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On today's show, smelling farts may prevent Alzheimer's. Then, an amateur verminator has a plan to keep rats from spoiling a movie. Next, if you can write poetry, AI can help you build a nuclear bomb.  

On today's show Ol' Golden Balls is back, just in time for Christmas! Then, a New York subway station will temporarily smell better, just in time for Christmas! Next, meet Kumma, the freaky talking A.I. teddy bear.  

On today's show, a man serves his friends feet meat tacos. Then, a man needs to quit his food challenge after only 6 minutes. Next, we'll meet the man who did a different kind of challenge, stuffing matches into his nose.  

On today's show, a man gets the ride of his life in a porta-potty. Then, I'll tell you how to stay out of the E.R. on Thanksgiving. Next, I'll tell you about a flight from hell and it had nothing to do with the current slowdown at airports in the U.S.  

On today's show, a solid gold toilet is headed for an auction, your chance to put your money where your mouth should never go. Then, there's a new mayor in a Canadian town and it's a cat. Next, I'll tell you about some very expensive coffee that comes from the butt of a weasel.  

On today's show, it's official, science confirms it's ok to breathe through your butt. Then, get ready to have nano-bots crawling up your nose to relieve sinus issues. Next, I'll tell you about Norbert the skateboarding pig and the record he broke! (and of course, Lilibet frowns upon this.)  

On today's show, an old man mistakes a dog poop box for a mailbox. Then, navigating Venice with Google Maps can be a soggy experience. Next, I'll tell you a story about a crime fighting pig.  

On today's show, a Florida man goes door-to-door picking fights. Next, you may never want to use a gas station microwave oven again. Finally, a new and creative place to carry your thermos that will shock you!  

On today's show, a Jersey City man finds a clever way to avoid paying tolls. Next, a firefighter gets even with her ex-boyfriend. Then, another Florida Man story to entertain us and a story about a new side hustle that involves nail clippings!  

On today's show, it turns out that foul odor in a high school came from a teacher. Next, a man saves an injured squirrel and now they are inseparable. Then,  we'll meet the ER doc with tales from the dark side.  

On today's show, pay toilets in China make you watch an ad first, before you can wipe. Next, a greedy burmese python, barfs up an entire deer in Florida. Then we'll wrap things up with a grave digging contest and a sleepy air traffic controller.  

On today's show, a doctor leaves his patient on the operating table for a booty call. Next, a man and his emotional support alligator are not welcome at Walmart. Then, we'll cover the annual ham throwing contest in the east of Spain!  

On today's show, we'll give you the 411 on Jet Belly and how to do it when nature calls. Then, meet the man who was so horny to amputate his own legs. Next, meet the U.S. Senator who believes radioactive shrimp will turn you into an alien.  

On today's show, a man is beaten up by a grocery store staff for trying to steal a car and then sues the grocery store. Next, an Idaho man breaks the record for wet sponge hits to the face. Then we'll wrap things up with corn chips that taste like 9 volt batteries and an orca that needs hands-on attention.  

On today's show, a meth fueled flight attendant gives new meaning to the mile high club. Next, Ozempic for pets, new hope for pudgy pooches and tubby tabbies! Then we'll wrap things up with an update on the serial butt sniffer we reported on last month. Spoiler alert, he was released a month ago by some idiot judge, so of course, he struck again.

On today's show, a 45 year old Texas man wants a diaper change. Then, a hospital in Thailand is using patient records as food wrappers. Next we wrap things up with a new toothpaste made from some truly gross ingredients.  

On today's show, 7 Hilarious, yet horrifying masturbation mishaps. Then, next time you get stressed out, have a binky. Finally, a naked man with a dildo on a stick is terrifying European tourists.   

On today's show, we have some freeway foreplay in West Virginia, with the expected results. Then, is cougar puberty better or worse than teenage puberty? Next, a zoo in Denmark is requesting your small pet as food for their predators. Then we'll wrap things up with some Google Street View shenanigans in Argentina and Smokey The Bear helps the cops in Florida!  

On today's show, Chuck E. Cheese is arrested for credit card fraud. Then, a kinky kitty wants your underwear, not your affection. Finally, a serial butt sniffer in Burbank is arrested….again!  

On today's show, a seedy swingers festival invades a sleepy British town. Then, a woman who was dead for 2 minutes reveals what she saw while dead. Finally, do sloths fart? I'll reveal the smelly facts.  

On today's show, it's a fashion trend, chimps in Zambia are sticking grass and sticks in their butts. Then, a giant beaver is named the official state fossil of Minnesota. Finally, balls out bowling in the nude comes to Pittsburgh!  

On today's show, Doctors in the U.K. beg people to stop bringing in unsolicited urine samples. Next, a Peruvian man claims an 800 year old mummy is his spiritual girlfriend, Finally, a man who enjoys prowling the beach at night as a cat.  

On today's show, the Mile High Club isn't just for passengers, the flight crews participate too. Then, we'll meet the Rat Whisperer of New York City. Finally, playing on the phone while on the toilet is both extremely popular and extremely unhealthy.  

On today's show, old people funk happens and the superfood that can help prevent it. Then, we'll tell you about the man who proposed to his ai chatbot girlfriend, before she ran out of memory. Finally, a Michigan bear roamed the woods with a lid around its neck for two years!  

On today's show, get to know your city councilman at a nudist resort in the south of France. Then, why bother shopping in a store, when you can poop and run instead. Next, it seems to be a trend, a man in Florida pissing on a pallet of Spam at Sam's Club. Finally, we'll tell you about the Russian tiger and goat bromance breakup!