Portal Quandary

Six months ago the world changed, and now a monster that was once the stuff of fiction lurks in an abandoned department store. Join our new team as they receive their first mission from a mysterious organisation to hunt that monster down before anybody can get hurt. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and mild sexual humour. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Lik...

Welcome to season three of Portal Quandary! The Summer Court has found their way back to their home planet, but in their long absence things have changed - they have returned to a world no longer accustomed to their magical heritage, and many fear that the Court has brought magic to the world for more insidious reasons than they claim… In these cautious times, our party finds themselves employed b...

Join our unlikely team as they face off against their fifth and final monster plaguing the city from another realm! Höde enjoys some newfound freedom as an increasingly anxious Ezra leads the charge in locating the missing prince. Doug uses his noble connections. Sassandra’s magic continues to evolve. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, sexual humour, mild fantasy vio...

An old enemy makes a return and faces an icy reception. Inter-party tension continues to divide the team. Höde's workplace troubles come to a head.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of illness. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross     ...

Fresh from their latest encounter, the team plans to head to the castle to recover, but they’re waylaid as they splash straight into their next case. Sassandra’s encounter leaves her dodging questions, while Ezra tempts fate once more. Höde suffers another loss, and Doug partakes in some tea. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagra...

The squad is called to seek out a missing person. The resulting investigation sends the party into disarray, and loyalties come into question around every turn. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and kidnapping. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross      ...

Our newly-minted gumshoes explore their first case together! Doug leads a charge, while Höde finds himself in a bind. Ezra feels homesick, and Sassandra's protective instincts flare. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of blood. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Commun...

Welcome to our Monster of the Week interlude! In the city of Aubade, a royal wedding awaits its grooms. Unfortunately, one fairy and his portal-making orrery wreak havoc unleashes a mass of alien monsters on the desert oasis. Our new team of monster-hunting gumshoes must do damage control and (hopefully) track down the missing grooms while they’re at it! Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Li...

Welcome to our series interlude, where we depart from our regular tabletop to play Monster of the Week! In the city of Aubade - home to our season one cast - a royal wedding is set to take place. Chaos at the Sun Temple interrupts the proceedings, and our party is thrown headfirst into their first encounter. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Fin...

Your portal queries revisited! Join us for our post-season Q&A to explore how our party developed over season 2, wrap up lingering questions, and see if Rosie can name all 123 goats before Close of Business. You'll also get a teaser into our between-seasons mini-arc coming up while we prepare for season 3!  Content warnings for this episode include coarse language. Join our Patreon Find u...

While we prepare for our mid-season arc, take a listen to the first episode of our Patreon-exclusive series - The Quiet Year.  If you want to listen to the rest, head over to our Patreon at patreon.com/PortalQuandary! Volcanos, flowers, fresh bread, and a charismatic young woman.  Welcome to the first episode of our patreon-exclusive miniseries! The Quiet Year is a map-making card game where playe...

Glamos is here… Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of animal death.  Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross       Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elia...

In the penultimate episode, the party prepares for their final battle and says their last goodbyes to the city that helped them. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross       Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Oli...

Armed with the final essence, the team returns to Lambence to complete the orrery. The world outside the skyscraper has changed as the effects of destroying Exanimus befall the region, and the stakes get uncomfortably higher. Both Lambence and our wayward party must scramble to make preparations, or risk losing their last chance of going home. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coars...

The truth of the Astroexanimus is revealed. Separated and losing health, the party must race to the essence before their time runs out. Will they escape in time, or will the looming skyscraper become the tomb of yet another victim?  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Du...

Without magic and facing down a new enemy, the party must think outside the box in order to defeat their opponent. The wayward bard is finally found.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, suggestive language, and references to alcohol. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Ed...

The final journey begins. The group makes their way into the strangely familiar Exanimus to retrieve the final essence for their dimension-travelling orrery. As they venture further in, unsettling revelations are made as an old mystery unravels.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and mentions of blood. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Foll...

The party prepares for their foray into Exanimus with mixed results. The debate over whether to trust the summer court with the orrery continues. Meanwhile, Cleary gets a message from an unexpected source. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Edit...

The Astroavos' vague instructions are dispensed and the party commences with a game in the palace of clouds. Will they find the essence of air, or will the Astroavos find them first? And what happens if it does?  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Maste...

The team makes their way to Avos! Ascending into the cloud castle with their new gadgets, their search for the essence of air begins. Magnolia acts as the party’s diplomat, but Timmit is less keen on the castle’s inhabitants. . .  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editi...

Tempers flare after Timmit catches Noah prying. Magnolia performs another aetherbloom experiment,  and Lucille seeks answers about the voice in her head. Meanwhile, with the bounty of gems gathered in Novis, Timmit finds a way to help equip the team for their foray upwards into Avos. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us...

Having retrieved the essence of fire, the group makes their way back to Lambence to prepare for their next journey. However, their report to Cleary is not well-received, and Timmit voices growing suspicion about the true intentions of their fairy friends. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Thre...

Your quandaries are answered! Join us for a mid-season break as Tyrone and the players answer questions about their characters, themselves, and theorise about what’s in store for the second half of season 2! Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editi...

Magnolia and Noah make conversation with the Astronovis, but Timmit and Lucille are less inclined for chit-chat. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross       Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome L...

The team makes their descent into the mines of Novis and begin the search for Cleary’s gem. As usual, they encounter a rocky situation - though this one is rockier than most. Lucille makes a friend that reminds her of home. Meanwhile, Timmit hears some unsettling noises. . . Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on Tik...