PMFL Podcast

Do not back down, do not give up. When you look back on your season, don't have regrets. Believe in your team, believe in your future, you will find your way. If you don't own dancing shoes you better be saving up, cuz this puppy is kicking off with or without you. Gonna be salsa dancing, flamingo dancing, square dancing, salsa dancing. Whatever your best two-step jive is, you better bring it, cuz...

It's true what they say, you have to see the forest through the trees… And when you're stuck in the mud, up to your eyeballs in swampass voodoo, the forest can be pretty difficult to see. Some would elect to simply stop looking altogether. Saving oneself the trouble of yet another inevitably infuriating and soul crushing search for the forest. Instead, one could simply accept their cruel fate with...

-Insert Episode Write-Up Here- Andre's Shippin-It

Like Thanos, this podcast is Inevitable. We took a break, give us a break, even Santa gets one once a year. You try getting Mark to sing "Let It Go"... It ain't easy out here... Especially when everyone on featured on this podcast was fresh off a fat L.  Our teams are hurting (except Andre's) but our will to deliver ridiculous content lives on. It's a long episode but we're long overdue. We h...

Slip "I'm Busting" into the chat if you read the pod intro's. It's late and I got an 8am demo tomorrow.. Trying to make Tanner and Fujii's vocals sound good is no quickly achieved feat. Enjoy!

A week after the grand opening of his CTE Rehabilitation Center which strangely doubles as an Art Gallery.. Andrew Luck, the pod's longtime rival, short-time friend joins us to discuss the bizarre and frankly, inappropriate, submissions to his Art Gala contest and life after retirement. His love for football is overshadowed by only a few things, his love for shitty art, Shirley Temples and a newly...

Joey can lick his.. well you'll get the picture. Welcome the Fuck back, another week, another episode. We wrangle long-time Houdini expert Matthew "Tasty Toes" Fujii onto the pod to test his relatively thin theory on pod juju/voodoo as well as welcome back another frigid guest who clearly loved letting it go on the pod so much last time, that he wanted to get back in the action for a second time a...

Look somewhere else for a podcast recap, fuck you

What does an 0-3 team and a female frog have in common? I don't even have to answer that because you know the answer! Tonight we welcome a talented guest onto the pod whose been in with a way of bad luck as of recent weeks, he looks to turn his luck around on the pod as the exec break down a wild week 3, look at who voodoo is most likely to turn their attention to next and cover a busting week of...

Week 2 of the 2021 PMFL season is behind us. This week on the PMFL Podcast the Commish is MIA after his Degenerates deteriorated to a state of stench we do not often see in Fantasy Football. The Fuj's are also missing due to podcast VooDoo concerns. Spooky... Scary... Terry. Mr. Hungry corrals some knowledgable guests from the cast of PMFL managers to keep the Pod alive! The guests were class. Abs...

Week 1 of the 2021 PMFL season is in the books. Welcome back to the extremely informative PMFL Podcast where break down the first week of matchups, waivers, and predictions for week 2. We also examine with a fine tooth comb, which PMFL owners have caught the filthy dirty spooky injury bug at this early point in the season. Which players will turn it around in week 2? Which players will continue to...

Welcome back you Hornswaggllers and Toad Suckers to the very first episode of THE PMFL PODCAST, COMIN AT YOU somewhat live, as we watched the NFL Kickoff game and broke down a stunning PMFL Draft Day along with some dart throw stab adoobie in the dark picks for how this year will shape up

Good Evening you ball buffing, elbow sniffing, toad kissing, Rudolph whanking dirtbags, to championship week, the road to glory ends here, one franchise will etch their name in the history books and the other will go home with nothing save a JJ Watt jersey. This is episode 16 of the PMFL Podcast. Tonight we have the final episode of the season, we analyze and breakdown last weeks action, determine...

It's a great life… You risk your skin in the PMFL each week and the fantasy gods give and taketh away... Setting your rivals loose so they can only come back and shoot at ya once again. If you're honest, you're poor your whole life, and in the end, most of us wind up dyin' all alone on the wrong end of a dirty scoreboard. And for what? For everythin'. For a shot at the PMFL Trophy... Welcome back...

