Portal Quandary

Gon, the Dragonborn Cleric; Robyn, the Elven Barbarian; Astro, the Warforged Sorcerer; and Alf, the Human Sorcerer, Warlock, Cleric (yes, a triple multi-class), make camp in a dark forest on the final night of their two year journey. Their Bugbear scribe recalls their tales of heroics, reminding them of their purpose. Reminding them of all that Distortion has taken from them. This is the calm befo...

Lady Queen Demeter shows hospitality to her unwanted guests. She keeps insisting she’s Pookie’s mother, but what about Babe? Celestor also seems to have a history with the queen… Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcri...

A showdown in the dungeons! The party faces off against Calcifer, the court wizard, and the real fairies our team are impersonating. Will they make it out? Or will they make an escape for their lives? Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community...

With the ice elemental and manticores out of the way, Team A is free to explore the castle. More familiar faces appear, but it was not the reunion they were hoping for. And where has Jonika gotten off to? Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and sexual references Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Commu...

The extent of the castle’s defences are discovered. New enemies, old enemies, and old new enemies all stand before Team A/Team M/TeamMA. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven...

The group’s investigations lead them through the portal in Flinder’s Street Station, but not before encountering a familiar face watching them. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is...

Daryl investigates Ceres and Khione; Indigo works out the tape’s origins; Andres meets his mother; and Pookie plays Minecraft. Content warnings for this week’s episode includes coarse language and suggestive language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwar...

Welcome to our mini-series with Dungeon Master Jorja Odd! Four figures awaken in a dungeon with no recollection of how they got there. Meet Bailey, Douglas, Flour, and Olone as they wade their way through new-found powers to concoct an escape. Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join ou...

Memories slowly emerge as the party works their way through the dungeon. Their situation comes to light, but they must first rise against their captors. Not just for themselves, but for their fellow inmates too. Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language, fantasy violence, and dog attacks. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Bailey,...

After the group’s confrontation with the guards, all that remains is the captain. What secrets does this prison hold about their past? And what will the team do with their hard-fought freedom? Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language,  fantasy violence, and dog attacks. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Bailey, Editing, and Produ...

Accompanied by their newly charmed friend Clive, our party makes the arduous journey through the outback towards the terrible tower of T.K., which lies beyond precarious cliffsides, suspicious valleys, and a corrupted forest. There may even be a dinosaur or two. Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us o...

The journey is almost at an end. All that remains now is to climb the windmill that is the terrible tower of T.K. and put a stop to their operation. But who is this elusive T.K.? Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross ...

The final confrontation with the Tyrant King, lord of a faraway realm. Then all will be right. Right? Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross       Douglas is Steven Edwards Olone is Olive Jerome Flour is Rosemary Ochtm...

Its time to get S.H.I.F.T.Y. at the Society for Humans Irreversibly and Fantastically Transformed Yearly! Our party must investigate Flinders Street Station and schmooze their way out of suspicion.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Mast...

Andres, Indigo, and Pookie looked behind a door they shouldn’t have and are facing the consequences. Meanwhile, Daryl, Lorraine, and Misfit must outbid the competition to secure new items for the organisation. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing,...

The party realise their infiltration is barely hanging on by thinly veiled pleasantries and hasten their search. The cipher is completed and new discoveries are made.  Content warnings for this week’s episode includes coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andre...

Manticores swarm the skies while our crew bunkers inside the museum. While waiting out the attack, they investigate their claimed Winter Court prize.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       An...

Safe at last with a mission under their belt, the party sifts through the intelligence gathered. Loyalties are questioned and new faces make their debut. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross   And...

Pookie gets a hand-le on their magic; Andres is rewarded for their servitude; Indigo continues the search for Violet; and Daryl welcomes all to his family barbeque.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, a...

Square up! The team encounters unexpected foes. Andres draws blood, and Daryl recalls his old training. Indigo’s beastly form makes a reappearance and Pookie uses her furry charm. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcr...

The team splits up to cover more ground as they continue their investigation in Lambence. Things heat up as the festival continues and discoveries are made. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven...

The party begins their investigation of Lambence, the Wayfarers’ City as it finally opens its gates to the people of Melbourne. Andres makes a startling discovery about his magic, while Indigo and Pookie cause mischief. Daryl does some (not so) undercover work, and a few old faces crop up. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Li...

With a week to kill before their next mission, the party spends some down time. Andres and Indigo work their day jobs, while Daryl’s family history is explored. Pookie enacts a plan with her cat contacts, and the team’s next mission is revealed.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and mentions of alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Jo...

With the hard part of the initiation out of the way, the team heads back to the base. There, they learn a little bit more about the organisation they've pledged to, and receive a hint about their first official mission. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, light sexual humour and mentions of alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Joi...

The team faces their first fight together! Indigo reveals a little more about herself, while Andres receives mysterious guidance. Pookie coughs up a disastrous hairball, and Daryl? Daryl has a gun.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community M...