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It never ends. We finish off the first round of the Official Monkey Tournament and this time we enlist the help of our own ever-present spectator but never a guest, Chloe Napadek! We also take a big chimp swing into the topics of Coca Cola enemas, the Paul Blart writers room, if everyone was monkeys, Big Foot throuples, weed themed Pokemon, David Schwimmer, Gloria's muck spread, Grape Ape hentai,...

Things are heating up in the third portion of the Official Monkey Tournament, as we enlist the help of Noah's sister Piper to help us narrow down the primate bracket. We also talk about cheese strings, monkey pox, mansplaining NFTs, symbol monkeys, Captain Jack Sparrow human, Arthur finale, Ingrid Giraffe, Space Chimp royalty, Mr Beast Burger money, and normal kangaroos. Oh my god I can not wait.

It's the second day of our Official Monkey Tournament, and this time we brought our good friend Nahom Bogale from The Most Wanted Podcast to help decide who wins, who dies, and who will be the definitive best monkey character of all time. We also discuss posable Yoshi toys, werehog semantics, King Louie swagger. deleted impressions, Ape Escape Academy, Sugriva uncased, Harambe shirts, Funky Kong A...

Oooh oooh ah ah it's the first round of our Official Definitive Monkey Tournament and we've brought along Matt Ryder from FTI Studios to help us decide which one of these stink subhumans makes it to the next round. This of course is not without discussions on Mother's Day meals, Medieval Times combat, ,live action Boots, Beast Wars-pilled, Zarude Sandstorm, and Kevin Ebenezer Leven. It's the most...

As we prepare for the coming arrival of the new Official Monkey Tournament, the boys brainstorm the new draft of apes and other simians who will join the roster of the upcoming tourney, as well as the criteria for monkey judgement. Alongside this, the boys discuss 4-LOM and Zuckuss, our star signs, Miyamoto tweets, Pokemon fanfiction, Salacious Crumb, COD zombies lore videos, killing a sea bird, r...

Good morning you nasty little freak, it is once again time for the world's most upsetting game show, FEUD 34! this time the boys take a deep dive into the 3rd and our personal favourite Pokemon generation, Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald, to see which funny fake animal is considered the hottest by internet sinners. All this amidst discussions on snail videos, family guy funny moments, Nintendo DS butt...

What's up tokers and jokers, it's time for the annual scraped together and horrendously late 4/20 themed episode. This time these four fuckin guys talk about jelquing journals, Big Spam Call, Buzzfeed quizzes, Crunch Wrap Supreme buttholes, Taco Bell beach cleanup, Breaking Bad status quo, apple and pear trucks, Arizona prices, Costco horses, Rocky Balboa Bum Fights, Night at the Museum murders, o...

They said we couldn't do it, but here it is, another episode of Post Unavailable this time with more thievery and aviation than ever before. This week the boys discuss store bathroom tier lists, stealing, Masterchief's halo, Sonic 2 post credits, Morbius spoilers, Ice Age 6 pitches, defending Kramer, official bird election, fake bird names, witch slurs, Hot Wheels Battle Force 5, Q Force, worst ve...

What's up earners and players, the PU crew has all the advice and wisdom you'll need this fiscal year. We're talking celebrity gym leaders, Pokemon fan games, Souls multiplayer, The Morbius Sweep, post credit plus, The SPUM, Jared Leto method acting, Ezra Miller rampage, Will Smith disease, Knuckles tv show, Halo cook book, anime movies, gorilla mascot, the eye doctor, high-vis vests, statue redes...

Oh yea, you know what time it is. The creatures of the night that are Post Unavailable deliver another ghoulish episode, with discussion on Speedy Fortnite, Talking Ben, Butt Buck, scary phone calls, Batman kill count, Spider-Man rules, WMD promos, pro military anime, custom bionicle pussies, Gemini Man, The Oscar's Creature, the Will Smith Play Off, Jesus Lizard hunting, baddy chimps, Big Dolphin...

Now that the mask mandates have been lifted, everyone can see you laughing at our hilarious jokes! Terrify strangers by listening to the PU boys talk about kissing Osmos drivers, Jim Carrey sequels, the Sonic room, Comic Con censorship, Shadman Spartacus, stabbed cosplayers, Arby's animal hospital, McDonald's vigilante, weed sponsorship, Smiling Friends cosplay, the FNAF speech, the fandom menace,...

Our most mature and thought-provoking episode yet. I'm lying but after talking about the Anti-PETA, monkey heists, ape experiments, the Cloth Mother, chimpanzee defence lawyer, Rock Band bananas, Noah steps out so the boys can have a long in depth Elden Ring discussion as well as discuss alleged in-person classes and car batteries for Ukraine. Rounding it off with the Mario Pureness scale, slimy p...

