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Greeting earthlings, with the end of social media drawing nearer and nearer, we take a look at some lesser know shithole platforms that are pretending to be twitter alternatives. We also talk about eyeball donors, brain cheese, the race to eat the star child, mars cattle, spookiest scariest nightmares, school bats, Hallmark horror movies, thalassophobia, whale vore, Jimmy Kimmel crime confessions,...

Woosh. That's the sound of a wave, not only from the ocean of Nova Scotia but also the wave of votes coming in for this year's Game Awards. Not only do we tall about our trip to visit our co-host out east, we also vote for our favourite video games, none of which we've played. We also get to the liar-liar fruit, freeze-dried bugs, octopus antifa, Old Boy 2012, directors torturing women, no condom...

We're showcasing how good and awesome dudes are at empathy and also home repair with our new emotion/domestic-episode that covers everything you need in life to be a complete person. Of course we also talk about the TikTok car crash of 2022, AI generated celebrity deaths, dollar beer apologies, local bar talk for nobody, The Addict, Kraken rum new flavour, pride seltzers, The All Claw, hard Baja B...

We were hiding our eyes all Halloweekend so that we could finally deliver an episode in a scare-free environment. But that doesn't mean we won't talk about ghoulish things such as an egg-shaped penis, real life murderer costumes, fog drives, big clownfish, nut sack of the dongfish, AI generated dreams, you can say Biden, The Bitcher, polish supremacy, Alan Moore's Seinfeld, LXG, court boners, Sean...

The PU crew is back to cancel your fun as well as your friends and ourselves. Not only do we go through some of our favourite rules from this month's When We Were Young festival like No Misters and No Totems, but we also break up with Marcin and talk about toilet polaroids, polish lean, real russians, The Rock's catchphrase, White Eve and Black Biden, the real Shazam, Disney's private military, Ke...

Nobody introduces a little chaos like we do, a podcast basically hosted by 4 The Jokers except we're funny and make jokes. Basie takes us through the history and repercussions of capitalism in our most leftist episode yet, and if you don't think we are then you are so stupid it's unreal. We talk about Yi Lan Ma, Parlay, Kanye West Bionicle, Podophiles, anime move hypothetical, Obama's last name, r...

Ruh roh. Did you know that I originally justified the name "Post Unavailable" by saying that its a show about controversies or about non-controversial topics discussed controversially? Or something like that? And that the conversations should always be deleted later, hence the name? Well this one lives up to that as we are unleashed upon topics like Israeli Army Knives, Euphrates salt caves, ocean...

Your move grandmasters, because this time the PU boys formulate a sneaky little chess trick to hide up their sleeves, and by sleeves I mean colons. Besides assplay-based cheating in competitive board games, the boys also discuss Wife Busters, gay Hulk, more Gollums, Dream face reveal, letting Lance Armstrong dope, the aughts, Babe Ruth steroids, Victor Davis murder, RIP Overwatch, 8th grade confir...

Kaltxi fellow Pandorans! This week the PU crew talk about our feelings towards everyone's favourite lanky blue circus that is James Cameron's Avatar, as well as talking about Joe Biden's origin, League player to domestic terrorist pipeline, The Game, bathroom curiosity, quiet reading kama sutra, secret halloween costumes, Avatar dick riding, Avatarvel, PADs, Avatar sex scene Mandela Effect, the GT...

Rejoice one and all, for not only has Marcin returned to his co-hosting duties but it is also the return of Feud 34, the world's most upsetting game show! This time the boys fight to guess which Family Guy, American Dad, or Cleveland Show character has the most horrible/sexy images online. We also get into other topics like No Fap parole officers, nazi premiers, Captain Palestine, pro Bono, double...

God save the Queen, and so shall we, as we mourn our the loss of our curvaceous head of state. With mourning also comes talks of Mormon planets, Christian Kamasutra, new Marcin character, Canadian pain, no Queen Holiday, the Doug Ford caucus, pedophile corgis, scary Ghislaine Maxwell pictures, Michael Fagan, King Charles haki, Whoville mourning, Nintendo Direct delay, Temple OS guy, Sort By Poo: r...

While Marcin is off drinking river water overseas, the rest of the PU boys try to improve themselves by taking inventory of some of most overused jokes, something that will not be implemented at all. We also discuss the LASIK investment, Na'vi surgery, real life Smurfs, hoe scaring spider, cutting wasps with scissors, Coyote Peterson botfly, diabetes maggots, Rings of Power reviews, sleep YouTuber...

Hey geeks and gamers, get out of here and let some true blue jocks tell you about this year's Fan Expo, Canada's premier nerd rodeo, as well as The Fappening men, Kaizo Ironmon, Helluva Dip ooblick, audiophile island, silent raves, Vaporeon copypasta, Joker actor shortlist, The Rehearsal actors, Tom Holland voice acting, Fan Expo cosplay, Hobbit reunion tour, crop dusting anime girls, Shit-Hulk, B...

