Pointless Global News

On today's show, Norway claps back at Trump, with some toilet humor of their own. Then, a stuntman dressed as Michael Myers, pulls a 1.5 ton car with the tip of his penis. Next, dog poop becomes a weapon in the latest version of Grand Theft Auto!  

On today's show, it's an all ai edition of Pointless Global News, starting with a story of ai selling a man's keyboard on Muse AI without his permission. Then, you'll be shocked by the high threshold to clear, to be able to sue for damages caused by ai. Next. ai summaries can rewrite your memories.  

On today's show, a bus driver's farts were so bad, a colleague needed to wash her uniform. Then, if you have a stuffy nose, an orgasm can help. Next, the case of a serial urine enthusiast has finally been solved!  

On today's show, hot horny single dolphins in your area are ready to attack you! Then, France releases a scratch and sniff stamp that smells like a baguette. Next, Shrek's fully-erect-cartoon-green penis is texted to a Republican Senator.  

On today's show, you now have yet another great reason to not eat at McDonald's and it has nothing to do with their food. Then, a Philly Cheesesteak war heats up, after a shop owner is assaulted by a sandwich. Next, karma turns on the CEO of Flock, the company that runs those license plate reading cameras and it's hilarious!  

On today's show, a homeless Florida man gets a surprise when he takes a bath in a pond. Then, a toy Halloween pumpkin wants to get freaky with you. Next, a Wyoming woman is arrested for telling her neighbor to get the fuck off her lawn.   

On today's show, a Hyrox athlete has explosive diarrhea while competing, while those competing had to endure the stench. Then, a man gets arrested for driving a child's toy Barbie car. Next, that mid-term Republican convention in Dallas last week, crashed the Grindr app.  

On today's show, nearly 2,000 insane Chicagoans attempt the unthinkable, breaking the Guinness world record for shots of Malort. Then, we'll tell you about another even more idiotic Guiness world record. Next, the base camp at Mt. Everest is melting, due to climbers peeing on it.  

On today's show, a taxpayer funded sexual relief program is proposed for the unhoused in L.A. Then, a man uses superglue to control incontinence, with horrifying results. Next, a grade school teacher in Atlanta has a unique way to control farts in her classroom.   

On today's show, a gang of rats had a party at a New Orleans police station. Then, you won't believe where 3 baby monkeys were found on passengers at an airport. Next, Russia is blaming Polish and Lithuanian beavers for building unauthorized dams in Russia, on a special all animal stories edition of Pointless Global News!  

On today's show, the audience at last week's Lollapalooza were crowd surfing bags of piss! Then, an assisted living facility purposely gave a resident 18 shots of booze and a beer everyday as part of his daily routine. Next, a Florida steakhouse is inviting customers to dine in the nude!  

On today's show, how much do we fart in a day and which age group is the gassiest? Then, an Idaho man juggles torches while riding a unicycle and no longer has eyebrows. Next, RFK Jr. debuts The Real Food Show, the food show nobody asked for.   

On today's show, fired drug sniffing dogs face an abysmal job market. Then, you can now get illegal drugs delivered by drones, in Florida of course. Next, another story about a man getting stuck in a porta-potty tank, you won't believe the worthless piece of crap he was trying to retrieve! Spoiler alert, Lilibet doesn't believe it can happen (just search the image online and see for yourself).  

On today's show, a British man wipes his ass with a sandwich in public, we'll tell you why. Then, I'll do a deep dive into why rats get the munchies when exposed to marijuana. Next, is Senator Mitch The Glitch McConnell dead or alive? I'll provide some answers.  

On today's show, while Trump is in Turkey, his poop gets flown back to the U.S. Then, I'l tell you why New York leads the nation in explosive diarrhea. Next, a young black bear wanders into a barbershop in Alaska, then leaves his calling card on the way out.  

On today's show, a man is arrested for waxing the dolphin in public at the Great American State Fair in Washington. Then, a man is arrested for craping 18 times in public pools. Next, a man drops his sunglasses in a vault toilet and decides it's a great idea to try to snag them out.  

On today's show, a live elephant urinates on the floor of the Texas Republican Convention. Then, I'll tell you about America's newest frozen treat, breast milk ice cream! Next, I'll tell you about the gross habits of some airline passengers these days.  

On today's show, the Pentagon declares that reporters are not allowed to walk down the hallways without a grownup. Then, I'll tell you what the brand name SPAM really means. Next, a Florida man is suing after being bit by a Florida Alligator. That story and a truly gross fashion trend involving rats.  

On today's show, Vladimir Putin's quest for immortality involves cryogenics and mini pigs. Then, a creepy abandoned puppet gets a job as a cop. Next, I'll tell you about an albino buffalo named Donald Trump.  

On today's show, a McDonald's manager licks the fries of an unsuspecting ex-girlfriend. Then, I'll tell you about the man who broke the record for breaking cocktail sticks. Next, a pony gets rescued from inside a tractor tire.  

On today's show, you won't believe what TSA agents are now allowing in carry-on luggage. Then in a related story, you won't believe what some folks are smuggling in their pants. Next, a MAGA man is caught shooting video in a public men's room, his explanation is as stupid as it is hilarious (not to mention illegal).  

On today's show, it's a poo D'detat at the Pooseum. Then, an irregular heartbeat might be corrected by rectal stimulation. Next, an all-you-can-eat restaurant in Spain now charges a vomit fee if you overstuff your gullet.  

On today's show, a Scotsman is caught dry humping a garbage bin. Then, I'll tell you the benefits of nude gardening. Next, we'll visit a major league ballpark with a rodent infestation. UFEBmF18LQ6oyJn9TsSY    

On today's show, Pope Leo spent his childhood observing clowns and now it's paying dividends. Then, I'll tell you about the woman who fell through the floor of a porta potty in Australia. Next, we'll go to a town where the police want you to get drunk and they'll supply the snacks and drinks.  

On today's show, a Chinese automaker has patented an in the car toilet, making carpooling much more challenging. Then, I'll tell you about a 40 pound beaver stealing wood from a store in Canada. Next, some of the weirdest incidents involving farts, because I have the comic sense of a 12 year old boy.