Poorly Read Podcast - Season 1: Harry Potter, Season 2: Narnia/Twilight, Season 3: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we have a brief glimpse into the origin story of Tom and Giften, learn about the bodies under patio (HE WOULDN'T HURT A FLY!), and look on in horror as Krum 'frenzies'...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we wish you a merry christmassssssssssss! We continue our journey through Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, add some festive frolock to your fun and frilly feasting, and talk about only one chapter: The...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we try to keep it together as the wheels come off. Moody mourns the loss of his Victorian dry-wife, Winky guards Mr Crouch's winky with her life, and Hermione continue...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we discuss what Giften's 'spicy' Hogwarts houses would be, search the castle for Snape's missing testicles, and wonder if veela nethers shine like a certain briefcase...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we witness things that are... UNFORGIVABLE! Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poo...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we take even more sips from the Goblet of Fire. We reminisce about defunct forms of communication, see even more uses for Molly's gravy, and finally see Hermione's true colours... Merchandise: poorlyread.re...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we experience the Quidditch World Cup Final! This makes Tom happy; Giften hates it. We ring some Veela lady-bells, smash Harry's teeth in with some leprechaun gold, an...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we commence our journey to the Quidditch World Cup! We get a spoonful of Molly's Gravy, put nice things on our carpets and encounter an unlikely superhero team up... M...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we start on the book where it all gets a bit sexy and dangerous, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. We attempt more accents, listen on as Voldemort sings songs about his pee-pee, and wonder why Mr. Weasle...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread On this spooky-scary edition of Poorly Read, we take a closer look at some of the villains that populate the wizarding world. We also attempt 10 seconds of silence at the start (for audio processing) and fail spectacularly....

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this third instalment of our movie spectaculars, we go through the masterpiece that is Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Our bearded friend, Daniel Nunan, joins us again and much hilarity ensues................ o...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we conclude the Purple Book! A.K.A. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. More awful accents are attempted, Sirius re-enacts scenes from Ted Bundy's life, and wizards don't take fire safety seriously Me...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban we stand to the side as Lupin becomes Basil Exposition, we ask for a f*cking packet of crisps, and Hermione's nostrils fulfil their destiny... Merchandise: poorlyr...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban we talk about Trelawney and her foggy balls, argue about getting in trunks with boggarts, and witness Hermione's sick fetish Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, they play Quidditch.... AGAIN, McGonagall turns up in a tartan négligée and Harry says the F word a least 6 too many times Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com  ...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this week's episode, we take a bite out of Chapters 10, 11 and 12 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Snape gets his bollocks bitten off by a wolfy Lupin, Hermione gets told about herself on her deathbed, and Ro...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, we blow out the 16 candles on our consenting birthday cake, talk about how we made our past teachers cry, and have a little play with Lupin's grindylow.... Mercha...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread It's September, so we take a little break from our regularly scheduled programming to have a little diddle with the Hogwarts teachers (shortbread APLENTY) and discover more about wizarding schools from across the Harry Pott...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this week's episode on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, we talk about getting the... gist of things, what it's like to get 'owled' and how Hagrid just always thinks it'll be FUNNY. Merchandise: poorlyread.redbub...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread On this episode, we put on our velvet suit and neck ruff and start on... THE PURPLE BOOK! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban gets underway, and we witness marge do some truly terrible things with car crashes... Mercha...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this week's episode, we review the 2nd movie; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! We argue over the mediocre/terrible child acting, discuss Dumbledore's late night trips to the hospital wing, and discover how phoeni...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we come... to the end of the roadddddd....... for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! We finally get to see inside that dark, cavernous space.... and we ALSO get to see inside the Chamber of Secrets! *...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread We glide through chapters 13, 14 and 15 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. We discover the Hogwarts viral video, 'Two Ghosts; One Cup' and we continue to wonder WHY THE SCHOOL HAS NOT BEEN SENT HOME YET?! Merchandi...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret, we delve through Chapters 10, 11 and 12. We discuss Harry's sexy acting skills and witness Madame Pomfrey's 'extreme care' Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   T...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, we ponder as to what the olde timey origins of Quidditch are and think about a business model based around Nearly Headless Nick's Deathday Party... all whilst shar...