Come chill with us for another one of Post Unavailable's classic lethargic episodes, this time where we try to discuss our favourite fan theories but end up talking about Storld of StarCraft, RibFest Halo, the Bionicle bus, cool car decals, the Pelosi POW, boy scout gulag, the Turkish slur, Ezra Miller make-a-wish, Brendan Fraser blacklisted, Busch fans, game endings, first R-rated movie, peeing a...

This is basically a nature show at this point so today we're talking about bugs and eating bugs for like pretty much the whole episode. So if you like Foodland silverfish, delicious beetles, cash crop cicadas, bug lunchables, the first 'bussin', fracking for bugs, Stinkbug Fest, No Name isopods, Presentarama, the last Bazinga, fig wasps, Doug Ford dumpster man, fly people, Alex Jones' lawyer, Andr...

Hello insects, it's time for another wild, animal-based excursion for the PU crew, where this time we talk about worm mouths, Flintstone appliances, Big Tapir, soyboy Jetsons, seducing the Predator, genuine fears, horror movie roommate ambiance, the League of Legends player vape store robbery, 9/11 moba, Overwatch phrenology, furry toilet seat covers, carpeted bathrooms, president dickriding, Cana...

Splish splash campers it's time for your forced field trip to the PU mine where you get to learn how this horrible stinky sausage gets made. Learn about No Balls November, sympathy for a worm, free range people, Sentinalese Laser Quest, cannibal meat-ups, Adam Sandler visits, drowning prevention week, scary clown cliff, Beavis and Buttheadgate, low media literacy, The Rehearsal, Dune strategy game...

We're back at our best doing what we do better than anyone - talking about foul and barely topical sh!t. This time we're talking getting scared at Hillside Festival, cranked hog, the Snyderverse, Epic Movie, Nacho Liberal, dream sex room, ball pit maids, The Grate, portapotty urinals, the Girlker, Superman killing, Trump's livestream, grocery store shoot outs, President gauntlet, Abe Lincoln's wif...

Enter a new era of Post Unavailable as we leave Marcin behind to rebrand ourselves as cool and funny guys with epic Top Gun style handles, by doing a quiz that took way longer than anyone thought it would. We also talk about a Lego senate, funniest president names, Feud 34 housecleaning, Tobuscus updates, Five Nights in real life, MrBeast characters, Ukraine super mutants, Quebecois oppression, Ch...

Take a breath of fresh nasty air as we bring back the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34! This time we're taking a look back at the Official Monkey Tournament and desecrating the legacies of every participant by competing to see who has more rule 34 of them online. This doesn't mean we don't talk about Baron Trump's Roblox account, Woke Unavailable, parkour feet, racist monkey, Asian Donkey...

It's finally here and boy does it deliver. In a podcast first, we are joined by Noah's beautiful girlfriend Amanda to finish the Official Monkey Tournament once and for all! We also discuss tech deck tricks, pencil Joker, monkey lips, kissing Pokemon, Goko the gorilla, the anime hugger, Goku gaming, punchy monkey, gorilla restaurants, Vegeta wave check, Mojo Jojo: A Powerpuff Girls Story, monkey f...

We're swinging in with the penultimate instalment of the Definitive Monkey Tournament and things are heating up, so we brought in streamer, TikToker, and all around content king, TheGeekSlays to help take us through this. We also talk about the deep south, backless chairs, fart confession, OnlySins, ape-like appearances, Sega racing rosters, expanding staffs, the Fortnite scrolls, Mario biathlons,...

Stimulate your senses with the next part of our Official Monkey Tournament, this time featuring our dear friend Emma, breaking ties and taking names as we continue to narrow down who the greatest monkey character of all time is. We also get serious about healthy dog spum, being better than an ant, Grandpa dick game, good girl stink, Donkey Kong showers, Chris Griffin's bane, Family Guy raid bosses...

Take a breather bud, you've been doing a good job to keep up this far. Let's sit back and recap this crazy frickin tournament, looking at our best jokes, and going through each round and their winners. We also get to revisit our beloved guest stars and the insight they brought to this illustrious event. We'll pick things up again next week as we begin to finish off this Herculean task. But until t...

Yea baby it's time for another bout of monkey madness and this time we brought in EROETTV, streamer and gamer extraordinaire to act as judge, judy, and executioner for our collection of fictional monkey characters. Along the way we also discuss cold open semantics, domestic terrorist King Kong, Malaysian rules, My Beast Partner, Um Jamma Lamma, Diddy Kong chemical warfare, Madagascar stans, gun ka...