Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong

We're back after our holiday hiatus! In this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," the crew travels back to the 1960's as they run The Jubilee... well, Danny has a fever dream about that, but still. While he's in his delusion, 1960's Danny is involved in the invention of three notable developments, Big Ed adds "world's worst father" to his resume, and Sam draws the line with one of h...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," a pair of felons emerge from out of nowhere, without any foreshadowing or lead-up of any kind. Danny has himself a contemplative skulk while Ed spends the episode studying for a driving exam instead of doing his job. Bobby shows up for another ep and sticks his Pick Six where it doesn't belong. Your co-hosts add to their rapidly growing "...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Big Ed has a heart condition and a bank account condition, both at the same time, and must suffer through Danny butchering his metaphors. Sam has a half-brother that she loathes show up and piss in her Cheerios. And Mike borrows and subsequently loses our heart patient's Aston Martin. Whoopsies! Your co-hosts continue to debate whether th...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, the body of a man possibly killed by undercooked chicken is discovered on the grounds of the Montecito; Big Ed has to escort royalty during a competition at the resort after some dual combplay; and lots of people get trapped in lots of showers. Your idiot hosts discuss the proper barometric pressure for walking dogs, one of the hosts declar...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," the Woody builds a wooden frame story out of the time he stuck his wood into Sam. The MCFTF gets activated when a vicious card counter darkens the doorstep of the Montecito. And Rachael Leigh Cook is on hand to contort geography beyond recognition and fuck Danny in a stranger's home. Your co-hosts crack up during their pre-production meet...

In this week's episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Mitch gets his hand caught in his own penis, Monica wants to fire someone for doing his job while wallpapering over her serial sexual harassments, and Ed and Mike struggle with the time dilation problems that have plagued your boys for the entire run of the show. Speaking of your hosts, they struggle with terrible puns, jokes about...

It's time for the season 3 premier of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas" and there's a LOT to talk about. The Montecito has an all-new look, most of the band has been scattered to the wind and must be collected like forgotten-about Pick-up Sticks, and there are more musical guests than you can shake one of those aforementioned sticks at. Among other things, your co-hosts discuss the new owner...

*Send in your viewer questions/comments no later than September 19, 2021!* A whole lot of important shit and a whole lot of meaningless bullshit happens on this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas." Four different potential suitors for the Montecito are bidding for the hotel and casino, a US Marshal is running a play that will absolutely get his ass fired, and the entirety of the sen...

This time on the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Ed wrestles with the notion that multi-billionaire Fred Puterbaugh may join forces with evil-doers to buy the Montecito. Fortunately for some guy who is both a shitty magician and a shitty sports handicapper, the looming sale of the casino isn't enough to ruin Ed's good mood. And good news for all of us, we meet the bundle of joy that is Polly....

This time on the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Big Ed has to deliver some bad news to Danny, his Aston Martin to a used car salesman, and his credit card to his wife and daughter. Danny wins one for the gipper and then makes the world's worst introduction. And a member of the Foleytariat comes to town to engage the services of a female companion a couple counties over. Your hosts have more th...

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, the security cameras turn inward in a period of quiet introspection; Sam has to deal with a brood-like coterie of maybe-vampires; and Delinda helps her cousin zip his dick up in his pants. Your hosts don't lose any body parts, but they are slowly losing their minds, no doubt an artifact of a careless 1 space-buck wager that has permanently...

In this episode the "Las Vegas" writers dust off a method of criming for the second (or third?) time in the short's heretofore brief run. Season 1 Mary has stuck around to team up with Mike and Delinda in a shitty romcom B-story. And Sam's desperate hunt for an unsoiled leisure suit brings us not one, but two shitty guest stars. Your hosts are getting settled into the new release cadence and uncov...

On this episode of Las Vegas, an old Marine friend of Danny's gets framed doing something he didn't do THAT time, but had done many, many other times in the past. Season One Mary is back with a vengeance, giving you a look back to the bad old days of our terrible audio quality. And when an actuary comes to the Montecito to bet his life savings on one spin of the wheel, your hosts become convinced...

