Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong

In the words of the poet, we fucking did it. Las Vegas has finally come to Peacock, literally the very minute that this episode dropped. In fact, were you to say that's the very reason this episode did drop, you'd be right! This audio has been in the can since late April and I, the latest in a long line of producers, was given short notice and none of the old tools and tricks. So uhhh... e...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas , lapses of judgement abound as fully half the crew scores a few own goals when Big Ed's inexplicable former protégé, Delinda's former friend, and Danny's former fuck buddy parachutes into town with her new husband. Speaking of that motherfucker, a second Jud(d) enters the octagon and it's bad news for all involved. Lastly, n...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas , we return to a familiar set -- the wine cellar -- where we meet a one-off sommelier. Elsewhere, whales are upset when some retirees hit the topless pool, a whale would be upset if he realized he had a doppelganger, and Danny's upset because Delinda is enjoying some battery-powered self care. Most troubling, though, there's an unpro...

Your boys are coming to you with an update on the podcast. The long and short of it is, the podcast isn't going away (producer's note: fuck me, I guess I'm trapped here) but we are having to slow the pace. Pandemic project has run head long into the real world and professional obligations are very spicy right now. We're planning to go at least through episode 501 to complete James Caan's run on th...

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses child abuse which is mentioned but not depicted in the episode of Las Vegas . If you or someone you know has been the victim of child abuse, please make use of the resources available, including at childwelfare.gov . -------------- On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas , a heat wave hits Neon City, a crime wave hits Danny, and a death wave...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas , some mobsters show up at the Montecito not caring that they're on the hit NBC television show The Blacklist and therefore not able to step onto the premises, but they're allowed to stay since they bought a $1 million wedding package. Wayne Newton and Big Ed have a disagreement over whether or not Wayne should have recorded the extra stroke...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas , Ed is saved but Delinda is still in the wind and Danny will do whatever the bachelor party requires to bring her back alive. Sam has kicked her two shitty whales to the curb, but it turns out the shittiness has rubbed off on her when an urban legend comes to Neon City. And the Montecito staff gets food poisoning from the mall food court, l...

On this high stakes episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas , Ed is forced to do Shooter McGavin's bidding in an effort to recover his kidnapped daughter, Sam has to babysit some childish and idiotic whales, and Mary is back to her "good" brand of idiocy when she unveils a mascot for the Montecito. Your boys, meanwhile, discuss the required economics of kidnap and murder, evaluate the nex...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas , Ed and Delinda go Shawshanking when a bunch of guest possessions go missing, Delinda goes dumpster filling to make a bunch of Danny's possessions go missing, Woody and Jordan crossover when the life of a murder victim goes missing from its body, and Mike makes us wish he went missing when a prized rat goes missing. Your co-hosts wonder why...

Spoiler alert: we discuss Santa Claus in this episode. On this episode of the hit NBC (and Cozi!) television show "Las Vegas," Danny and Delinda think it's time to discuss cohabitation, Sam learns she has a debt collection kink, a gold-digging wife wants Ed to teach her husband to insist he be called Ishmael, and our resident bottom feeder misunderstands the etymology of the "tight five." Your co-...

Quick heads up before we get into the jokes -- there was a fuck up and Judson's audio is a nightmare. It sounds like he's on a cell phone. Don't blame the producer, this is entirely on him. But we apologize greatly. Aside from that, on this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas , Big Ed does some globe-trotting, Danny and Delinda do some fucking, and Sam does a bunch of low-stakes crimi...

On this episode of the hit NBC (and now Cozi TV!) television show "Las Vegas", Ed recovers from a gunshot wound, heart attack, and/or concussion, just in time to flee the CIA. Danny and Delinda try to figure out what's next for the relationship against the backdrop of Mary's lunacy. And Sam ends up in a Hawaiian luau when she discovers a whale of hers feasting far too close to a dead stripper. You...

