PodHigher Presents: The High Council

4cr/1hr: We ran another game because honestly why not, other people have done this on pod too and I don't see you giving them shit about it. This is clearly a parody of people who play DnD on pod, except this isn't DnD. This is totally different. Anyways, take a good, hard look into what the cast thinks making it in the rap game is all about. I explained the rules beforehand and was expecting abou...

4cr/1hr: Students will engage with scenarios about us getting fucked over by big business in the workforce and through leisure. No seriously, I have so many stories about me just getting bodied by Corporate America, like this one time I went to an "open bar" company party for sales and they were like make sure you drink a lot so I got absolutely tanked and no one was happy. Why do we lie like that...

1hr/4cr: I've never seen someone be pro-concussion, until the NFL really started popping off. You'd think it's not even an argument but apparently it is. When faculty pitched this segment to me I was like uh, how are you gonna have a hot take on concussions? Well the NFL does. Weird, right? Oh it's sad that they can't take care of players and just let half of them die physically or mentally? Well...

4cr/1hr: Come on. You know we have to talk about it. What else could we possibly talk about, besides anything else at all? This is the best soapbox ever because now I can finally call out one of the most blasphemous things I've seen about this whole Cbat thing: that fucking playlist is a LIE. He "posted" a link to the other songs and it's like Usher and shit. Let me be among the (hopefully) many a...

4cr/1hr: It is time for us as a society to admit our shortcomings and move towards healing, and Higher Education is here to break the glass: The J Balvin Meal at McDonald's made no sense. It wasn't like he was roaming the streets and just one-shotting Oreo McFlurries, scarfing down a bilayered burger with sauce a bit too opaque to be trusted fully. That's why I get the Quarter Pounder, because opa...

4cr/1hr: Man, I totally forgot to post this episode last week. Or was it two weeks ago? Oh man, I really can't remember anymore. I ended up buying this game on sale and I haven't been sleeping and shit, it's been crazy. The game isn't even that fun... You know what game is fun though? M U L T I V E R S U S baby that shit is that new flame get it while it's here cause I'm thinking some crazy things...

4cr/1hr: Sometimes movies are boned from the jump. Like when the main character is a little too sexy, or the new lead comes out and says some wild shit about 5G. I mean, people aren't meant to experience that much data flow at once. My internet loads these pages pretty fast already, how much faster could it get? See, we trusted those cable companies that were like hey check out this fiber optic sh...

1hr/4cr: Have you ever wondered what it'd be like if Monet just, had a collection of well-drawn furry porn? That'd be pretty wild, and worth soooooo much money. Like, are NFT's even made by Monet? No, because he isn't alive anymore. Exactly. Anyways, we're all doing alright, I mean Janno broke his arm so that really sucks. But hey, he's making it to recordings so that's a damn good sign! Think abo...

1hr/3cr: This is what happens when we think about religion.  Either way, did you ever think what would happen if you took Jesus and gave him Reebok Crossfit shoes, a tank top with holes, and UR Marlboros? That's right, just like powerful fusion card Jesus at the Docks, we harnessed the power of combining Jesus with many different items and concepts in this thrilling new game of Jesus the Trad...

1hr/3cr: The aim of this course is to introduce critical theoretical analysis to our course-takers via contextualizing children's comic books--and by that I mean pretty much only Hunter X Hunter and Spider-man. Togashi-Otou-san's coming back with milk from the store! Lesson plans will be centered around Togashi's formal Nen system, so students should be prepared to think of cool Nen powers for a s...

3cr/1hr:  Typing these as course descriptions has been draining me, it's like, we all know these aren't real credits. They are transferrable though. You can physically give these credits to people. It won't do anything, but does that truly make it meaningless? Anyways in this episode we talk about marriage. Again, but like different this time. This one has less face-stabbing in it so no conte...

Jules and Sage were busy so Jay, Janno, Christian and Sean fuck around. We talk about pizza and wonder what to do if you were to sneeze and cum at the same time. Also in this ep, Jay leaves in the middle of the pod without warning. Which hopefully makes him look worse than Janno, whose mic was acting up the whole time. Did you know that this podcast is rated #1 in background sex sounds as a podcas...

1hr/2cr: A thorough analysis of the depths at which humanity repeats the same murder stories over and over again while calling it a "True Crime" Podcast. You know, isn't there a whole fuckin' TV channel called True Crime? So what, we just gonna take the same fuckin' stories they tell and tell it on a fuckin' podcast and literally waste everyone's time? Through research and experiments done in this...