Good evening Troglodytes and Titty Fuckers, to a very special episode of the PMFL Podcast, The Playoff Primer! Our shoes are shined, we've picked a partner and we are ready to DANCE. The regular season is in the books and now the stage is set. Titans YoungHoes, Shamrocks Boppers, Skunks and Hungry's and Cowboys Grinders, this is action you do not want to sleep on. On the other side of the toilet s...

Good Evening Dirtbags and Dickholes to episode 12 of your favorite podcast. Today we break down the shocking events of week 12 as 5/8 teams managed to book their ticket to the playoffs in the same week. We look ahead to the playoffs, we listen in to each GM on the state of their franchise and, we even get a visit from the Grinch himself. 

Welcome Back you Turkey's & Testicles, to Episode 12 of the PMFL Podcast, I am your host Captain D, coming at you live on another Wednesday. Joining me in the booth this evening is my partner in crime, he's 7-4, he just clinched a playoff spot, your reigning champ…. Mr. HUNGRYYYY!!! Week 12, Holy   SmokeyPonnichio, only two weeks left before the Dance and the fat lady is getting ready. Looking a l...

Welcome back you cum guzzling elephant wankers, to another episode of the PMFL Podcast. Man oh man, do we have a tan, Covid cases, Tokyo Titans and Stab City Shamrocks are soaring, just like Cap'n D and Mr. Hungry in the air as they came back from their lovely all expenses paid vacation to Wuhan. We break down the tightest playoff race in PMFL history, analyze the lone deal on deadline day and try...

While the commissioner computer heads to the shop for some repairs, Cap'n D and Mr. Hungry decide the time is ripe to take a well-deserved break from the PMFL podcast, inviting some of your favorite Dildos & Drag-Queens, and Losers & Lesbians to host episode ten. Enjoy, as the Tokyo Titan, Guap Daddy and Gorz take you on a wild week of recaps, analysis and projections for an episode you won't soon...

Bonjourno all you Unicorns and Leprechauns, to yet another episode of you're favorite PMFL podcast. Cummin at you again, your jolly host Captain D, joined by my co-host, fresh off an incriminating TMZ video involving the Young-Hoe, some fishnets, a video camera, an old lady, several toes and some assless chaps. The video is wild, check that shit out. Tonight we're joined by none other than the 11t...

Good Evening all you Drag Queens and Dildo's, to another episode of The. PMFL Podcast. Coming at you live, on a brisk Wednesday eve. Tonight we have another exciting episode, the weather outside is cold as a hustler, but still not cold enough to turn down the sweat levels dripping from our league this year. Another bananas week where the league was flipped on its head, big name stars going down wi...

Merry Wednesday Losers and Lesbians, and welcome to Week 7! The PMFL Podcast is back with another exciting episode as we breakdown another jaw-dropping week of action in what is quickly becoming one of the most tightly contested season in recent PMFL history. Tonight we welcome a guest who needs no introduction, the nacho-nerfing, sausage-sucking, Carlos Hyde Draftiiinnnnggg Guap Daddy. We breakdo...

Welcome back you Fucks, to another episode of the PMFL contest, Tonight we welcome the Skunk, the David, the Donut onto the Podcast after his controversial defeat of the undefeated Tokyo Titans in Week 5. We recap performances, talk about some crooked rule clarifications, look at trades and waivers and go to our fan favorite buzzer beater projections  

Welcome Back Cocksmen and Cockswomen, to episode five of The PMFL Podcst: Season Two. Tonight, we shed several man tears as we say goodbye to a fan favorite and former lover of Mr. Hungry... We welcome a former PMFL Champ onto the pod and introduce a new way of predicting matchups which I think we'll all be able to agree slaps harder that Dallas' Beer Belly after a Kegger of Ole'Mil

Welcome back laddies and gentleworms, to yet another episode of the PMFL Podcast. In tonight's episode we welcome a PMFL OG onto the pod, a man who goes by many names but needs no introduction. The General Manager of the Gorzy-Boppin Helmetbags! We had some steamy sweats last week, tune in as we break down the action and even suffer a cyber attack live on the air...