Poorly Read Podcast - Season 1: Harry Potter, Season 2: Narnia/Twilight, Season 3: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Giften and Tom join Harry on his trip to Diagonelly... Diagonelly.... DIAGON ALLEY.... and marvel at Ron driving a magic car like it ain't no thang Merchandise: po...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we begin our very green-tinged journey into Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Harry has a properly crap birthday and a bunch of Weasleys fly a car into a cul-de-sac... all without anyone noticing (mu...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this week's episode, we celebrate the magic of motion pictures by chatting sh*t whilst watching (on mute and at almost twice the speed) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: Da Movie! We talk about everything diaboli...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we climax... with the final chapters of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone! We finally get past Fluffy, and discover who has been trying to kill Harry all year (spoilers: it's Quirrell) Merchandise: p...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we discuss Chapters 13, 14 and 15 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone! We join Harry and Hermione on their dumb-ass journey to the astronomy tower with Norbet, interrupt McGonagall as she's getting...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In episode 3, we continue with our banter in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone! We talk about how effing useless a Remembrall is;  how Malfoy is a scheming little dickweed; and we get our first full-frontal look into...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In episode 2, we continue with our sexy journey into Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. We join Hagrid as he (potentially) murders the Dursley's to leave no trace of his visit to the Shack-on-the-Rock, talk about the...

In episode 1, we delve straight into the supple, pink depths of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone! We wonder why McGonagall insists on wearing high heels and smoking while she's in cat form, discuss how Hagrid might've breast fed Harry as they flew over Bristol, and converse as to whether or not it was Harry's inappropriate behaviour at family dinners that led to him being kept under the st...