From the lows of the audio quality on the first ten episodes, to a power outage in Santa Monica, everything has been building up to this, a conversation with Gary Scott Thompson . And if you don't listen to another episode, we honestly wouldn't blame you. Hell, we seriously considered going out on top with this one. BUT! Should you decide to stick around, we would be remiss to not point out that C...

**SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT** There may or may not be a special guest on the Season 3 retrospective and he or she may or may not have specifically requested listeners submit questions for him or her. This means you! Email them or tweet them at us! On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas" everyone is doing some fucking except Danny, including people who aren't even on the show -- looki...

**SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT** Listen to the first part of the show. Like, for real. Don't skip through it like you normally do. You know who you are. On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Ed goes out of town with Jillian, leaving Danny in charge which means, you guessed it, shit goes off the rails almost immediately. A racist, chauvinistic whale wants to play blackjack for a milli...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas , paralyzed Superman takes his employees on a corporate retreat to... paintballing? Back at the office, Big Ed is interviewing for a spot on the Security and Surveillance team that looks like a cross between Office Space and BUD/S training. And lest we forget, Danny gets his willy slick by dipping his pen in the Montecito ink. Your boys disc...

Our hearts are sick about the recent passing of James Caan. The legendary actor has left a lasting impression on all of us at Pod at the Montecito, and we're sure you feel the same way.  Compounding our misery, this episode is a real tire fire. The Montecito has gunk in its ducts and a theft problem in its residential suites. Mary has to deal with an obnoxious photographer who may be stealing...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas , Danny forgets one of the core tenets of Training Day and risks it all to right a renal wrong; Sam and Ed need a poncho as a 5-star whale comes to town, bringing with him a mobile splash zone; and a nightmare of a palindrome-adjacent C-story drives your co-hosts to the brink. Speaking of those lovable idiots, they discuss root canal trauma,...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas", Monica is back making life difficult for Big Ed and the Montecito, just not in ghost form this time. Danny's old drill sergeant/sargento also shows up to make Danny's life difficult. And peanuts show up to try and kill a local meteorologist.  One of your co-hosts has taken the nominative determinism thing a little too far and the oth...

In this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," ghosts would be haunting the hotel, if only ghosts were real. Additionally, Delinda gets blackmailed by a health inspector while Sam might lose her casino host cage match against a pretentious Brit. Your co-hosts discuss why Sugar Ray hates "Crossing Jordan," have an extension Pip conversation, and reignite their brutal wordplay civil war...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Mary activates the MCFTF when 40 loose diamonds go missing... virtually? Mike tries to convince the world that his dick is super small. And Big Ed demonstrates the proper way to menace someone with a cigar cutter. Your idiot co-hosts debate the meaning of the word honor, discuss the intersection of the USGA's Rules of Golf and erogenous z...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas", a porn convention is in town and the people are a-fuckin'. The Montecito Cinematic Universe (MCU) nearly implodes in on itself again, a Woody gets pilfered, and Sam gets kicked in the beanbag. Your hosts offer up their services for parody porn ad copy reads, discuss shall versus may clauses when it comes to oral sex, and constantly fuck u...

In this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Monica dies. That's it, that's the episode.  Oh, you're still here? Okay, fine -- Danny is accused of murder, Big Ed returns, Mary grows a spine, Mike masks a boner, and more ashes get disposed of in questionable ways. Also, your co-hosts discuss the aerodynamics of an unladen Monica, murder/fire a producer, and temporarily lose thei...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Monica completes her final evolution to maximum villain, which Danny has had about enough of. Jake proposes to Mary and she gives him an answer he doesn't like a couple of times, since our favorite public defender can't read a room (much less a jury). And Sam robs a grave. Yep, that is a thing that happens. Your hosts have an elaborate di...

This time on the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Danny is left holding the bag when Monica loses her goddamned mind and facilitates the theft of a priceless national treasure. Mike loses his goddamned mind and spends the entire time trying to figure out how Chriss Angel does his magic tricks. And Big Ed loses his goddamned mind when he considers going into business with the MaLosers. One of y...