PodHigher Presents: The High Council

Palworld exists, but the world of pals may not... idk what that means but we talked about Palworld and how everything is everywhere all at once. Frfr why does every game have to have everything in it? I'm a fan of games that do a few things really well. Like Megaman X or Battletoads, I get pissed at the bike level. Do one thing and be good at it. Life lesson. Also we watched the OnlyFans cooki...

This was a long time coming. Lego has been bricking left and right in the age where they really could swang. To prove it, Lego Fortnite did what they literally should have done like 3 years ago. The video games they have now are okay, but if you really think about it they should be so much more. Either way, face the thrilling tale of one person who just wanted to go to a comedy show, but got so mu...

This is essentially a part two for last episode, turns out sometimes you just gotta take a hard look in the mirror and be like damn, I'm pretty gullible. Rather than take a narrow focus and see how bad the problem is, we zoomed all the way out and looked for all the dumb little moments of weakness in which advertising weaseled something useless into our lives. Also we talked about the good old...

You know, I never thought I was an easy target for ads until Tik-Tok happened. Like, I was always the type to immediately skip ads so I just learned to tune them out, but now ads are also people? I just don't know anymore, we may be closing in on the Matrix here. Either way we recount some of the best scams we fell under through the monstrosity of Tik Tok. Also we talk about The Karate Kid and...

I forgot to post last week, that's on me. Either way peoples be going on vacation. This is a fact. In this ep, two of the boys are coming back from Vegas, regaling us with tales outside the casino... or inside? I think the buffet was inside? Honestly my memory is not what it used to be but I'm trying, damn it. Also get swizzled with another great story from Jay's memory vault, this tim...

It's 5am and I'm starting to notice some destructive patterns so let me get to this describing so I can wake up in 3 hours for work... The boys are back in town in a smaller session, discussing the eviles of the bartering arts, the Guy who is known to Family, and how to give a motherfucker a litmus test. Don't say we never taught you anything. Follow us on the places! Is there even a g...

People will do anything I swear, it's crazy: I would never go on a show where I gotta get full naked. Boxers maybe. Briefs perhaps. Full on day 1'ing it on broadcast? You got me all levels of fucked up. Ain't no way! Anyways now that it's out of my system, we talked about people getting naked on a dating show, the name escapes me at this moment in time but also it don't matter....

Back at it again, just like school in September, and the traffic is worse too! We talk about the joys of getting borked by public transportation, solving the problem of "MTA" once and for all! Or maybe not, someone's gotta try it out and let us know. We also talk about the Black Eyed Peas, or at least their glory days. Download my mixtape "Where is the Love pt3" coming next...

I thought we'd heard the end off it and then bam new ways to mistrust our fellow people. Honestly Oher should rip them a new one, that movie did NOT have him looking good, AND NO MONIES???? Come on brobro not like this for realsies. On an unrelated note, looking for a white family to adopt me and teach me football. If you look wild in khakis hit us up on X, Twitch, etc! I respond at 4am. See y...

You know, I never thought I'd have to think of this, yet here we are: a society where the Island Boys are boinking online. There is no more salvation, we have become the Mario 64 painting that takes you to the lava world. I imagine that was supposed to be hell? Either way this ain't it. Ace Reporter Sean will be watching the content and reporting back with all the vital details at a later...

You know, I've come to realize that I have not gone on a vacation in a long ass time. Like, I straight up do not leave my home city. Most people would be disgruntled by that, but honestly nothing beats the good old staycation. Fuck leaving and going to places, especially now that I'm back on that Snake Tik-Tok. I will never travel again! Fuck a boomslang, you get me? Anyways Sean went plac...

I have no words for what's going on right now, I thought they were kidding about this when they spoke about it but since then I've been getting the Tik Toks and I gotta say, I've learned so much in this past week. I should have definitely been a stripper. Or like a trampoline guy, or like a snake dude but definitely shoulda dropped out of school first. I can't believe people pay to...

