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We're back at our best doing what we do better than anyone - talking about foul and barely topical sh!t. This time we're talking getting scared at Hillside Festival, cranked hog, the Snyderverse, Epic Movie, Nacho Liberal, dream sex room, ball pit maids, The Grate, portapotty urinals, the Girlker, Superman killing, Trump's livestream, grocery store shoot outs, President gauntlet, Abe Lincoln's wif...

Enter a new era of Post Unavailable as we leave Marcin behind to rebrand ourselves as cool and funny guys with epic Top Gun style handles, by doing a quiz that took way longer than anyone thought it would. We also talk about a Lego senate, funniest president names, Feud 34 housecleaning, Tobuscus updates, Five Nights in real life, MrBeast characters, Ukraine super mutants, Quebecois oppression, Ch...

Take a breath of fresh nasty air as we bring back the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34! This time we're taking a look back at the Official Monkey Tournament and desecrating the legacies of every participant by competing to see who has more rule 34 of them online. This doesn't mean we don't talk about Baron Trump's Roblox account, Woke Unavailable, parkour feet, racist monkey, Asian Donkey...

It's finally here and boy does it deliver. In a podcast first, we are joined by Noah's beautiful girlfriend Amanda to finish the Official Monkey Tournament once and for all! We also discuss tech deck tricks, pencil Joker, monkey lips, kissing Pokemon, Goko the gorilla, the anime hugger, Goku gaming, punchy monkey, gorilla restaurants, Vegeta wave check, Mojo Jojo: A Powerpuff Girls Story, monkey f...

We're swinging in with the penultimate instalment of the Definitive Monkey Tournament and things are heating up, so we brought in streamer, TikToker, and all around content king, TheGeekSlays to help take us through this. We also talk about the deep south, backless chairs, fart confession, OnlySins, ape-like appearances, Sega racing rosters, expanding staffs, the Fortnite scrolls, Mario biathlons,...

Stimulate your senses with the next part of our Official Monkey Tournament, this time featuring our dear friend Emma, breaking ties and taking names as we continue to narrow down who the greatest monkey character of all time is. We also get serious about healthy dog spum, being better than an ant, Grandpa dick game, good girl stink, Donkey Kong showers, Chris Griffin's bane, Family Guy raid bosses...

Take a breather bud, you've been doing a good job to keep up this far. Let's sit back and recap this crazy frickin tournament, looking at our best jokes, and going through each round and their winners. We also get to revisit our beloved guest stars and the insight they brought to this illustrious event. We'll pick things up again next week as we begin to finish off this Herculean task. But until t...

Yea baby it's time for another bout of monkey madness and this time we brought in EROETTV, streamer and gamer extraordinaire to act as judge, judy, and executioner for our collection of fictional monkey characters. Along the way we also discuss cold open semantics, domestic terrorist King Kong, Malaysian rules, My Beast Partner, Um Jamma Lamma, Diddy Kong chemical warfare, Madagascar stans, gun ka...

It never ends. We finish off the first round of the Official Monkey Tournament and this time we enlist the help of our own ever-present spectator but never a guest, Chloe Napadek! We also take a big chimp swing into the topics of Coca Cola enemas, the Paul Blart writers room, if everyone was monkeys, Big Foot throuples, weed themed Pokemon, David Schwimmer, Gloria's muck spread, Grape Ape hentai,...

Things are heating up in the third portion of the Official Monkey Tournament, as we enlist the help of Noah's sister Piper to help us narrow down the primate bracket. We also talk about cheese strings, monkey pox, mansplaining NFTs, symbol monkeys, Captain Jack Sparrow human, Arthur finale, Ingrid Giraffe, Space Chimp royalty, Mr Beast Burger money, and normal kangaroos. Oh my god I can not wait.

It's the second day of our Official Monkey Tournament, and this time we brought our good friend Nahom Bogale from The Most Wanted Podcast to help decide who wins, who dies, and who will be the definitive best monkey character of all time. We also discuss posable Yoshi toys, werehog semantics, King Louie swagger. deleted impressions, Ape Escape Academy, Sugriva uncased, Harambe shirts, Funky Kong A...

Oooh oooh ah ah it's the first round of our Official Definitive Monkey Tournament and we've brought along Matt Ryder from FTI Studios to help us decide which one of these stink subhumans makes it to the next round. This of course is not without discussions on Mother's Day meals, Medieval Times combat, ,live action Boots, Beast Wars-pilled, Zarude Sandstorm, and Kevin Ebenezer Leven. It's the most...

As we prepare for the coming arrival of the new Official Monkey Tournament, the boys brainstorm the new draft of apes and other simians who will join the roster of the upcoming tourney, as well as the criteria for monkey judgement. Alongside this, the boys discuss 4-LOM and Zuckuss, our star signs, Miyamoto tweets, Pokemon fanfiction, Salacious Crumb, COD zombies lore videos, killing a sea bird, r...

