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Oh hey what's up. We're going back to simpler times, and by that I mean animal murder and fighting children. So strap in for discussion on secret white rhinos, Tasmanian tiger soup, Bermuda Triangle racists, new megafauna, Diary of a Wimpy Apostle, Bible Chaotix, Zatchbell memories, Garfield content, Clifford vs 3 small Hulks, Robot Chicken sabotage, stop-motion bullies, red butt, prison planet hi...

The world's most upsetting game show has landed once again, and this time we return to the old and far away galaxy of George Lucas' hellscape, Star Wars! Who will be the biggest hater? Who will lower themselves enough into degeneracy in order to win? Find out in our 10th game of Feud 34!

Finally, a very factual and educational episode, so you can learn something for a change. With Marcin busy this week, the rest of the PU boys get caught up on all things dog placenta, Gina Carano's new movie, Chris-Chan's prison gang, Ken Penders, the Knuckles bloodline, Sonic girlfriend mandates, and nyan cat's owner. It's a Sonic heavy episode, but what's new. You love it.

It's that time of year where all the gamers sprout from the manure to speculate on who will take home the most prestigious awards possible at this years upcoming Game Awards. The PU boys do a group vote on what we believe to be the guaranteed winners. Also featuring Professor Dan Schneider, Noah's dad's hair, RIP John Ritter, daylight savings conspiracy, Johnny Galvatron, car games, Gus from Break...

Big Dune themed episode we got here. Not really but we do talk about worm meat. We also talk about anime recommendations, Dune stranding, the skittles joke, Warner Smash Bros, Cartoon Network Punchtime Explosion tier list, ethical Donkey Kong movie, Shai hulud burger, mushroom restaurant, bee wing soup, pizza drive thru, and Dairy Queen hot dog blizzard. This show is the mind-killer. Shout out to...

It's the Post Unavailable Post-Halloween episode, as we scrape all the candy and topics that nobody wanted from the bottom of our scare sacks such as Garfield impressions, Forrest Gump disease, smoking weed with trick or treaters, stromboli serpents, witches salve, Atlantis truthers, Ancient Egyptian green witches, Ubisoft crypto, crypto gold rush, Sputnik pilled, Space Chimp oppression, evil sea...

Hey super fans, it's me, the vengeful ghost of Stan Lee! This caper from the PU boys includes all sorts of daring and spectacular stuff like too soon jokes, hottest Finding Nemo characters, the Snail hypothetical, forbidden worms, Fan Expo 2021, Jack Black monomyth, cosplay red carpet, anime face, sexy Knuckles, Artist Ally roleplay, Funko Pop cages, Toronto secrets, Gambit costumes, cosplay bars,...

There's too many weeks in October to be doing spooky scary episodes so instead have an episode where we talk about on-campus witch burnings, Dream in real life, Splatalot Squid Game, the Blizzard wrap up, Donkey Kong OCs, the Breaking Bad Expanded Universe, Clone High vs India, getting stuck in the demon core, The Big Bang Theory Guys, Rick and Morty trivia, best invasive species, Rap Adam, and Ri...

The scariest season of all is here, so let the PU crew get you into the fall groove with stories about turkey replacements, Halloween haunt murders, roller coaster operators vs pilots, Mormon soaking, Sponge Bob Fighter, Human Centipede logistics, domestic horror, I am weed, Smash Mouth threats, apple heist, horrible horses, mourning the Queen, baby reboots, and CN Tower hippos. 

Ahoy there! Get your sea legs and bibs ready because the PU boys are back for another nautical/culinary/sexually charged excursion into everything no one wants to talk about including: Mark Zuckerberg's beard, gamer smells, microdosing tetanus, PU PSAs, Spirit Halloween drought, Disney's Sora, Rugrats exploitation, black market frogs, humane shark fin soup, turtle farming, clown girls, giving Dora...

Bing bing wahoo it's time for a normal-ass episode and you know we all have hot and controversial takes on the recent announcements regarding Mario Mario and his new feature film. We talk casting, story, production, sequel/spinoff/crossover potential, and fan casting. We also get into how we were ripped off by a vtuber, Zoom class bullshit, Gary Oldman's Tiptoes, babies in bubbles, Blue Sky Produc...

You know what time it is. Feud 34 is back and this time we're tackling the second generation of Pokemon from Gold and Silver. Don't give a shit or know nothing about these little funny gamer monsters? That's alright because we've dumbed it down for the whole family, plus we also get a bit political, but not in any way meaningful. Plus you know you just love to hear us talk, so get on in here!

This is it. The Great Monkey Tournament ends here! 32 of our favourite monkey characters clawed and flung crap till only 8 remained. Now the greatest monkey character of all time will be decided. We will be analyzing the diets, taste, power level, based-ness, fishing ability, leading man ability, Big Brother winner eligibility, and psychic proficiency. We also talk about Elon Muskateers and Will S...

