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On today's show, while Trump is in Turkey, his poop gets flown back to the U.S. Then, I'l tell you why New York leads the nation in explosive diarrhea. Next, a young black bear wanders into a barbershop in Alaska, then leaves his calling card on the way out.  

On today's show, a man is arrested for waxing the dolphin in public at the Great American State Fair in Washington. Then, a man is arrested for craping 18 times in public pools. Next, a man drops his sunglasses in a vault toilet and decides it's a great idea to try to snag them out.  

On today's show, a live elephant urinates on the floor of the Texas Republican Convention. Then, I'll tell you about America's newest frozen treat, breast milk ice cream! Next, I'll tell you about the gross habits of some airline passengers these days.  

On today's show, the Pentagon declares that reporters are not allowed to walk down the hallways without a grownup. Then, I'll tell you what the brand name SPAM really means. Next, a Florida man is suing after being bit by a Florida Alligator. That story and a truly gross fashion trend involving rats.  

On today's show, Vladimir Putin's quest for immortality involves cryogenics and mini pigs. Then, a creepy abandoned puppet gets a job as a cop. Next, I'll tell you about an albino buffalo named Donald Trump.  

On today's show, a McDonald's manager licks the fries of an unsuspecting ex-girlfriend. Then, I'll tell you about the man who broke the record for breaking cocktail sticks. Next, a pony gets rescued from inside a tractor tire.  

On today's show, you won't believe what TSA agents are now allowing in carry-on luggage. Then in a related story, you won't believe what some folks are smuggling in their pants. Next, a MAGA man is caught shooting video in a public men's room, his explanation is as stupid as it is hilarious (not to mention illegal).  

On today's show, it's a poo D'detat at the Pooseum. Then, an irregular heartbeat might be corrected by rectal stimulation. Next, an all-you-can-eat restaurant in Spain now charges a vomit fee if you overstuff your gullet.  

On today's show, a Scotsman is caught dry humping a garbage bin. Then, I'll tell you the benefits of nude gardening. Next, we'll visit a major league ballpark with a rodent infestation. UFEBmF18LQ6oyJn9TsSY    

On today's show, Pope Leo spent his childhood observing clowns and now it's paying dividends. Then, I'll tell you about the woman who fell through the floor of a porta potty in Australia. Next, we'll go to a town where the police want you to get drunk and they'll supply the snacks and drinks.  

On today's show, a Chinese automaker has patented an in the car toilet, making carpooling much more challenging. Then, I'll tell you about a 40 pound beaver stealing wood from a store in Canada. Next, some of the weirdest incidents involving farts, because I have the comic sense of a 12 year old boy.  

On today's show, a life-like remote-rotating dildo is being recalled for safety concerns. Then, RFK Jr. is at it again, only this time it involves a dead raccoon. Next, I'll tell you about a water filled vacuum cleaner, running for mayor in the U.K.  

On today's show, the cancer prevention group F-cancer, wants men to beat off cancer….literally. Then, Truffles-a 3 foot tall teddy bear is rescued by Chicago police after being stolen. Next, are you a man with an itchy ass? I'll tell you what might be causing it.  

On today's show, the Food And Drug Administration recalls Boner Bear Honey. Then, a Florida Airbnb guest is accused of urinating on all of the furniture. Next, police charge a quadruple amputee professional cornhole player with shooting a man while driving his Tesla.  

On today's show, a proud British gent sets a new record for pulling a 2 ton car with his balls. Then, the story of a man raised by wolves as a boy, adjusting to life without wolves. Next, Chat GPT wants you to shove garlic up your ass!  

On today's show, there's a new side effect of drinking that might turn you sober, it's called "booze butt". Then, I'll tell you about the basketball coach who moonlighted as a pimp. Next, a New Jersey Girl Scout troop sets up shop selling cookies outside a cannabis dispensary.  

On today's show, the torturous "Cheek Splitter 9000" airline seat has many travelers worried about the future of aviation. Then, a determined beaver jaywalks and resists arrest. Next, in our continuing coverage of beaver news, it's Bu-cee's versus Mickey's in a trademark infringement case.  

On today's show, a Canadian man celebrates their hockey loss by taking a chainsaw to his TV. Then, the condom supply at the winter olympics lasted only 3 days. Next, a naked man steals an ambulance with a patient inside. Spoiler alert, it did not happen in Florida.  

On today's show, a Florida Man gets his freak on with a vacuum cleaner. Then, a rumble breaks out on a Florida pickleball court. Next, the government's new  realfood.gov website has a chatbot that will cheerfully advise you what foods you can shove up your ass.

On today's show, in case you missed it, February 5 was National Fart Day and I'll tell you the backstory on the history of farting. Then, Canada's super pigs are poised to invade the U.S. Next, I'll do a deep dive into the penis injection scandal unfolding at the Winter Olympics!  

On today's show, a male manatee dies after having sex with his brother. Then, hundreds of pet rats in New York are now homeless and looking for their forever home. Next, the head of a Florida toilet cartel is caught and he's now flushed with guilt.  

On today's show, we'll start with 3 really pointlessly stupid warning labels. Then, a local inventor breaks the speed record for driving in a garbage can. Next, a doctor shares what really goes on when you're knocked out during a colonoscopy and yes, it's nasty like poop poo. Also, an apology for not doing a podcast last week......because we now live in a pointlessly  unfunny world. In other words...

On today's show, the U.S. Department of War battles a Toronto sex shop. Then, a robot sues for damage after getting beaten up on TV. Next, it's our first Florida Man story of the new year and of course, it's hilarious.  

On today's show, having issues with your beaver? A Swiss hotline would like to know. Then, some mummified meat is screened by TSA agents at O'hare airport. Next, some buff bears break into a Colorado gym, to enjoy a protein shake and some power lifting.  

On today's festive holiday edition, a Trump wax statue gets removed after visitors punch it. Then, in the future, you may have a raccoon for a pet. Next, there's a new body wash made just to clean your anus.