The MCFTF is activated in a big way and split into multiple elements, each pursuing an important mission, neither of which is only tangentially related to the casino or the result of an own goal. The Ladies, save Mary, are desperate to get on Fear Factor and Gunther has a thing for fluffy handcuffs. There's lots to take in this episode, but make sure you don't miss the sage wisdom of the Acme Dete...

On this week's episode, Big Ed is lucky not to be in jail for pissing off a judge, though frankly, it would get him away from a deranged Jillian, so... Mike babysits the Montecito and fucks basically everything up while Danny and Mary are off getting hit on by some horse-owning, septegenarian swingers. And one of the many actors to play Superman shows up and re-professes his love for his wife, one...

It's kinda-sorta Boxing Day at the Montecito, so on this week's episode, your co-hosts will stay quiet and listen to each one of you discuss this week's episode. We're kidding, of course, but it would work about as well as it did on this week's episode of "Las Vegas"! Danny gives Nessa a run for the title of World's Worst Pit Boss. Big Ed needs to take a finance class and learn the time value of m...

The Montecito plays host to a pod of surprise whales and a man who got his fiancée stolen by Blue Man Group. Sam conscripts Nessa and Delinda into the role of casino host and the results are predictably disastrous. Big Ed is still fucking his OpSec in a very big way. Danny is still fucking women he barely knows. Guest starring non-linear timelines and jokes that don't make sense because the root r...

This week finds your hosts discussing yet another episode that aged extremely poorly. Danny is accused of sexual assault but absolutely no one believes the accuser. Delinda tries to fix Mystique's bottom line with a disastrous burger experiment. And Mike crushes up some blue pills he gets from an old man, snorts them, and let's Sam do pull-ups on his sex stick. You can interact with the Montecito...

It's unclear what got in the drinking water (editor's note: it's very clear -- whiskey) but your boys dined out on this week's episode for awhiiiiiiiiile. Your eyes do not deceive you, this runtime is atrocious. We initially thought our producer could get away with a light edit, but that quickly proved impractical. And yes, this really is only covering the one episode. When a guest of the hotel sh...

In this week's episode, Big Ed gets kidnapped by one of the Animaniacs. Danny and Mike activate the MCFTF and manage to keep it quiet despite having absolutely no chill. One of Sam's whales is laser focused on a shitty ring and the luck that it carries. Guest starring not one, but two shitty Elvis impersonators, any of which Podcast Ed is more than willing to take on in a court of law. Connect wit...

Noted Bad Boys star Mike Lowwwwwwwwry visits the Montecito this week and is the subject of both Delinda's lust and a horse burglar's shenanigans. The other Mike turns out to be a legit stalker who probably has to go door to door and introduce himself as a sexual predator every time he moves. And Sam can't help herself, she's going to get into the crime the only way she knows how -- via a Mexican d...

This week, the MCFTF has competition from the South Pole as Mike spots a woman in need of help and flightless birds start shooting lasers. Dary take off for Malibu on a last-minute vacation that has strong implications for their incessant "will they, won't they" game. Nessa is weirdly obsessed with Sam's [REDACTED]. And Delinda continues to be an absolute piece of shit. Oh, and special musical gue...

Jack Keller is back, and that's all well and good, but we get neither enough Jack nor enough Keller. The Brits have a saying for this: it does what it says on the tin. If you aren't excited to hear one of your hosts come completely unglued at the absurd "creative license" the writing room takes with the layout of Neon City, then this isn't the episode for you. And honestly, probably not the podcas...

A whole bunch of whales have descended upon the Montecito, which makes it problematic when Jillian shows up for a "surprise" stay. The Montecito Crimefighting Task Force welcomes two temporary members (well, really one and a half -- Woody ain't doing shit) from Boston. Mary starts backsliding into terrible RomCom shit while Danny tries to fake bone a doctor. Just remember to wait 15 minutes for re...

In this week episode, we have the conference championship and then Superb Owl for 7-year-olds, who manage to win it all despite the worst coaching since whenever the last time the Dallas Cowboys were on the field. Sam has to train a woman who is looking to secretly replace her, but maybe the woman should have been consulting Pilot Episode Mary instead. And oh yeah, some dude gets kidnapped. Cautio...