Round 2 of the Great Monkey Tournament is finally here! The 16 monkeys that won Round 1 will be judged on how Christ-like they are, their drip, their potential for hosting Post Unavailable, and how sus they are. Let's see who can compete in these stupid-ass categories. Don't worry we also discuss DnD drama, baby theory, and the Rainforest Parliament. The Tournament continues!

Part 2 of The Great Monkey Tournament is here! As we finish out the last half of the qualifying round we continue to assess the chillability, willpower, fighting capability, and kissability of the last 16 contestants, all of whom are more ruthless and have rougher legal histories than the first half. It's life or death, with more to come in THE GREAT MONKEY TOURNAMENT!

The Great Monkey Tournament has begun! 32 of our favourite monkey characters from movies, tv, real life, and this podcast have been entered into a tournament bracket to determine who the ultimate simian personality is. Participants are graded on fighting ability, chilling ability, kissing ability, and force of will. Secrets will be revealed, lies exposed, and bananas consumed, and only one sub-hum...

The PU boys are back and decide to get real. Real as in reality tv, nothing too serious, I mean have you listened to this show? They also discuss Call of Duty Ghosts, the end of White Boy Summer, the Chris-Chan Trial, Sexy Beasts, Lego Masters, reality tv empaths, Survivor toxicity, and Kevin Hart's death. It's good to be back!  Be sure to use code: FTIPOSTUN at the link below for 15% your me...

The boys need to recharge this week, so enjoy a compilation of some of our best and funniest moments from our first 10 episodes. Classic moments such as making our Sonic OCs, doxxing ourselves, Ass Reddit, loyalist Papa Johns, covid survival, 50,000 Big Foots, biggest fears, Starfy, Double Rum and Coke, slurs on BuzzFeed, World of Weed, the Reverse Ezra Miller, Baby Yoda vs Pickle Rick, Hulk Hands...

Back at it, with one of the smartest episodes we've ever made. Untrue, but we do talk about Watch Mojo enthusiasts, garbage childhood YouTube, the plot of Chef, Doug Walker vs Linkara, Occam's Razor's Ape Lips, lego canon, Vin Diesel's Team Fortress 2, Shrek ReBuild, nude Hobbits, the death of MLG humour, are you allowed to say bussin', and black magic cam witches. High IQ only.

Dinner is served, in a very tasty, scrumptious culinary episode. The PU chefs cover a variety of food related topics such as Activision satanists, Frito Lay doxxing, Dairy Queen flesh-lights, mac and Cheetos, hot dog eaters, getting your corpse pickled at Chic-fil-A, the Febreze Effect, Space Jam 2 cameos, eating lego men, Guinness World Record addendums, Ready Player One shilling, Bugs Bunny Kill...

This is the pacifist episode, where we finally take a vow of peace. See for yourself if this vow lasts through our discussions on replacing movie sound effects, Slot Boxing, dad rock vs rap rock, Marcin's mic quality, Snapchat Duel, which animals smoke the most weed, punishing children, goon cave bears, Vtuber Competition, Rust concert, Turkish Hot Tub Stream viewers, fixing Japan's birth rate, an...

Nothing says summer like listening to your favourite boys talk about Nickelodeon and monkeys for an hour. Yea, that's right nothing has changed. In this two parter, the boys discuss the Ted Bundy of Redditors, Vin Diesel Stockholm Syndrome, the longest monkey sentence, What If Spiderman killed the Beatles, dirty Canadian cartoons, From Software's Jacob Two-Two, coloured DVD cases, and public domai...

Feud 34 returns! This time we've combined two shorter subjects into a very special Feud 34, where we look at rule 34 for both Mortal Kombat and Minecraft! Disgusting! We also take time to discuss the Cosby/Bin Laden conundrum, inside manhunt jobs, nazi grandpas, popping Notch like a balloon, how to hide from God, Kid's Bop WAP, bringing back Shadow of Israphel, podcast splinter groups, girl's figh...

When will these boys learn how to make a podcast? Maybe one day, but for now listen to a new stinky, sexy episode where the boys discuss the Snyder response, Snapchat Battle Royale revamp, John McAfee being suicided, aquaponics, goon caves, decent exposure, Pee Pee's Playhouse, hiding from the census, computer virus buddies, action replay codes, Nintendo Power contests, gamer magazines, and walkth...

Finally it's here, the big gamer day! The PU crew invites Matt Ryder from FTI Studios to come join us in our discussion and recap of the E3 expo from this month. We also talk about Japanese crunch time, the Zack Snyder of video games, the Borderlands movie cast, valve sucking, Among Us hell lobbies, Guardians of the Galaxy designs, Imagine Dragons Final Fantasy, and Nintendo voice acting. Big Than...