plus, a then-ignorant Stacey hypothesises about what Renesmee could mean (it was a simpler time...) Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys , and leave us a comment and rating! Keen to see ou...

The Rover is a lot like Lady Gaga's ARTPOP, in that it could mean anything. Some of our guesses: it's about the Mars Rover; it's about a dog; it's about both the Mars Rover and a dog. But it turns out that The Rover is actually about Guy Pearce and Robert Pattinson both refusing to enunciate their lines while shooting their way through post-apocalyptic Australia on what IMDB very charitably refers...

It's finally happened: we're living in a post- Twilight world! Hopefully, we're also starting to live in a post-mediocre films starting Robert Pattinson world. Unfortunately, we are watching another film directed by David Cronenberg, which does not bode well, and Robert Pattinson is once again in a car, but this time it's not even a limo, it's just a regular car. And his character isn't even rich!...

Well, it's finally happened. Not only have we reached the conclusion of the Twilight Saga (and what a saga it's been!) but we have also reached the exact halfway point of Robert Pattinson's filmography. Or we will have, once we get through this film, which seems to mostly consist of a creepy little girl touching people's faces. There's also a fight scene that lasts for maybe 40 minutes and you wil...

Robert Pattinson stars in a "horror/thriller/fantasy/mystery" from acclaimed body horror auteur David Cronenberg! You'd be right to think that this is a riveting, no-holds-barred, wall-to-wall splatterfest! Except you'd actually be wrong to think that. Harry thought that, and he ended up issuing an apology. Luckily for us, we have an eerily accurate (maybe? we wouldn't know) impression of David Cr...

It's finally here: the very first Poster Boys video episode! Harry is wearing a nice shirt, Stacey has moved all of her household mess out of frame, and we're feeling very loose. It's the perfect environment to watch a French Robert Pattinson get very rich very quickly and make out with many beautiful women, including Uma Thurman, Christina Ricci, and more! Unfortunately what follows is less about...

Every child dreams of running away and joining the circus, of finding like-minded freaks and outcasts and joining with them in a complex polyamorous relationship model. And dreams can come true! All you need is for your parents to die in a horrible car crash and you too can join the circus family. In this case the family is a vet that can speak Polish, an alcoholic carny who can speak Polish, an e...

Gird your loins, deck your halls, and jingle your bells: it's the Poster Boys Christmas Spectacular! After a few weeks of well-deserved (and honestly accidental) break, Harry and Stacey are back in action to reflect on the year that was, reflect on the year that is to come, spread Christmas cheer, and speculate wildly on the Grinch's ovarian situation. Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys , an...

It's the proudest day of any parent's life: their only daughter, aged 18, marries a weird pale man, aged 100+, whose entire family may or may not be dating each other, and whisks her away to a private island, only to return two weeks later, no longer a virgin, somehow eight months pregnant, and looking hollowed like a Halloween pumpkin. Wow, love really does win ❤️ Plus, Harry mistrusts teens and...

We have one more bonus cut for time episode until we return to our regularly scheduled Robert Pattison-based programming! Key points of discussion include: how tall is Robert Pattinson? What awards did Twilight win? Does Stacey have to shop in the dolls section? And so much more... Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys , and leave us a comment and rating! Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@g...

So far, our experience with the Twilight films has... not been great. Maybe Eclipse is where it all changes! You have Bryce Dallas Howard leading an army of twinks, all made out of porcelain, the reveal that Jasper was in fact a Confederate soldier, and Robert Pattinson looking more and more fed up with these films by the day. Our hopes may not be high, but they are not yet dead. Plus, we try to w...

This week, in honour of Harry being on a job and not having time to record and edit an episode, we present to you a special bonus episode containing everything that was Too Good and/or Too Off Topic to be included in Episodes 1-5. We have pre-episode recording tidbits! We have David Attenborough impressions! We have large quantities of uncooked chicken lying on the street! Listen to find out more....

Tragedy brings people together. By extension, national tragedy should bring a whole bunch of people together, right? In Remember Me , Robert Pattinson both stars in and executive produces a decent romantic drama right up until the point where it becomes potentially the most poor-taste film this side of John Waters. But damn, if he doesn't look good doing it. Plus, Stacey gets emotional despite her...

The only thing worse than watching a terrible film is being forced to watch a terrible film because you are recording a podcast about Robert Pattinson and Robert Pattinson happens to be in a terrible film. The only thing worse than that would be if Robert Pattinson was only in the film for about 30 seconds and never seen in full lighting. The only thing worse than that would be if the terrible fil...

After the tragedy of miscasting that was Little Ashes, Harry and Stacey decide to pitch their own dream biopics for Robert Pattinson to star in, in case his team is listening. And if Zendaya's team, Janet Jackson's team, or Channing Tatum's team are also listening, we have potential roles for them as well. Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys , and leave us a comment and rating! Get in touch w...

Welcome to Conversation Corner. Come in, take a seat (on the bed, we don't have chairs here), and get comfortable (unless you want back support because, again, this is actually just a bed). This is a place where everything can be discussed, and anything could happen. Maybe you have a conversation with your vampire boyfriend. Maybe you have a conversation with your werewolf boyfriend. Maybe you acc...

What pleasures await Harry and Stacey this week, as they continue their journey into the rich world of the Twilight Saga (and it is a saga, never forget that!)? If the online synopsis is to be believed, this entire two hour film is just Bella Swan having a birthday party, which sounds really nice! Surely, this 18 year old who is dating a vampire literally 100 years older than her won't enter a ful...

Salvador Dalí was a lot of things: he was an artist, a writer, an eccentric, a philanderer. He was also apparently (possibly) involved in a love triangle with Federico García Lorca (does it count as a love triangle if there are two men in love and one of them just has a beard?). Why, that sounds like it could be the makings of a fascinating film! Emphasis on "could"... Plus, Harry and Stacey conti...

The Twilight Original Soundtrack is an indelible cultural artefact second in importance only to the film itself. In this bonus episode, we conduct a thorough (and academically rigorous!) analysis of this landmark album. We compare the relative loads shouldered by Hayley Williams and Matt Bellamy, think fondly on our memories of Linkin Park, and talk about all the Truffaut films we have seen (which...