Good morning you nasty little freak, it is once again time for the world's most upsetting game show, FEUD 34! this time the boys take a deep dive into the 3rd and our personal favourite Pokemon generation, Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald, to see which funny fake animal is considered the hottest by internet sinners. All this amidst discussions on snail videos, family guy funny moments, Nintendo DS butt...

What's up tokers and jokers, it's time for the annual scraped together and horrendously late 4/20 themed episode. This time these four fuckin guys talk about jelquing journals, Big Spam Call, Buzzfeed quizzes, Crunch Wrap Supreme buttholes, Taco Bell beach cleanup, Breaking Bad status quo, apple and pear trucks, Arizona prices, Costco horses, Rocky Balboa Bum Fights, Night at the Museum murders, o...

They said we couldn't do it, but here it is, another episode of Post Unavailable this time with more thievery and aviation than ever before. This week the boys discuss store bathroom tier lists, stealing, Masterchief's halo, Sonic 2 post credits, Morbius spoilers, Ice Age 6 pitches, defending Kramer, official bird election, fake bird names, witch slurs, Hot Wheels Battle Force 5, Q Force, worst ve...

What's up earners and players, the PU crew has all the advice and wisdom you'll need this fiscal year. We're talking celebrity gym leaders, Pokemon fan games, Souls multiplayer, The Morbius Sweep, post credit plus, The SPUM, Jared Leto method acting, Ezra Miller rampage, Will Smith disease, Knuckles tv show, Halo cook book, anime movies, gorilla mascot, the eye doctor, high-vis vests, statue redes...

Oh yea, you know what time it is. The creatures of the night that are Post Unavailable deliver another ghoulish episode, with discussion on Speedy Fortnite, Talking Ben, Butt Buck, scary phone calls, Batman kill count, Spider-Man rules, WMD promos, pro military anime, custom bionicle pussies, Gemini Man, The Oscar's Creature, the Will Smith Play Off, Jesus Lizard hunting, baddy chimps, Big Dolphin...

Now that the mask mandates have been lifted, everyone can see you laughing at our hilarious jokes! Terrify strangers by listening to the PU boys talk about kissing Osmos drivers, Jim Carrey sequels, the Sonic room, Comic Con censorship, Shadman Spartacus, stabbed cosplayers, Arby's animal hospital, McDonald's vigilante, weed sponsorship, Smiling Friends cosplay, the FNAF speech, the fandom menace,...

Our most mature and thought-provoking episode yet. I'm lying but after talking about the Anti-PETA, monkey heists, ape experiments, the Cloth Mother, chimpanzee defence lawyer, Rock Band bananas, Noah steps out so the boys can have a long in depth Elden Ring discussion as well as discuss alleged in-person classes and car batteries for Ukraine. Rounding it off with the Mario Pureness scale, slimy p...

This city reeks of injustice, we can smell it from our nose that is the shadows. And fear also. Discussions on Riddler puns, The Gothamburg Trials, Dinkleberg on TikTok, Canadian drug commercials, Gabe Newell burger, Raccoon city, Warcraft 2 developer Ted Bundy, monkey viagra, reverting to ape mode, mascot lending, forklift rallies, Medieval Times spoilers, Sir Hulk Hogan, chilli-filled Coliseum,...

Wake up! it's time for a sleepy and proud episode from the PU boys! As we try to regain some footing for the next hundred episodes we talk about eating shark eggs, eel spawning, Wordle strategies, Spanish Pokemon, whip police, muddy dragons, Year of the Mole Sister, we take a fictional personality quiz, Sheriff of Russia, who's the most Han Lue, begging Vin Diesel, jokes for minecrafters, and bull...

It's a new era of Post Unavailable and we kick off the next 1 hundo with a bang. We've got Helium Wars, Jason Seagal, Machop massages, Super Happy Garden, environmental storytelling, Ratatouille hypotheticals, Bluesky, stacking frogs on mushrooms, The Skink, ad eye trackers, OSHA monetization, Mickey Mouse gloves, obsolete bionic eyes, Harry Potter AI, poo lore, Craig's best moments, goblin-mode a...

What better way to celebrate our 100th episode than to force everyone to play the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34. This time it's the Reddit Retribution, as our contestants must decipher which fictional is most horned for by the internet's worst residents, Redditors. We also make sure to cover Bruce Willis body doubles, World War Steve, Wordle freaks, Shake It Up Chicago, Hunter times Hu...

Get owned, it's another anime focused episode, but this time with the endlessly charismatic and knowledgeable king that is Nahom Bogale from Most Wanted Podcast! Nahom joins us to talk about bad, stinky live-action anime and manga adaptations, covering topics like the Cowboy Bebop audience, the One Piece cast, the Attack on Titan ending, Dragon Ball Evolution, Netflix pacing, Chris Pratt as Alphon...