PodHigher Presents: The High Council

Hey guys, idiot Janno here to say: Pfft, digital footprint? What's that? Anyways the boys talk about what chair they'd rather sit in while at a friend's house. And buddy, it's like Foucault/Chomsky. Wittgenstein/Popper. Searle/Derrida. You wouldn't believe the wacky antics these crazy dumdums get into. It will literally change your life.

Hey everyone! Uninformed, dumbass Janno here with another description of a podcast episode. We talk going straight to heaven v.s. reincarnating until you build up enough karma to get to heaven and a secret second topic that's even more controversial. Also being upfront here I just started playing online poker in the second half so if you hear all those clicks and you hate it, I'm so sorry--I'll ne...

Hey guys Janno here. Writing the description for this ep because I'm sick nasty with it. This episode we talk about Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan and which white boy (Brad Pitt or Paul Walker) does a more entertaining accent. Also I spread misinformation around in this episode because I talk about Bruce Lee as if I fricken know the guy. But it's ok because everyone makes fun of me for it? Idk....

The Council convenes to make two critical decisions: the best field trip and the best rhythm game. All judgements are final unless we look back at one of these and are like maybe we were wrong here but that like, never happens. I didn't have DJ Hero but I think I would have been a more well-adjusted person had I bought it. That's a problem for another time I guess. I could try and actually...

This episode was long due. For your entertainment tonight... The balls. Follow our socials!

If you really think about it, blurbs are kinda dumb. Okay maybe not but I'm tired today and if you're on this episode, you already know what time it is. Follow our socials!

I just need to admit it - I bricked. I meant to post this episode like four weeks ago, and I went online and was like yeah I'll be posting weekly. Everyone believed me completely, so I gotta be transparent here. And that's what this episode is truly about: being better. We are going to start providing a higher level of quality starting right after this sentence. Anyway I totally forgot what this e...

Janno here once again. Writing this caption because I'm the one uploading the episode this time. Let's see. The council debates the age old question of whether it's better to be a boy going to Jupiter to get more stupider, or a girl going to college to get more knowledge. Also--you fuck with indoor or outdoor pools? Find out the right opinion in just an hour.

With everything on the line, the council convenes to decide two major battles: Donald Glover vs Childish Gambino, and Alien Invasion vs Zombie Outbreak. It's not zombies... Honestly, when did people get all obsessed with watching people getting eaten alive? I figured after the first ever zombie movie humanity would have shat itself in fear and been all like Good Lord we must unite to make sure...

The council convenes to settle a few long-standing rivalries, like Surf v. Turf and Tom v. Jerry. The decisions made are kinda final but not really but still final. Pending further review. Follow us on socials for Sonic the Hedgehog themed content posted tri-centenially.

The council time travels to make decisions on some of the biggest deals in the early 2000's: Peak CN vs Nick and X-Men vs Sam Raimi Spider-Man. Remember to punish the defeated accordingly, or just burn CD's and destroy them. Either is fine, really. We'll see you next week for more important decisions.

No, not like going to a different decade, just like going back mentally but you're still here. Either way the Council makes two vital decisions for the inner-child: soft-serve vs hard ice cream and Pokemon TCG now vs before. Adjust your life accordingly and we'll see you next week!

The council convenes for two big face-offs: Moo Deng vs. Pesto the Penguin and Stuart Little vs. Remy. Someone thought they were gonna shoot 2 for 2 from the free throw line on this one. Gonna leave it at that. The real winner for both is snakes. Like, pretty sure on that one. I trust that one movie where the snakes were the main bad guy, but also I fell asleep during so maybe I missed some steps....

Two main topics on the tables tonight: picking a decisive conspiracy theory and settling the Ultimate Warrior debate. Alien vs Predator. I watched that movie when I was a kid but hadn't seen any of the source material. I was rooting against both. Now that I've seen both movies, I am rooting against both. Acid blood is overrated, ingest more bases. Not like a dangerous amount mind you, but still, e...

Hey everyone--Janno here. I'm writing the caption for this episode and boy oh boy am I excited. Let's see...in this ep looks like we talk about shitting our pants. Wow for like a really long time. Hmm. Well uh, wish it wasn't my turn to do this but uh here goes. Janno argues that walkable cities are overrated, while Jay proposes whether laser tag or Chuck E Cheese was the cooler kids b...

The council reconvenes after a hiatus to deliberate on two major topics: getting into Star Wars now and which Spider-Man is the Chosen One? The moral of both stories is to step your reference game up. For advice, follow us on social media. Our references are solid af. See y'all next week!

Two topics are brought before the council: are the Beatles still good, and are Roguelites getting out of hand? Which then brings up the question: why didn't they Roguelite Guitar Hero when it died? Like, we all bought those dumbass controllers, can't play Halo on 'em so maybe? Shouts out to our boy Indy for presenting before the council. He made a pretty fun game that you can find on Steam. The ga...

The council convenes to speak of two important topics: the best TV Talent Shows and the need/desire to ever visit Manhattan. Now I know what you're thinking, where else can I find Madame Tussauds? And the answer may surprise you: Atlantic City. AND you can gamble there. My money's on that one. Follow our socials.

We have risen out of the ashes of our law firm building (unrelated to current claims) to answer the true calling of society: telling people how to feel about things. As such, we discuss Video Game movies in conjunction with sharing our hopes for progeny. Though many factors may influence such hopes, we focus on one central point: Valorant Son or Overwatch Daughter. Follow us on X and keep your eye...

It's been a minute but we're back, and had to talk about it. Really didn't expect him to die. Crazy. War indeed never changes. We talked about other stuff too, but the OJ stuff is... well, it exists. So much so that I have nothing more to talk about here, so follow our socials and we'll see you later!

all i can say is they were always right. either way tHe boys arE back to talk about the hot goss these past two weeks: Diddy and lIzzo but not both at the same time, like Divided? I mean not looking greaT for both but one team is def worse off you know? Also Lizzo backtracked on the music thing, not sure what the real meaning was but it's really all the same. If there's anyone to really be...

Always a party, even if it's a week late. When did you pop your Whopperginity? Yeah that felt awful to type. Either way Kid Michael tells us about his First Time, to much laughter. I remember my First Time: it was on a beach and... I should not share the rest of this story. Also we talked about the movies again because all you really wanna do is think about the next popcorn bucket promo. It&#3...

The new MLB pants are out, and I gotta get me a pair ASAP. But nothing like lycra-thin active sportswear to get the boys talking about... well I mean come on. There's literally only one direction that this conversation could have went. Host desire for pants unrelated. Also we talked about how we're being lied to about plastic recycling. Really makes you reconsider all the eco-friendly tips...

Let's pretend I misspelled Dragon in the title, but also act like it means more than it should... Either way big surprise as we hire a new Junior Associate to the firm, KID MICHAEL. Though he may be young, he can remember anything he reads and then use it in law. It seems like a TV show but he insisted and I'm doing a new thing this year where I trust people. EITHER EITHER WAY we talk abou...

I mean the title speaks for itself but I guess I have more characters... Anyways this episode the boys discuss something that's often thought of: who's your favorite Outkast member? I know there's only 2 but in law there's also only 2 so suck me. Even if that isn't right just accept it and move on. This episode is like, forever late. Spotify hit us with a lil switcharoo on the...