Pork Fried Dice

Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

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Pork Fried Dice is an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast where we try to tell a compelling story, but have fun doing it. That is to say, we take the story seriously, but we don’t take ourselves too seriously. Our goal is to have a show where our listeners feel like they are at the table with us. We are a roleplay-heavy podcast, because we like character interaction, but we’re also a group of people that make crude jokes, anachronistic references, and godawful (or clever, if you’re into that kind of thing) puns. Enjoy!-----------------------Email: PorkFriedDice@gmail.com. Twitter: @PorkFr...

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151: You'll Have a Very Cute Corpse 10.12.2019 1:08:05

Deputy Governer Danforth would be very proud of the party after last week's episode! RIP Arthur Miller.

150: Ghost Booty 02.12.2019 1:08:34

Drat - my last episode description referred to the three witches from Macbeth, so I can't use it here! It would've been way more appropriate for this one. Ah well, you know what they say in baseball - fair is foul, and foul is fair.

149: But Do You? 25.11.2019 1:09:38

Double, double, toil and trouble Fire burn and bathtub bubble Cool it with a ingénue's stupidity Then the charm is full of flaccidity

148: Cooking With Raphina 18.11.2019 1:11:34

The party opened a trapped, hidden chest, and then they met an extremely naive young woman. Now insert a funny joke here!

147: A Hands-and-Knees Kind of Situation 11.11.2019 1:20:33

Anyone up for a nice game of Pidliwicks?

146: Modesty is the Best Policy 04.11.2019 1:13:25

The party finally found some sweet sheep relief in an abandoned chapel within Castle Ravenloft. Let's talk to the dead guy there!

145: Shrouds and Cloaks and Draping Drupes 28.10.2019 1:13:21

Welcome to the Haunted House of Strahd! Beware flying dummy vampires and teenagers dressed as creepy clowns!

144: I Should Have Threatened Batthwack's Javelins 21.10.2019 53:01

There was a podcast had a dwarf and Lanko was his name-o. L-A-N-K-O, L-A-N-K-O, L-A-N-K-O, and Lanko was his name-o.

143: Cloacula 14.10.2019 55:46

What flavor sweeties are in store in this week's episode? Take a listen and find out, if you daaaaare.

142: Nobody Hits Will But Me! 07.10.2019 1:06:05

Ah, another illustrious example of Eric's ability to fully express himself as a fully-formed character with a wide range of human emotions. Just like in real life!

141: Let Me Take Off Your Brazier 30.09.2019 1:09:08

This episode has 100% less toe touching than the last one, I guarantee it.

140: What's the Swirly Plan? 16.09.2019 1:07:11

I know it's a castle, but why is it so BIG?!

139: The Fork of Truth 09.09.2019 1:15:30

Clearly that was what Beyonce meant.

138: Hello Kitty Lockpick Set 02.09.2019 1:08:47

Don't go breaking my heart I couldn't if I tried Honey if I get restless Baby you're not that kind Don't go breaking my heart You take the weight off me Honey when you knock on my door I gave you my key

137: Lank and Flank 26.08.2019 1:01:23

It seems like the party has finally gotten to the heart of the matter, eh? Eh? EH? EHHH?!

136: The Octagon 19.08.2019 58:24

I’m picking out a mirror for you. Not an ordinary mirror for you. But the extra best mirror that you can buy, With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in! I’m picking out a mirror for you, And maybe a barometer too, And what else can I buy so on me you’ll rely, A rear end thermometer too.

135: A Living Art Installation 14.08.2019 1:01:50

How are we ever going to make it past the great scandal known as Forkgate? The group just has no respect for cutlery!

134: I Always Get Philosophical Just Before I'm Murdered 05.08.2019 47:21

This group really courts this courtyard. They're a regular couple of yardbirds. Yeardly Smith should join the party. Microsoft Cortana could help them find their way around this courtyard. I wouldn't be suprised to see Roland earn his guns after defeating Cort somewhere in this courtyard. Yardjarit.

133: Copacetic Time Bandits 31.07.2019 51:01

Castle Ravenloft. Castle Ravenloft! CASTLE RAVENLOFT! CAAAAASTLE RAAAVENLOOOOFT!!!!!

132: High Fetlock 22.07.2019 1:10:55

Ezmerelda has headed off alone to Castle Ravenloft, but hey, I'm sure she'll be fine, right? She's just headed to the place that the party has been putting off visiting literally the entire time they've been in Barovia.

131: I Don't Think It's Legal For There To Be Another Batthwack 15.07.2019 1:06:12

Galdar is dead! Quick poll - who's happy, and who's sad? Leave a five-star review with your vote!

130: That Turtle Just Pushed That Hot Woman Off The Roof! 08.07.2019 1:01:10

Two paths diverge, will they ever meet again? Tune in for another episode of Pork Fried Dice! Oh, also: https://i.gifer.com/5PmD.gif

129: Does That Mean We Can Find David Bowie in Vallaki Right Now? 01.07.2019 59:41

In lieu of an episode description (not that we usually provide a useful one), here's a link to a YouTube video that will prove helpful while you listen to this intallment of Pork Fried dice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHkhIjG0DKc

128: EGG-SMR 24.06.2019 1:06:17

Eric provided the best explanation for a saber-toothed tiger's behavior ever. He could've stopped the podcast right there and then, because he knows nothing could ever top it, but the money's just too good.

127: We Will Break You With Our Eggs 17.06.2019 59:00

Galdar's back in the story! We hate that guy!