Podsten Dunstcast

Cliff is so frickin' weird in this scene. There's more Deleted Scenes commentary at Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere! We'll be done with Bring It On when I SAY WE'RE DONE WITH BRING IT ON

Featuring: The Tallest Cheer-amid Known to Man, Alligator Alcatraz, and Horse Talk. There's more where this came from! Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere for a bonus episode every week.

We're still at cruising altitude with Bring It On, so it's time to show this CLASSIC film - for the first time - to a thirty-something tradesman. The vibe is definitely different than the one we did with the gals! Thanks again to Bud for being open to this bisexual movie. This is the last half(ish) of an episode for our patrons at Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere, where you'll get a bonus epi...

We're stalling out on Bring It On and taking a little break while we bank some new episodes. This is two chunks of bonus episodes, put together for your enjoyment, both based on bonus features from the Bring It On Blu Ray: the "extended" car wash scene featuring Rufus King's "All That I Need," and the music video for BLAQUE's "As If." New bonus episodes wi...

It's a biweekly podcast for bisexual people. This bi-week, we're discussing curses and vampires, and the inherent bisexuality of of cheerleading (which is, of course, a metaphor for women). In case you were wondering, the host of this podcast is a feminist. And if you were in the band Rufus King, hit us up at podstendunstcast@gmail.com or Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere!

A low-energy episode about a low-energy movie, written by a guy who hasn't worked on movies before or since. This one has another Pete Campbell jump-scare. Happy 18th birthday to Kirsten Dunst - they made her a stripper in this one!

Bud once dressed as the Crow for Halloween. It's a pun-heavy episode, y'all. To listen to us talk about The Crow (1994), visit: Patreon.com/nooneworkhere

Andrew Fleming is the (auteur?) director of Hamlet 2, and also Dick. This movie gets a lot of mileage out of the President's chosen abbreviation for Richard. And it turns out we don't know much about history. RIP to the actor who plays Betsy's brother, Larry; he died in a cocoon of cum. And that's comedy.

Lapsed Lutheran, returning guest, and lead singer of The Lowcocks - Anne Oakley - meets Josh and Mal in Mount Rose, MN for the Sarah Rose Cosmetics American Teen Princess Pageant. Is Allison Janney THE BEST supporting actress? Isn't it great how women are so much funnier than men? This episode is sponsored by Miller Lite and RogerEbert.com.

Danny an Mal co-co-host in this episode! It's a movie for preteens about a heroic bear (called Grandfather?) who co-opts a caricature of an indigenous man in his quest for justice against against the poachers who killed his sister. Featuring real-life bad guy Zachary Ty Bryan! I cannot stress this enough: WE ARE NOT GOOD AT TALKING ABOUT INSENSITIVE FILMS!!!!

Jerilyn Jordan (disgraced writer, Swayzepod alumnus, and prior Kirsten Dunst lookalike) joins the pod while we cover a Kirsten Dunst classic about how a mom can do damage to her daughters. Or is it? The feminine gaze meets the male perspective in Sofia Copolla's directorial debut.

Assassin's Creed: Holocaust Edition. Jo [Forest Bakery] rejoins the boys at the work camp that is No One Work Here podcasts. Why is this movie taught in schools? Featuring disturbing conclusions about living in a post-genocide society.

The Dunst Boys try to get to the bottom of why we have so many Tom Sawyer adaptations. This one is a poorly animated surprise musical! It's bad at talking about slavery, and so are we. Talk about whitewashing a fence. Shout out to Jim French!

AKA Strike! and AKA All I Wanna Do. Mal co-hosts this episode about a girl's ensemble flick, where we're joined by Anne an Pickle to figure out exactly why Harvey Weinstein killed this movie. It's based on a true story about an all-girls Canadian boarding school, and the girls who took control of their education. Pressure The Lowcocks to moonlight as a Josie and the Pussycats cover ban...

Little guy expert, Shane Stroud, regales us with his boundless knowledge. It's a pretty good follow-up to Gremlins, and has something to say about the toy-to-military-industrial-complex pipeline! Shane even pitches the perfect sequel. Is this Kirsten's first movie where she's the girl prize?

Happy Christmas! Santa got you Part 3 of Kirsten's 6-episode arc on ER. Reintroducing: Dr. AIDS (actually a Physician's Assistant), The Other Two Black Doctors (one serious, one seriously sad), and Dr. Foxy Doyle (she helps a battered woman get to safety!). Charlie and Dr. Dog conspire to ruin Dr. Nurse Carol's Christmas. Good riddance to Dr. Lewis. We hope that Arizona is treating her well, and g...

Another in the short collection of Soviet-era short, animated features. This one has the same source material as Frozen! It's a Matryoshka doll of a story

We made it to the Ghibli movie! Camilla Skill and co-host, Mal, join your humble host in another foray into foreign animation. Our queen is CULTURED! It's a film about a girl who's old enough to move out and get a job, but still needs a new Mommy and Auntie to help her make the transition. Are the themes problematic? Did Kirsten Dunst ever really meet Phil Hartman? DO YOU WANT TO MEET HOT CROWS IN...

Get your blueprints out: it's time to tackle teenage pregnancy through an intersectional Christian lens.

Keegan and CJ show up and do their thing while we talk about a semi-prophetic Movie About Making Movies. Kirsten does some meta-acting. Maybe-President Coach tries to save the world from the pedophilic incumbent president. Willie Nelson plays a character who writes a psy op song about Shoes. Woody Harrelson is also there. https://allmylinks.com/themoronbrosshow

Mal joins Josh and Danny in covering an a-historic animated flick that transforms the anger of the proletariat into the influence of demons. Kirsten Dunst plays Young Anastasia (for maybe 5 lines of "dialogue?"). Mal loves the movie. Danny "knows history." Your humble host is disturbed by Disney (and Disney-adjacent) politics. How do y'all think Don BLuth feels about FOX getting bought by The Mous...

Halloweeen comes early this year! The Gutte play a bumbling paranormal con man, and Kirsten Dunst plays his affable niece. Together, they solve the mystery behind a 60-year-old mystery. A man named Leonard Pickle supposedly designed the ride on which this made-for-TV-movie is based, and Chris once accidentally bit him. Chris Plemonses Josh. Josh explains POD OF LOVE CAST [it's a good thing], which...

Shane checks back in and Bud straightens out any confusions he may have about the plot and characters. We list all the doctors and decide we don't really like any of them except Dr. Benton, who's actually kind of a huge nerd. Bodies are just a series of tubes, and we confuse ER with House. Charlie Chemingo finally suffers violence. Who is responsible for suicide? And for that matter, who i...

Shane Stroud is an expert on ER (and a lot of other trash TV, just like Josh) and he is here to introduce Kirsten's 6-episode arc on ER's third season. We do a good job talking about the broader themes that will be present in the coming episodes (available at patreon.com/nooneworkhere) despite minimal prior knowledge on your humble host's behalf. Introducing: Doctor Dog Ross, Doctor Th...

Welcome to Vonneboys! It's basically the SwayzePod, but instead about Kurt Vonnegut adaptations. The cast, with John Goodman and Nick Nolte, and literally Laura Palmer herself, does the best they can with some dicey source material. Just like us! Can it be a cromedy if it's about Nazis? And why did Hitler kill himself? Cheapshow: https://cheapshow.bandcamp.com/