Poorly Read Podcast - Season 1: Harry Potter, Season 2: Narnia/Twilight, Season 3: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode we get all chocolatey, and lick all kinds of confectionary off our fingers; Lupin has a prehistoric Patronus; and Alanis gets her Morisette everywhere 🙄 Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com Twitter: https:...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode we continue our incursion into Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, we tell you all about our summer nah-highttttttsssssss, have frownie-faces at rural family traditions, and discover what Luna does durin...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode we plough ever-further into the loving folds of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, we bow down at the alter of a Canadian songstress, try to fit in our schedules, and have a quick gander over Ron's shor...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode we climb deeper into Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, get jiggy in the Slug Club,  learn the true meaning of the term 'Death Eater', and get hit with boyband nostalgia in the Potions classroom Merchan...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we stick our wands in-between the supple folds of a chair, accompany Draco as he travels the world looking for that good D, and listen in on Hermione as she has a conversation with Harry about her poo-babie...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this spoogey episode we begin our journey into the penultimate Harry Potter adventure; The Half Blood Pince. We go with a dementor to their first job interview, watch a quick brown fox jump over the lazy dog, and gently...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, Giften and Tom get all sharey and answer fan questions! Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyre...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we reach the sweaty zenith of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! We talk about the 90's (again), get in a lift with Harry and Bellatrix and get a free garlic bread from Hagrid's Hut Merchandise: poo...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode we approach the exciting climax of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we do our first remote recording! We try to stay... *Nsync with each other as new words are invented, balls are smashed, and wiza...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode we visit the new restaurant, Hagrid's Hut, and have a flashback to Quirrel's teaching assistant, The Velveteen Vadge. I'm sure we talk about some stuff that actually happens in Harry Potter and the Order of...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we get all SPOON-SPOON! Umbridge gives McG a slice of Fanny Cake, and Harry Potter breaks a dragon's heart 😔.... Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we let Grawp get carried away with his new scissor hands, learn of Rita Skeeter's new pop career, and have a certain feeling for Snape... Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread Here's another cheeky slice of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! In this episode, Giften teaches Tom about surprise erections, Hermione gives out hateful homework planners, and Snape reveals his love for 80's actio...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we get fishy with aquatic sex practices; Umbridge gets her detective on; and Hagrid just won't f*cking listen!!!! Join us as we delve further into Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Merchandise: poor...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we run to the top of a hill and sing from our diaphragms. We also proclaim Hermione as the true Warrior Princess of these books, and Snape tries to get hold of s...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, some of us get all spooky; we get all Grubbly on our Planks; and Harry smothers Ron in an attempt to show him what it's 'really like'... Merchandise: poorlyread....

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode we delve further into Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. We assume that two different words are spelt exactly the same; have a wizard fight in the worst Irish accents you've ever heard; and are left...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we say 'BYE, ASHES!' to any sense of decorum. Mrs. Figg gets Figgy, Tom and Giften have some words about character integrity, and Molly's boggart does a weird th...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we have a cleaning montage, plop Molly on the stove, and wonder why Kreacher is walking side to side..... Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com Twitter: https://...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode we commence Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! We also take the submissions from the 'Punchline Out of Context' Instagram competition and try and seamlessly insert them into our conversation. The res...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we ______ all over Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: The Movie! We have our regular movie guest, the _______ piece of _________, Daniel Nunan! And as per usual, Tom has _________ all over the mother_____...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we reach the end of Harry Potter and His Hot Cups! We sit down in Moody's office as he has a little Allegiance Reveal Party, discover how Harry and Ginny use Polyjuice Potion to spice up their love life, an...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we observe how Voldemort punishes cheeky Death Eaters, learn which bodily fluid is a good adhesive, and feel our bosoms swell as Harry and Cedric's hearts... go onnnnn...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we get closer to the milky, white climax of Harry Potter and the Hot Cups! Harry comes face to face with the largest sphincter in recorded history, Cedric gets excited about Hermione's new book, and Voldemo...

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this filthy episode, we take some more swigs from the Goblet of Fire! Crouch is unabashed when it comes to elvish murder, Hermione continues her recruitment crusade, and Hagrid starts his own YouTube channel! Merchandise...