Poster Boys

Great cinema references great cinema. Great art draws on great art. As we embark on the final half of the cinema classic Twilight a realisation dawns on us... the lines between worlds are very thin... and there is little difference between the sensual vampire that is Edward Cullen, the black void of personality that is Bella Swan, and the groovin' and dancin' duo that is Ryan and Chad, most notabl...

It's here. The day has finally come... Stacey, the last person on Stephanie Meyer's green earth to have never seen Robert Pattinson's star turn as Edward Cullen in the 2008 motion picture Twilight, has now begun the journey that every young woman must. And let me tell you, she is... whelmed. Plus, Stacey fixates on a Golden Onion, Harry tries out a new character voice (he has the range!), and we y...

In this special bonus episode, Harry and Stacey look back on the journey so far and workshop some ideas on how to rebrand the podcast if things go south. Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys , and leave us a comment and rating! Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com   Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

We come into How To Be expecting so many different things. It's Robert Pattinson first true leading role! What will we learn how to be? How to be a better person? How to be a worse person? It's unclear! Plus, Stacey decides what her own gravestone will say, and Harry feels his soul drain out of his body over the course of two hours. Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys , and leave us a comment...

Motherhood is a wonderful thing, but it can be so thankless sometimes, so it's understandable that hardworking Karen, the "pillar of her family" (of three people) wants to take a well-deserved holiday to Paris. But first she has to get a passport, tell her family she's going, find out that her mum has dementia, find out that she's adopted, find out that her teen daughter is pregnant, drink too muc...

The 1940s were a simpler time (particularly if you ignored the war that was going on). It was a time when a man could be a man, when you could chain-smoke in hospitals, and when wounded RAF pilots were allowed (nay, encouraged!) to send wildly horny letters to their aunts. All in all, Robert Pattinson's first leading role is definitely one that he is incredibly proud of and fondly thinks about all...

Voldemort has waited 13 years for this moment, and he's not going to waste it. His skin? Glowing. Cedric Diggory? Murdered. His acrylics? Applied (hands AND feet!) Now all that's left is for him to take his revenge on Harry Potter and he'll be ready to film his Drag Race audition tape. Plus, Harry does some hungover micro-influencing, Stacey is scared to death by her own fiancé, and Dumbledore sho...

In his second credited film role, Robert Pattinson dons a wizard's robe, ditches the mullet and finally begins his transformation into a bona fide poster boy! Sure, Cedric Diggory gets about as many lines as Giselher did, but at least there are fewer people telling him to shut up in every scene. Plus, Stacey gets to learn all about the wizarding world, Harry gets to learn about how messed-up owl l...

Between fighting every eligible bachelor in Iceland, planning the world's grimmest joint wedding, and bragging about her magic belt, Queen Brunhild still has time to set up a hair salon in a castle of approximately three people, all of whom hate her. Who says women can't have it all? (She also does nails!) Plus, Robert Pattinson's character gets a name and one single line of dialogue. Don't forget...

An incredible debut for both the podcast and Robert Pattinson's film career: Robert Pattinson has terrible hair and gets trashed-talked by his own pet bird, and Stacey finds out that Robert Pattinson isn't American (but she can spell the word "nibelung", so that's something!) Plus, an innocent dragon gets murdered by the world's most smooth-chested man. Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys , a...

Harry and Stacey are white millennials with arts degrees, so they are as surprised as anyone that it's taken them this long to start a podcast. Starting Wednesday March 27th, join them as they watch every single film that Robert Pattinson has ever appeared in, regardless of quality, availability, or if his character has any lines. Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys , and leave us a comment a...