Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

So, you'd think that with a week off, I'd have so much time to come up with a delightful task for you, my loyal episode description readers. And as it turns out, you'd be right! Visit our community  Discord  and submit your ideas for the best PFD bumper sticker. Something you'd be proud to slap on your Gremlin or Nova or Edsel. And for ideas, you can always trawl the amazing  PFD wiki !

Nobody plays Super Smash Bros, eh? Well, ok, fine. But everyone MUST play checkers, right? Maybe that will be more appropriate for an Episode Description Readers Task. For this week's task, you need to visit the community  Discord  and describe what moves a PFD character would have if they got added to the checkers universe. What does their jump look like? Their basic attack? Do they have a charge...

Super Smash Bros is a Japanese series of crossover fighting video games published by Nintendo, and primarily features characters from various Nintendo franchises. The series was created by Masahiro Sakurai, who has directed every game in the series. The gameplay objective differs from that of traditional fighters in that the aim is to increase damage counters and knock opponents off the stage inst...

Finally, science has found a solution! We can all get vaccinated against novel swirlyvirus (2016-nSwiV)! Thanks, science. Listeners, head on over to the community  Discord  and tell us all of the side effects you had after getting your SwiV shots. (Can you believe we had to get eight of them?!) And when you're done, the  PFD wiki  is always waiting for you. Always...

Ok, so you've had an entire week off, you lazy Episode Description Readers, just vegging out in the community  Discord . It's time to get real. Your task this week is to visit our incredible  PFD wiki  and find a page, any page, that does not have an image. It can be an NPC. It can be a location. It can be an item. It can be a metaphysical construct. Your choice! It just can't have an image. And y...

I'm so proud of all of you - we had 100% participation on last week's Episode Description Reader task! Congratulations! To celebrate, we're taking a week off from the tasks - sit back, put up your feet, and just hang out in the community  Discord  as the pressure's off. Hey, use your free time and peruse the amazing  PFD wiki !

I've finally come up with the perfect Episode Description Reader task! To complete this task, go to our community  Discord and...put nothing. Submit absolutely zero information, and once you do that, task complete!  How very nihilistic of me. For more substantive content, please visit our wonderful  PFD wiki !

A week off?! How dare we! For those of you not in the know, we just took a week of as a little break, but we're back, baby! Speaking of being in the know, one way to be more in the know is to join us in our community  Discord . People chat about the episodes, their lives, and even our wonderful  PFD wiki ! It's also where you go to submit your responses to the incredible, stimulating tasks I often...

Haven't we all, at one point or another, found ourselves feeling like a boat stuck in a canal? For this weeks Episode Description Reader Task™, I want you to head over to the community  Discord  and give us your best description of how you think the PFD crew would handle the task of dislodginng a vessel wedged firmly in placeacross an important shipping route. If you need some inspiration, check o...

Let’s mix it up a little bit this week. Instead of me presenting you, my loyal episode description readers, with a task, I will instead present you with a kast. That’s right, it’s kast time! …Now I just need to figure out what a “kast” is going to be… hmm… Oh, I know! I can make figuring that out this week’s task! EDRs! Head to our community  Discord and let me know what you think “kast” should me...

Nothing like some good ol’ fashioned mouth harp music to get you in the mood. “In the mood for what, Eric?” Well, I COULD tell you, but I think instead that this sounds like a great idea for this week’s episode description reader task. Head on over to the PFD  Discord and let us know for what exactly the lovely mouth harp gets you in the mood. If you’re strapped for ideas, feel free to browse our...

Who doesn't love The Muppets? I know I do! Have you ever wondered how great it would be if they were actually real? No need, because they are - don't you dare tell me otherwise! This week's episode description reader task is another photo-based mission. Visit our community  Discord  and post a photo of the spot in or near your home that is the most likely to be haunted. What, did I think of ghosts...

March is here, and as we all know, John Philip Sousa is the March King. For this week's episode description reader task, you need to head to our community  Discord  and tell us what months the Pork Fried Dice characters would be king of. JPS already has March locked down, but the other 11 are up for grabs. Who's taking September?! I can't wait to find out! Maybe if we can come to an accepted concl...

Sometimes a great lunch is all you need to brighten up your day. What would be your perfect lunch right now? It could be a meal at your favorite restaurant, or maybe something you whip up in the kitchen. Your task this week is to visit our community Discord and tell me exactly what would go into said perfect personal luncheon. And for a record of all the lunches our Pork Fried Dice characters have...

Somebody once told me The world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed   But I know that you are smart So check out our Discord , Bart And our wiki to cram facts in your forehead

Alright, everyone, it’s the week we’ve all been waiting for - Valentine’s Day week! Head on over to our Discord server and let us know something that you love! You know what I love? Our PFD wiki , lovingly crafted and curated by fans like you!

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Well, episode description readers, it's about 5pm on Sunday afternoon - the sun has set and the light is fading from the cold January sky. The episode file is exporting to my external hard drive, and I'm about to upload it to our hosting service. Since I have a free moment, I'll take this time to let you know that my upper back is kinda sore. Not too sore, just a little bit. Honestly, it wouldn't...

Well, today's date gives me nothing to work with - it's not a holiday, it's not a new year, it isn't a PFD anniversary. What the fuck, calendar? I think I need to see other date managing systems. The Aztec calendar is pretty hot...mmm, check out that xiuhpōhualli - though if I'm honest, I'm more of a tōnalpōhualli man myself. Also, January sucks. January and February both, to be honest. Do you agr...

And we've done it, good people of Earth (and beyond - we're broadcasting this podcast into space! [Or would it be podcasting this broadcast into space? Or maybe spacecasting this broadcast into pod? Yeah, probably that one.])! It's our fourth anniversary! Woo hoo! So what's the traditional fourth anniversary gift? Apparently in the United States it's fruit and flowers traditionally or applicances...

A new year is almost upon us, dear Episode Description Readers, a time for reflecting on the past as well as looking ahead towards the future. For your task this week, let us know at our electronic bolthole ( https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW ) what you're looking forward to in the upcoming year - bonus points if it's PFD related!

Happy Holidays ! (Secret Discord server:  https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW )

As of the writing of this episode description, there are only 5 more sleeps until Christmas, our family's winter holiday of choice. I find myself in the gift-giving spirit, and so am wondering what kind of holiday gifts would you think would best suit our game's characters? I know I'd be too intimidated to try to give Raphina new socks - where would I even begin?! Head over to our base of operatio...

Greetings, Episode Description Readers! Things are going gangbusters, both at our secret hideaway at  https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW  as well as on the excellent Pork Fried Dice wiki at  https://pork-fried-dice.fandom.com/wiki/Pork_Fried_Dice_Wiki ! This week, it's time for another photographic adventure. Share an image of a piece of furniture in the real world that reminds you of an Pork Fried Dice N...