1hr/4cr: An in-depth query of when to assert sexual dominance over another. This class will look into seizing opportunities of weakness and utilizing new techniques for spicing up the bedroom. These methods include, but are not limited to: the Tombstone Piledriver, The Pedigree, and especially the Stinkface. For Humanities Students, this is not a required class. For Liberal Arts Students, this is...

A big fuckin episode to end a big fuckin season! We had Kid Michael come by as well as the gents Steven and Wayne from Planet ShuckPuck to talk about some old ass video games that we used to play. I've been alive for like, so many consoles at this point. Like I feel the years culminating in my body as I deteriorate yearly. At this point I'm just waiting to evaporate so it's whatever. We all gotta...

I was gonna stop after the title but no, think about that shit. Look at Snoop Dogg, he literally gets to smoke inside while fuckin' Bloom-bitch won't let me burn in a fuckin park. Did you know that? I want that privilege so bad, I've only been able to smoke indoors on VERY few occasions, but those times were amazing. We lived in such simpler times.  Truth be told, I don't remember what we tal...

Growing up, I couldn't have sex so I had to play Magic the Gathering instead. I would look hopefully towards the Trojans, but turn in shame to the booster packs. That's when Mortal Kombat saved me from myself. A devious and sinful life full of carnage and women. I remain chaste through the divine guidance of Magic the Gathering, praise be the firstborn. I was running with Planeswalkers while you t...

"He always on the top, But now he on the bottom cause we, tra-ding pla-ces." ~ William Shakespeare All jokes aside J. K. Rowling really did too much with the sidestory on Harry Potter. Dumbledore's sexual preference did not affect his dueling abilities, or make Fawkes pretend to die any less. I didn't need to know which position he assumes, but now that I know, it also doesn't affect his skills an...

First episode for the new year, so we thought we'd celebrate by NOT CHANGING AT ALL. We're already pretty fuckin cool, my mom told me so. But enough about how great we are, let's neck someone else right quick. We were not finished with wrestling by a long shot, just like Booker T said that one thing on air to Hulk Hogan which our lawyers are begging me not to say here. It just feels weird to use h...

hello, are you hungover? sad you went home alone last night? did you get covid last week and stay home? are you serving eight consecutive life sentences with no possibility for parole? Well we here at Higher Education have a wonderful tale of hope, tribulation and genital injury to share with you our dear listener to ring in 2022 right. Please Enjoy.  rip Betty White, she ain't dead but for w...

Sigh... I have so many clothes to return to Champion. I don't know if my hair will grow back in like a few weeks so I'm just gonna put on a beanie. If I were to get said beanie, I want it to say what the main idea of this episode is: Boogie sucked. It was pretty bad. Leave it to Eddie Huang to set a race back at least like 30 years. I got a lot of heat for the pilot episode about the whole argumen...

What it do baby boo it's the boy Jay coming at you live from the void. It's pretty cool down here, I got an ethernet cable and everything I need just appears, it's going pretty great. If a hole ever opens in the ground in a spacey black hole vibe thing, toss a letter in and I'll write back, I promise. Or you could just text me like a normal person, either or works. So I got a big ass letter from D...

It's me, back from the dead. I mean it's us, but SOMEONE mocked my style on here and I'm out for blood. So here's my revenge, Janno is on his 5th marriage. It's like, come on, commit to something, amiright? With my vengeance at hand, I'm feeling more clarity and now I can finally return to great service. Although I would like to reinforce, goo goo ga ga I have played multiple Fire Emblem games. MA...

Wsup y'all it's Janno's time to shine. Jay let me write the description because he forgot to post the episode on his end.  You ever cooked before? No, not meth. I mean cooking food. Like on some housewife-type shit? Hosting a dinner party as a way to both flex on your friends that you have sick-ass culinary skills and just to ya know, catch up? Ask how the wife and kids are doing while they a...

Ugh where do we even begin with this one? We had a hell of a Friday. We will probably, like, never be the same ever again.  Shouts out to the homegirl Bella for coming through and chilling with us, reminiscing on one hell of a wedding. Congratulations to Sean's wife, but as always FuckSean2k∞. Jay's been huddled in a corner of his room for the last few months over this day, it's been a rough...