Podsten Dunstcast

AKA Kirsten Dunst's cover of The Vapours' Turning Japanese, created for Takashi Murakami's Pop Life: Art in a Modern World installation at The Tate Modern. It's about the history of art as commerce!

A movie about a dumb and mean journalist with a heart of gold (?). Also, a pig, a Chihuahua, Jeff Bridges, and Megan Fox are there. Kirsten, what were you doing?

Pat Urso (newly-wed, longtime friend, and former bandmate) joins the boys (and super-producer Bud) to talk about the most interesting Spider-Man movie. Mary Jane, paradoxically, finally gets a chance to shine while Peter makes it all about himself. How will Kirsten Dunst leverage these films moving forward? FIND OUT in the future of Podsten Dinstcast

hello. Kirsten Dunst directed a film or two. here's one. ghosts represent... something. Kirsten Dunst, if you're listening, write in at podstendunstcast@gmail.com

Sofia Coppola's life is kind of like being raised in Versailles, right? Mal brings some historical context and also her impeccable French accent, all so we can understand a montage movie about the vapidity of palace life.

It's important to show that your suicycle wouldn't actually work. Big swing, regardless (the suicide machine, not the movie)

We're working hard on That's My Monster, so enjoy our coverage of the newest movie in the Spider-Man's-girlfriend-plays-tennis trilogy! Another perfectly bisexual movie for our biweekly podcast. Reminder: bisexuality isn't edgy, it's the norm.

Wimbledon't.

Jim Carrey seems to have gotten bad plastic surgery, but why would The Man With The Rubber Face (two-time Kirsten Dunst collaborator) do such a thing? Every other week you can find a bonus DunstCast at Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere for only $2 a month. $5 or more gets you a bonus episode EVERY WEEK

Mike Smyth, something of a Spider-Man himself, joins the Dunst Boys for the very first time, and it's for the most well-regarded film of Sam Raimi's superhero trilogy. Again, our girl doesn't have much to do, but at least it's a little more than last time.

Wherein the host learns the difference between a script and a screenplay

Girls go to college to get more knowledge

Y'all ever try to make a video game and end up making a movie instead? Maybe it makes more sense in French

It should've been a comedy. That would have been brave. Instead it took 20 years to write. Those 20 years could've been spent on more Bill & Ted

Imagine a man, but with the powers of a spider. Imagine 100 Green Goblin gliders flying over a mountaintop toward your insurgent army. Imagine fully wasting the talents of a prolific former child actor and turning her into a pretty trophy for our Spider-Hero. Imagine Kirsten Dunst getting something to do in this movie. Camilla is back with her beau, Tom, to imagine this and more.

AKA All Forgotten (probably a better title). the things we (and Nick Stahl [whom isn't dead, by the way]) do for the love of Kirsten Dunst

Grandpa Gilmore is William Randolph Hearts, and Kirsten Dunst is his erstwhile mistress. They're on a party boat with Cary Elwes, Eddie Izzard, and Jennifer Tilly. Someone is dying, and it's not whom you'd think! Introducing D.K. Bolterstein, J. Young Boi, and M.K. Ultra! It's a historical cromedy of epic proportions. Everybody - CHARLESTON (aka watch Eddington on HBO)!

Kirsten is playing a tragic party girl who falls in love with the right guy in this totally-racially-sensitive TV movie directed by the man who originally played Billy Hazard on the 80's epic civil war miniseries, North & South

A kind-of-fun Shakespeare "adaptation" with a loaded cast. Martin Short shines as an egomaniacal high school theater director, and Kirsten shoots Colin Hanks in the chest with a crossbow.. It's an installment in the "let's make Kirsten sing on-screen even though it makes her uncomfortable" series. But it's no Hamlet 2.

It's story-ception in this not-so-good but definitely memorable Canadian art film. Another young-adult film, another curse. Another set of star-crossed lovers. We are SO BACK baby

Kirsten Dunst and Jimmy Fallon are going to host the 2001 MTV Movie Awards!!! Kirsten doesn't win for "Best Musical Dance Sequence, but she'll be back in 2003 for Best Kiss! Danny is riding the strugglebus, so if you know him, send him some love. I hope you're all getting ready for Spider-Man!

It's better than you'd expect! We'll be back soon with more Dunst movies!! Full bonus episodes at Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere

It's the final bonus featurette on my Bring It On Blu Ray. If you give him a chance, Peyton Reed would tell you that he's punk as heck!

This particular piece of content was ludicrously short, but that won't stop us from making bonus content with our Executive Producer, Bud Koltys. Just boy things! More where this came from at Patreon.com/nooneworkhere

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