You wanna know what the wildest MMO is out there? It's fuckin' social media. Think about that. It even has a pay-to-win system in it. Well either way Twitter is dying, or maybe I just keep forgetting to click the bird app thing on my phone. Granted, the last 3 times I opened Twitter at work it's just some wild shit and then my boss walks by and judges me for it, like I didn't uploa...

The Expendables are going a bit too far with the age thing, but I really wanna see 50 Cent in the new one. Like, how many action movies has he been in? Meaning that his presence is based off the sole fact that he got shot 9 times. Note to public: if you want to be an action star, get shot in real life and survive??? Honestly nothing means anything anymore, catch me in Expendables 5 as a weird Indi...

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4cr/1hr: It's the season finale! Man, it's been a while coming but the season is over. I can finally go on that vacation I was totally planning on doing. Either way we revisit an early idea when looking at the movie Chang can Dunk. That's right: Boogie 2. We kept poking the bear and they were like okay we'll do it, but only on the Disney Channel. Once again, Asian male Black female...

4cr/1hr: Back at it again with some thought-invoking ideas for y'all, and this time it's rock climbing. It's pretty fun. I couldn't use my body in any capacity for like, a week after, but honestly had a good time. Those shoes were annoying though. Wasn't about those shoes at all. Now if I could rock climb in some Galaxy Foamposites, now that would be something. I'd be liter...

4cr/1hr: Okay yeah, I know what you're thinking, and before you're all like, wow that's pretty fucked up please remember that the blame rests entirely on Fire Emblem Engage. I didn't tell them to make a hand job feature. I didn't tell them that we wanted another 3-year-old-looking dragon to bork. Honestly they're really buying into the sex thing. Anyways I can't look at rings not-sexually anymore....

4cr/1hr: Remember those Wicked Games the Weeknd was talking about? They're actually called wedding games of a certain persuasion. The persuasion is the chance of busting slop with your homies. This is why I can't trust anymore, one minute you're playing Mafia together and having a fun time then the next minute they're trying to suck face. I mean I'll do it but me and my therapist will be discussin...

4cr/1hr: You know, I fully expect my death to have some song related to it. Like playing in the background or something. It just makes sense for the way life's going. The only thing I can do for this is make sure it's more heroic music and not like, the fuckin Chicken Dance song. Either way in this episode we talk about having a backing track to your death. Catch me with an 8 track outside so I'm...

4cr/1hr: It's the Toy Story 4 predicament all over again... like they know we wanna see this but when I go to the movies, I roll deep. I got squad with me, I'm blazed out, I'm ready to yell obscenities at a movie screen much to the dismay of the people that brought me with them. And then you look around and you're surrounded, not only by chiddlers, but by their fuckin' parents who are like yeah th...

So I recently watched John Wick 2 and 3, and the "excommunicado" thing was so extra. Like they were really trying to see how many times a character could say a Latin word that was almost indistinguishable from regular English. What's that called again? Either way I got caught cheating again and now my wife has declared me excommunicado, let me know if you can "get this man a bed." We talk movies a...

4cr/1hr: Damn this is our last episode for the year, ain't that crazy? We celebrate by not acknowledging any of the holidays and talk about recasting, everyone's favorite activity. Honestly I miss so many of the old cartoons that were out there, I learned so many life lessons from those shows. I don't even know what kids' shows talk about now, I imagine it's like chaotic Tik-Tok related. Could you...

I've been awake for like, 48 hours but here we go. Aw hell yeah we're fuckin' back or something like that! Well Jules is either way. Turns out flooring on a sex dungeon is a longer task than you'd think it was, but hey, we're glad to have the company. Speaking of company, we talk about the time Jay got kicked out of a Yankee Candle, so that's pretty exciting. He ain't even do nothing bad in there,...

4cr/1hr: This is a full on discussion of narrative, and how important it is in today's art. Like come on, we get all these reboots and they all suck fat ones. I'm tired of this shit, give me some new content. We're doing new content though, think about that. Honestly though, take a look back at all the cool shit they've rebooted that's been good. All new narratives, even with the recycled characte...