Portal Quandary

The party issues a public apology to the city of Lambence on Tea Day. As they prepare for their descent into Novis, they make some new discoveries about the city's past and the nature of the Astrolustris. Lucille gets a glimpse of home, while Noah and Timmit reach out to Thaumus for some arcane assistance. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and minor references t...

The group returns to Lambence and has a history lesson about the Summer Court. Noah has fun with a new skill, while Timmit  finds his footing with the others. Meanwhile, new information arises about Kyros's role in the current state of events. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dun...

Having survived the tricks and traps of the pyramid, the party gets ready to rumble in a showdown against the Astrotheran! Sometimes, however, battle and sacrifice go hand in hand. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is...

Lucille faces the consequences of her actions as our team ventures further into Theran. Noah struggles with the desert heat, and the party navigates the Astrotheran's den. There may or may not be magic mushrooms involved. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and brief references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on T...

The team returns to Lambence and convenes with Cleary to resupply before their next outing. Magnolia investigates the mysterious aetherbloom and comes to a concerning conclusion, while Timmit gets a crash-course in magical schooling. Noah makes a new friend, and Lucille comes to the King with a proposal. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and suggestive language. Find...

Newly armed with the essence, the party returns to Lambence to regroup. Magnolia has a strange experience that sheds new light on the portal quandary so far, and Timmit struggles to find his place on the team.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, suggestive language, and references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on T...

The party's stress levels are put to the test as they disagree on the best way to handle the Astroneptis. Timothy earns his place on the team, and Lucille leads a charge. Will the party come together for long enough to face their common foe, or will their infighting have dire consequences?   Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Inst...

The party encounters a few new faces, but loses track of others. We learn more about the goat system, Lucille and Magnolia’s friendship reaches a new level, and Noah plays favourites (no thopters were harmed in the making of this episode). Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of animal death. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like...

The group takes their first step into Neptis, and Lucille learns about the joys of flying. Noah introduces some sweet new friends to the party. Magnolia puts her botanist hat on, and Hymnbo teaches the scouts a few important Earth customs. Don’t forget - when all else fails, follow the chimes! Content warnings this week include fantasy violence Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on F...

Introductions abound! Our new party finds their footing in Lambence, the Wayfarers’ City as Moving Day takes place. Armed with knowledge about the world they now find themselves in, they take their first step towards getting back home. Content warnings for this week’s episode include references to fantasy violence, coarse language, and brief references to drugs. Find us on Instagram Follow us on T...

Welcome to the first episode of Portal Quandary: Prophis! Meet Hymnbo, Noah, Magnolia and Lucille as their paths collide and they experience some unexpected lifestyle changes. They may be facing new troubles, but it’s ok - they’ve got this. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, references to alcohol, and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us...

Prophis is the 2nd season of Portal Quandary, a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Season two follows a new group of adventurers facing new challenges. You don’t need to listen to season one to follow season two, but you may pick up on some fun references if you have! Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than t...

The party makes a shocking discovery. The secrets behind the portal quandary are revealed, and the sides become less clear. Thank you for joining us on this adventure! We greatly appreciate your support in listening, and stay tuned if you want to keep up-to-date with our next project. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow...

Another portal quandary strikes! The party helps Blizzbro with a problem he didn’t account for. Somebody calls the police, and somebody else calls for lights out.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, suggestive language, and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Milo is Afra Child Dungeon Master and Editing...

The party reunites as they investigate the mystery behind the orrery. Elixia learns how to navigate the strange world, and Lin-Dare obtains the mystical Myki. Milo makes some wrong deductions. Fiero makes a new friend. Tabasco, as always, is a good boy. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language  Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Thread...

Join Lin-Dare, Elixia, Milo, Fiero and Tabasco as they encounter a portal quandary! Complications ensue at Lin-Dare’s son’s wedding, and the party tries to stop a commotion at the sun temple, but things get a little too hot to handle. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and suggestive language. No fire cats were harmed in the making of this episode. ...