Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Hey, an actual task this week! If you listen to the episode, you'll see that we reference the Special Combo. I want you this week to create the Special Combo (a virgin version is completely acceptable if you prefer), drink it, and relay your experience on our community Discord (link below). A video will earn you five stars, but even a retelling is worth some points. Our community  Discord ! Our un...

Our community  Discord ! Our heroic  PFD wiki !

Our community  Discord ! Our verdant  PFD wiki !

Our community  Discord ! Our aromatic  PFD wiki !

Our community  Discord ! Our resplendent  PFD wiki !

It's haiku time again! I know I have proffered this task before, as I just did so last week, and the week before, but fuck it. We're bringing it back. Again. Twice. Visit our community  Discord , find a comfy spot, and throw down some sick haikus! I wonder if there are any good accidental haikus on our glorious  PFD wiki ... Go check it out and find one!  It's haiku EDR tasks all the way down

It's haiku time again! I know I have proffered this task before, as I just did so last week, but fuck it. We're bringing it back. Again. Visit our community  Discord , find a comfy spot, and throw down some sick haikus! I wonder if there are any good accidental haikus on our glorious  PFD wiki ... Go check it out and find one!

It's haiku time! I may have proffered this task before, but fuck it. We're bringing it back. Visit our community  Discord , find a comfy spot, and throw down some sick haikus! I wonder if there are any good accidental haikus on our glorious  PFD wiki ... Go check it out and find one!

Are you in a country where you're likely to listen to this episode while suffering from a candy hangover? Share your woes on our community  Discord , or see what candy has been mentioned on our show so far on the honorable  PFD wiki !

In keeping with the spookiness of last week's EDR task, this week you need to check out our community  Discord , make pleasantries, and let us know about any amazing costume you've worn. It can be for Halloween, on the stage, for a job, to a convention, or just for fun around the house! And hey, if you have never worn an amazing costume, tell us what costume you wish you were wearing RIGHT NOW. Ho...

This week's task, should you choose to accept it - visit our community  Discord , introduce yourself, and let us know your favorite Halloween candy. And since I've learned (through our PFD fan interactions!) that Halloween is not necessarily a global touchstone, you can simply tell us your favorite candy. You can also find more than zero references to candy on the lauded  PFD wiki !

Remember, remember the fifth of November, the Alamo, and the Maine! Wait, it's not "remember", it's "fuck, marry, kill!" Of course! Your task this week is to visit our community  Discord , say hi, and let us know which of those three dates/forts/ships you would fuck, marry, and kill. You can also find more dates/forts/ships on the incomparable  PFD wiki !

Listeners, we currently have over 99,000 members in our community  Discord , - can you be the one to make us hit 100,000?!? To verify claims like this but related to the story we're telling in our show, head on over to the phenomenal  PFD wiki !

Today's EDR task comes from someone in our community  Discord , which is the perfect place to suggest such a thing. You need to head to said Discord and let us know what PFD quote or quotes you would most want on a t-shirt. You can find lots of examples on the stupendous  PFD wiki . Go!

What's your greatest weakness? Our community  Discord   The incomparable  PFD wiki .

I'm typing this right before I release the episode, as I wasn't able to get it done last night having stayed up way too late recording an episode of Everwood, Neverwouldn't! It's weird to know that as soon as I hit "Publish Episode", millions of people can (and almost definitely will) read these words. And then they'll flood our community  Discord  and the  PFD wiki , overloading all the servers a...

Episosde Description Reader Task Alert! Episosde Description Reader Task Alert! EDRTA! EDRTA! It's back to school time, and this week's task is all about education. Head on over to the community  Discord  and tell us what your favourite subject in school/uni is or was. Biology? Art? Maths? Let us know. But then also tell us what you think the party members' favourites would be as well. Underwater...

This is the dawning of the Age of our community  Discord ! Or is it the Age of the  PFD wiki ? The great news is you don't have to pick - you can pick your Discord, and you can pick your PFD wiki, but you can't pick your Discord's PFD wiki. Except you can! And must!

You've got 10 Episode Description reader tasks this week. 10! Head to our community  Discord  and give me the answers to the following questions: 1. When did you start listening to Pork Fried Dice? 2. Did you start with Episode 1 or try out the latest episode first? 3. Is there a certain way you'd prefer that we communicate important info (like delayed episode releases) to our listeners online? 4....

Well, this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute - just sit right there. I'm gonna tell you how I became the prince of a PFD  Discord ... ...I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the blimp captain, yo Ool, smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom - I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of the  PFD wiki .

Long time, no see! That's right, I'm looking at you. Right now. But it's been a long time since I've done this, so it's fine. Community  Discord  or  PFD wiki , anyone? ...Anyone?? 

For reasons that may or may not become clear (or be already clear depending on when you read this), this week's task is to tell us what your favorite Mario Kart character is! And if you have never played Mario Kart, make up a character that you think is probably in the game! Give us an explanation that Deskartes would be proud of in our community  Discord , and see how many green shells are mentio...

A day late, and a dollar short. Alas, such is the life of the amateur podcaster. Losing track of the days, measuring life only in waveforms and track lengths. Who am I, even? Come tell me in our community  Discord . Is the answer in the comprehensive  PFD wiki ?

Summer's here! Or winter, if you're in the southern hemisphere. I assume. It's completely flip flopped, right? And I guess I didn't even think to address our equatorial listeners. What a *fucking* asshole. Sorry, Dhivehin! Fun fact - according to our podcast host's analytics, Brazil is the most listener-full of all the countries through which the equator runs! Head on over to the community  Discor...

So Bo Burnham's new special "Inside" just came out on Netflix, and if you have access to Netflix and it's available in your area, I think you all should see it. That's your task. Easy, right? Feel free to share your experience in our community  Discord , which is a much more suitable place to share such a thing than our award-winning*  PFD wiki .