This city reeks of injustice, we can smell it from our nose that is the shadows. And fear also. Discussions on Riddler puns, The Gothamburg Trials, Dinkleberg on TikTok, Canadian drug commercials, Gabe Newell burger, Raccoon city, Warcraft 2 developer Ted Bundy, monkey viagra, reverting to ape mode, mascot lending, forklift rallies, Medieval Times spoilers, Sir Hulk Hogan, chilli-filled Coliseum,...

Wake up! it's time for a sleepy and proud episode from the PU boys! As we try to regain some footing for the next hundred episodes we talk about eating shark eggs, eel spawning, Wordle strategies, Spanish Pokemon, whip police, muddy dragons, Year of the Mole Sister, we take a fictional personality quiz, Sheriff of Russia, who's the most Han Lue, begging Vin Diesel, jokes for minecrafters, and bull...

It's a new era of Post Unavailable and we kick off the next 1 hundo with a bang. We've got Helium Wars, Jason Seagal, Machop massages, Super Happy Garden, environmental storytelling, Ratatouille hypotheticals, Bluesky, stacking frogs on mushrooms, The Skink, ad eye trackers, OSHA monetization, Mickey Mouse gloves, obsolete bionic eyes, Harry Potter AI, poo lore, Craig's best moments, goblin-mode a...

What better way to celebrate our 100th episode than to force everyone to play the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34. This time it's the Reddit Retribution, as our contestants must decipher which fictional is most horned for by the internet's worst residents, Redditors. We also make sure to cover Bruce Willis body doubles, World War Steve, Wordle freaks, Shake It Up Chicago, Hunter times Hu...

Get owned, it's another anime focused episode, but this time with the endlessly charismatic and knowledgeable king that is Nahom Bogale from Most Wanted Podcast! Nahom joins us to talk about bad, stinky live-action anime and manga adaptations, covering topics like the Cowboy Bebop audience, the One Piece cast, the Attack on Titan ending, Dragon Ball Evolution, Netflix pacing, Chris Pratt as Alphon...

HONK HONK! They said it couldn't happen but we are back for a new episode full of stuff to get angry about. Things like Ninja Turtle knockoffs, going back to school, DayZ in real life, the Naruto bank, Pokemon card schemes, acrylic Jar Jar dildo, Twitch language, the ban meta, subscriber-only Zoom classes, bodypillow artists, Rate My Prof review bombing, The Hartlepool Monkey, Scapechimps, Mario M...

This just in! It's an newsworthy and educational episode of your least favourite podcast, chock full of the latest headlines and factoids such as M&M child slaves, Italian icon Tifa, Pennsylvania lab monkeys, crab-eating humans, Usopp's fables, The Dolphin, Gumbly moments, Family Guy dogs, and post-internet comedy writers. You'll never need to learn or know anything ever again!

Welcome travellers, it is time for another PU tale as our brave big boys uncover all sorts of unearthly the mysteries such as real chupacabra footage, cryptid donkey shows, unattended french babies, ski chalet lockdowns, Below Deck, insane network television, Nerf Geneva Conventions, new Civil War maps, Drake's hot sauce hypothesis, public domain Denny's, Harry Potter bars, and Taco Bell cauliflow...

I don't have much time but here is an episode that reveals some of the deepest secrets that have ever been uncovered on this hell show. Not only are we taking a very sloppy deep dive into the stupid freaking Bogdanoff Twins, but we're also looking at lifesaving BBLs, feet donors, funeral manticores, Sir Tom Cruise, the British Dynasty, Princess Diana NFTs, Blockbuster original content, Banned Poli...

We're back for the New Year baby, and we're starting things off with a banger full of all the horrible topics you'd expect. We're talking NFT QR codes, frog coffee, beef tea, Tim Hortons ciabatta, morning Dr. Pepper, Spongebob OP and ED, Nickelodeon voice auditions, Betty White's apes, The Ghost of Crypto Future, Metaverse skybox, Venom wrap, the charcoal drink, PC Herman, train justice, bike safe...

We're leaving off the new year with a look wayyy back to when we thought things might eventually get better. Strap in for some classic PU bits like underwater Matt, Basie's ulcer, murder hornets, walrus vs boar, pug breeding, Travis the chimpanzee, Black Widow lego set, french gamer, Timmy Turner vs Danny Phantom, rogue Ugandan chimps, jizz music, Scooby Doo censorship, Cuck-E Cheese, Brother Bear...

It's the spookiest time of the year, where once again we sort by new on a horrible subreddit and break down amazing posts by real actual people. We're looking at scary two-sentence horror prompts and other spooky topics like no more Family Guy, Spider-Man eating a big fly, The Morbius Rap, Blade easter eggs, Bjork is Shmi, clone barbers, elementary school horror stories, bad speech topics, french...

What is happening glizzy goblins, it's time for a new vile adventure. This time we're looking at Ghislaine Maxwell high school assembly, first lady head game, The Game Awards, Kids React predator hunt, Sonic trailer spoilers, Masterchief the show, the new era of little boys, adding CGI moustaches, Martxn Scorsese, Dream's baggage, the "high" republic, Dune content revival, Matt's Fornite streak, P...