Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong

In this week's episode, your boys come a little off the rails, but nothing can compare to the trainwreck that is Delinda, Nessa, the idiot game developers, and, well... really pretty much everything but Mitch. This episode of Las Vegas was really bad, there are no two ways about that. But we think the producer managed to right the ship before he quit. Long story. Plus, the return of the blooper re...

On this week's episode of Las Vegas , the Montecito plays host to three men and a random baby. The women of the cast, save Sam, fall into an annoying B plot that, sadly, doesn't leave Delinda dying on the desert floor. And the aforementioned Sam throws one hell of a divorce party for second-best-guest-star-of-the-episode, George Hamilton. Best-guest-star-of-the-episode Clint Black reminds your hos...

That's good, right? Honestly, I'm not sure, I'm not from Boston, but I think it's good, and that's how I feel about this episode, so let's roll with it. Your hosts are back and better than ever,* having full power and water to support their silly podcast habit. The show is back with another special musical guest, this time a gentleman by the name of Mikey Bubbles™. And Delinda's first boyfriend is...

In this week's episode, the Montecito Crimefighting Taskforce is activated when a card-counting team darkens the doorstep of the casino. An archaeology find threatens to put the cover back on the resort's newly-unveiled topless pool. And there's a C-story that is, Fredly, not worth mentioning. It's an action packed episode, so let's get straight into it without any further ado. Well, no further ad...

We're wrapping up CCR month here on Pod at the Montecito as we dive into the Season 2 premier. Our hosts have put the red carpet away and are back to making idiots of themselves the normal way. Speaking of the new normal, Danny's back from his deployment and he's got a surprise for Mary. Which is fine, because Ed has a surprise for him. And some bad guy has a surprise for one of his idiot cousins....

It's the middle of winter, so you know what that means: award season! Only instead of a bunch of pretentious celebrities gathering to congratulate themselves and take obnoxious selfies, it's a couple of obnoxious nobodies gathering to congratulate fictitious characters and take pretentious selfies. Look, not every set of show notes is going to be a winner. Your hosts are looking back on Season 1 o...

Things begin to spiral rapidly out of control as someone is passing very convincing counterfeits at the Montecito, a convicted gangster takes over Ed's job, and Danny gets recalled to active duty. Also, things begin to spiral rapidly out of control when your idiot hosts lose their mind and discuss the season finale for OVER TWO HOURS. Don't worry, The Producer listened to that madness so you would...

The Montecito A-Team ate their competency Wheaties this morning as they seek to foil a bombing attempt at the resort. Meanwhile, Luiz's terribleness may have spread to all of Vegas Metro, which is a real bad omen for the city. And finally, the pool is back open at the Montecito which can only mean one thing: Mary wants to let a bunch of locals sneak into the rich-kids-only pool party featuring mus...

CSI: Montecito is kicked into overdrive this week when $5 million in diamonds get stolen from the resort's Stripper Pole Suite and the World's Worst Detective is put on the case. A whale of Sam's brings his horrible fiancée and his great assistant to town for one last Vegas trip before he gets married. Brunson brings in a corporate psychologist to interview the staff, with an eye toward restructur...

Has the worst year in recent memory been buoyed by this podcast? We think so and we hope you do too. In the meantime, join our hosts as they send us out the only way they know how -- dumb inside jokes, a nuanced analysis of a television show you can't watch, and drops that sometimes go on for far too long. There's a murderer on the loose at the Montecito, only no one knows about it, including the...

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. In this otherwise-totally-normal holiday edition of the podcast, come for the Home Alone post mortem, stay for the perpetual creepiness of one of your hosts. Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray guest stars in this episode and kisses Jillian on the mouth quite a bit. Big Ed thinks Jillian is cheating on him with Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath. A homeless man returns $9,500 and a...

Hey, so forget what the co-hosts want the the show notes to say for a second. In researching possible drops for this episode, I, the Producer, came across a really troublesome song that Paul Anka wrote and performed. And according to Apple, was covered by FORTY-TWO other artists. Fucking Hell. Anyway, it's a good episode of the pod this week and a fine episode of Las Vegas, if you can overlook Nes...

A total jackoff wins a big jackpot and then has a heart attack. Sam is terrible at her job -- we mean really, really terrible. And a stereotypical "Chicago" couple decide that the best way to do Vegas is by riding on a magic carpet made of cardstock coupons. This episode is chock full of pieces of shit. There are really no redeeming characters anywhere in this entire godforsaken episode. The only...

Ed, Danny, and Sam are off to NOLA to chase down a whale that skipped town while owing them a big chunk of change. And thank God for private jets, because Big Ed is so jetlagged after 4 hours in one, we hate to imagine what would have happened if they'd flown commercial. This week the writers of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas make it clear they've never actually been to New Orleans. And tha...

Trigger warning: the episode discussed this week depicts an attempted suicide and it is played, if not for laughs, certainly not as seriously as it could be. If you or anyone you know needs help, please call 800-273-8255. You're not alone. In this week's episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas rooms are contaminated, mental health is belittled, and Sam is yanked around by a client she tak...

The bosses told me to hit y'all with a bad news burger, so here goes: Good news, this episode of the podcast is decent. Bad news, this episode of the show is terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible. Good news, the hosts were wrong at the end when they said next week's episode of Las Vegas was trash. Vanessa Marcil brings the heat in an absolutely legendary performance, Good Boss Ed might be back, and with any luck...

Alec Baldwin gives the Montecito a badly-needed surveillance facelift, Mary delivers sick burns while at gunpoint, and Brooks & Dunn hit the craps table for 24 hours before banging out some songs. Meanwhile, your hosts debate the merits of stirring various cocktails with a penis and make some space buck wagers. Pull up a chair and get out your harmonica, won't you?

**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don'...

**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don'...

**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don'...

**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don'...

**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don'...

**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don'...

**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don'...

**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don'...